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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

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"HELLO I AM COAL DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM A WITCH DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT WITCHES CAN MAKE WEATHER COLDER HHAHHA EXPOSITION"


Are you implying I'm making the weather go bad? Witch Magic isn't that wild!
*Cough* you racist *cough*
Just realised someone posted in the IC addressing me. Guess I'll wait for a bit before replying 'n' stuff. There's only so much you can get away with in a story with small talk.
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If Atlas dies have his ashes compressed into a diamond, which is then put on the tip of a wooden stake. For the ultimate irony.


I prefer ivory over irony actually, much more death packed into that one.
@Witch Catyou cant raise ashes.


I mean but like, that would just get ash everywhere. And resurrecting a dead body just stinks up the place. A nice, clean, dead vampire is a much better alternative.
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If Atlas died every time someone said Jesus he'd be dead several times over in my rough drafts.


-Sigh- if only those rough drafts were finals. An undead undead vampire minion would be so much fun to have!
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ive just been making bad puns this whole time. but who doesnt love a filet of cow flesh to the heart


Uhh well, not if the cow is made of wood, and pointed...
and..
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Bongos! hehehehe
Oh fuck wait...
Jesus, I suck at this pun making thing
*mopes around as Atlas bursts into flames because someone said "Jesus"*
@Witch CatThe "hints" I've been trying to drop are with the weather. It's progressively getting worse. it went from cool to freezing in a couple hours.


God dammit, Elsa. Not again!
(But cyromancers are kinda cool. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. But yah, are we gonna face off a weather witch?)
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My character has been, if you'll excuse my language, fucked by the sheer number of religion related characters, but water cooler talk is always fun when you hate everybody


The HOLY water cooler. Shit'z 'bout to ho down y'all.
I guess we should just progress the story to a point where it is natural for Drake and Grey to arrive, so it doesn't feel forced.


We won't be able to think of a way to elegantly place them in the story without knowing what's in store. Got any sneak peaks you're willing to share, @jasonwolf?
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That makes sense. Its been like 3 days, we def need to move the story along a bit so it'll be easier to introduce the newer characters.


I'm with @AdobeFlash here. We should definitely do something. And it's not like Dragon and Roses HAVE to meet everyone in the kitchen, we could so easily put them in the story another way when they finally are active.
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