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8 mos ago
Current This site's like Old Broadway...I'm seeing a young man sittin' in an old man's bar, waitin' for his turn to die.
11 mos ago
I would sooner face outright phobia again than be given a half-hearted apology by the same systems which did nothing in the face of injustice and to now seek to make profit from our suffering.
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11 mos ago
I will never celebrate Pride Month for being stabbed in the leg and shot in the neck while it is sponsored by Chase. I will never mistake complacency for forgiveness nor acceptance.
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11 mos ago
Pride Month is celebrate by those who have never struggled. Those of us who have - those who have been harassed, assulted, detained and debased - have no such pride in it. There is only ire and spite.
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11 mos ago
So sorry if I'm not enthused. It's just that there's nothing to be happy about now, and people just buy rainbow stuff from the same corps who need us kept down to sell them in the first place.
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“There was a time when I was master of the universe. As I was staying ageless and motionless before my computer, flying untouched over human frenzy, cities rose and crumbled under my thumb, tiny people ran hurriedly to their death on the roads I had built and time flew at my command.

Then it all stopped, and I had to become one of those running specks. They call it 'life.'”

Nicolas Combrexelle

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January 21, 1991
University of São Paulo, Brazil



Within the Auditorio do IEA, of University of Sao Paulo fame, the silently bustling crowd shuffled about in their seats. Some cast whispers among each other, others cast curious glances up above at the next sign of exposition for that fateful day.

The United Nations Commission on Science and Technology for Development cast their doubts on this particular conference. Although there were some miraculous hopefuls within the crowd. The UN CSAT had no qualms nor doubts over the verity of Brazil’s scientists, no, yet the commissioners of the conference all hashed their doubts all the same. Sciences for Anomalous and Xenophysical Studies was still a field well into its infancy, after all, and in that same infancy had come many of the growth pains associated with, perhaps, the overzealousness which accompanied the field of rapid discovery. To be frank, most within the crowd expected the next report to be something only the most astute of professors might humor as a discovery. But the title alone drew them in, all the same. After all, with a presentation titled the likes of this, who could resist at least giving them the time of day?

Costanzo reached over the questioner’s table, taking a brief sip from his water glass before the next announcement. Sighing in refreshment, the glasses-bearing man blinked, once again peering down at his papers. Mr. Sciacca tilted the paper up, squinting as he adjusted his glasses, before nodding his head and lowering it toward his microphone.

“And please welcome...Dr. Maria Kawaguchi, Professor of Xenophysics and Quantum Physics.”

Mr. Sciacca and his table of UN CSAT accomplices gave light, polite claps in turn; A gently humbling antithesis to the resounding welcome the crowd behind them returned. The spotlights illuminated the stage before them, and the beading, curious eyes of the crowd soon turned unto their presenter.

"Thank you, Mr Sciacca." The gently middle-aged woman nodded, clad in a finely pressed grey suit, an identification card pinned her to lapelle. Her hair was tied into a tight, immaculate, manicured in much the same way as the rest of her appearance was - and her mannerisms, too, every movement carefully calculated to some inscrutable purpose. In her hands, she clutched a small, electronic remote, quietly clicking button in her palm, activating the projector. The space behind her was suddenly illuminated with the digitized image of one of Brazil's anomalous zones - some stretch of unidentifiable rainforest in which gravity seemed to have failed, floating pieces of the landscape dotting the sky at various heights. "What you'll see behind me is a phenomenon that most of you are familiar with, at least in appearance - and that's what I'm here to talk to you about. In various anomalous zones across the world, there are similar phenomena to what you see here behind me. Places where, in stark contrast to most of what we know about physics, gravity simply doesn't "work" as it should." She said, punctuating the word with air-quotes.

"For the past several months, my team at this very same university has been studying the phenomenon. It doesn't take an expert to reason that, if there are places where gravity works in such a manner, that there must exist an exotic particle with negative mass. We reached the same conclusion, of course, but that's not what I'm here to talk about today. Not precisely, at least."

She cleared her throat, as if bracing herself for something. Another click, and the slide changed again, this time displaying a mostly flat plane, strangely warped upward and downward around opposite sides of a circle about the center.

"What such a theoretical negative mass particle would allow us to do, however, is the focus of my presentation. For decades, we've all puzzled over how the Visitors reached Earth, and more importantly how we might reach them. What a negative mass particle would allow us to do, according to our projections, is, just that - to expand and contract space around an object such that effective faster-than-light travel is achieved... And without violating what we know about the mechanics of relativity by accelerating a massive object beyond the speed of light."

The crowd paused for momentous moments, slowly turning to one another as they exchanged blank-faced murmurs among one another. The secrets of faster-than-light travel? Certainly, this would be a discovery for the eras, yet...the narrowed eyes of some of the crowd’s more cynical members expressed doubt, disbelief at the theory.

Costanzo smacked his lips, furmering for the words to say. Pacing his eyes between the presenter and his equally awestruck accomplices, Mr. Sciacca nervously adjusted his glasses. He looked up in uncertainty, and curiously presented his query:

“So, Dr. Kawaguchi,” he began, his beaming Latin eyes constantly shifting between unsteady glares away and a straight-faced answer from the professor, “according to your team’s current understanding of these anomalous phenomena, the negative gravitational effect of certain anomalous fields would allow the transport of objects at velocities greater than the speed of light, correct?”

“Yes, Mister Sciacca.” she responded.

He nodded back, slow to keep up his pace of response.

“Would the use of nongravitational artifacts for these purposes - or have these artifacts - produced negative reactions upon practical testing?” he replied, “Such as the stabilization of reaching the current gravitational threshold to enter orbit having negative effects on course trajectory?”

"Preliminary testing indicates that reactions aren't sufficiently negative within Earth's gravity well to make testing impossible, however, the greatest difficulty we've encountered is in acquiring sufficiently large samples to definitively verify or disprove our theory." She explained, gesturing toward the slide. "To produce this sort of distortion on a sufficiently large scale to be effective would likely require a concerted international effort toward either reproducing or uncovering enough of these such artifacts and NLC. There simply isn't enough in Brazil, according to our models."

“And, to add upon this,” Arun Khalachi, an elderly Asian man, situated to Mr. Sciacca’s left inquired, “it appears that this particular use of New Langium Compound would be nonrenewable, if I am understanding correctly?”

"We have no reason, as of now, to believe it would be nonrenewable - the volume necessary would be quite large, however." She said. "The Compound would serve as a component of such a drive, rather than as fuel."

The crowd excitedly whispered at her response, some eyes immediately beaming like the overhead lights in the bleakness of the room’s void. The UN CSAT’s members all turned to one another, exchanging looks varied from impression to cautious optimism. The room began blossoming into an explosion of hushed conversations and excited whispers, illuminating through the darkness as it was suddenly hushed by the interjection of Mister Khalachi.

“I see.” he responded, unraveling his clenched hand unto the table, “Will there be a practical demonstration in the near future? If so, when can we expect the first flight, Doctor Kawaguchi?”

"As soon as we can acquire international funding - and cooperation on the collection of the requisite NLCs. As I said, Dr. Khalachi, we simply can't manage this alone within a reasonable timeframe. The science, however, is sound." She nodded, smiling gently.

Again, the answering committee turned to one another, silently exchanging with one another while the crowd once again resumed its intense murmurs. Slowly, Costanzo Sciacca raised a hand, adjusting his microphone as he leaned in for the closing remarks:

“Well, thank you very much for your time, Doctor Kawaguchi.” he appreciated, exchanging a professional smile towards the physicist. As the projector behind her flickered away, Sciacca once again reached toward the microphone.

“We will be taking a small intermission while we wait for the next panel.” The crowd soon after stood, exiting as they all beamingly discussed among one another the sheer marvel at what they had just beholden. They, more than anyone else, knew that perhaps they had just beheld human history in this very auditorium.

As the room emptied, the hearing committee turned to one another, yet not a single word was said. Etched expressions upon their faces told all which needed to be known, and only by the agreed utterance of Mister Sciacca motioning to his aide, coming in with a hand-wave, sprinting from the back, that this seance was blissfully broken:

“Get Moscow, Washington, Paris, and London on the line. Start drafting a new UN resolution for this. I want preliminary responses by tomorrow morning.”



Collaboration with @Jeddaven
Look, I think this title kinda says it all.

A fairly shitpost-y RP inspired by the holiday that everybody loves to hate, inspired by the songs nobody is ever sure if they like or don't.

I don't expect this to exactly go on forever (But i'll shit myself laughing if this ends up being a long-running dramatic RP), but at least it'll be here today and this week for some laughs. Maybe we can even turn this into a cringe contest, who knows.







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Capital - Chervenista
Demonym - Karynian
Races - Urastians, smaller minorities of others
Government - Constitutional Federal Monarchy
Legislature - Karynian Synedro
Currency - Karynian Vita


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Pre-Orduinian accounts of the Karynian Peninsula weave tales of several tribes, the race of which is disputed. In some cases, its peoples were of a sturdy constitution and possessed brutish strength, their teeth lined with fanged molars. Another common depiction from explorers of the era asserts their orcoid features, citing the inhabitants to be of slate or ablaster complexion, with sweeping, almond-shaped eyes and narrow complexions. Consistent records indicated that the inhabitants of what was then Karynia loosely organized themselves into several barbarian tribes which were known to also make use of extensive cave networks and tunnels.

The Navarros Incursions into the region under the guise of uniting all elfkind had dashed many of these tribes' independence, to which they were gradually reorganized beneath the Navarrosian banner. Over this period of history, Karynian culture largely became subservient to that of its High Elven overlord, yet rebellions and insurrection were a constant issue for the viceroys of the land. Even so, much of the native population began to intermigle with the elven settlers and governors of Navarros, until eventually the modern race of Urastians was formed from this union of elf and native, and with it, the culture and customs of Karynia shifted with it. The culture of the Urasliya - the ancient land of Karynia - was a true agglomeration, and by this cultural anthropophagy of tribal, martial, totemist, pantheonic, elven, and indigenous the contemporary culture of Karynia had its roots.

At the onset of the Pale Wars, several of the rebelling clans of Urasliya began a more emboldened state of resistance against the interloping Navarrosians. In 1212, many of these insurgents united beneath the banner of the champion Kashir The Great, in time taking control of almost the entire countryside. The continued war efforts culminated with the assistance of Orduin and the High Elves, finally settling in the momentous Battle of Ilithrvo, whereupon the forces of Kashir and the Urasliyans had laid siege to the final Pale strongholds within Karynia. Its people soonafter rejoiced; For the first time in its history, the whole of Karynia had become a united, free state, beneath the strength and wisdom of its first Tsar Kashir.

For their assistance in granting their freedom as a people, the Kingdom of Urasliya agreed to close cooperation with the Odruin Empire, and by 1245, they had effectively become a tributary vassal of the Empire itself, only nominally possessing independence. In time, such moves would prove rather unpopular with many of the new clans of Urasliya, culminating in the Seven Week's Rebellion in 1252. Although at first holding the advantage, the distraction of the Empire with its own civil war led the rebellion - commanded by Belyra the Bloody - eventually led to the reorganization of the Kingdom into a Tsardom, under which the Synedro was given additional powers, and with it, renamed the land from Urasliya to the more befitting Karynia.

With the onset of the Beastmen Wars, the relative isolation of Karynia led to a more insular outlook in politics; An attitude which has persisted unto this day. After all, the Beastmen were a continent away, and the Insects to come after had the great seas between Karynia and them. By maintaining such distance, the Tsardom was all the more nonplussed to see the dissolution of the Empire. Now, Karynia only maintains the narrow Ashava Isthmus as its sole land connection to the rest of Ishtar. Yet, the threat of another insect invasion grows more pressing by the day, and soon, the residing Tsar Alexandrov must appoint an heir to the throne, no matter how ill-prepared they may be...





The Urastians of Karynia are by and large Karynia's most populous race. Historically translated as "Snow Elves", "Ash Elves", or even "Dark Elves", Urastians are widely considered to be an elven people, sporting several unique facets. Typically, Urastians possess a pearlish complexion, with hues ranging depending on ancestry and lineage. Most Urastians will have some manner of lightish, sheen skin tones, with the true hue ranging from pure alabaster to a dark onyx, to rocky reds and exuberant pale pinks. Hair colors again vary greatly depending on genetics and stock, with colors from fierce crimsons to snow whites being the most common. Eye color tends to be more universal, with ruby, sapphire, and emerald tones. Urastians are, like most elves of their kind, rather tall beings, averaging about two meters in adulthood, with most females standing slightly taller than their male counterparts, weighing on average 80 kilograms. Notably, Urastians tend to have more clearly-defined musculature, as well as sharper olfactory systems than many of their elven bretheren, able to more sharply perceive scents and tastes. The fat composition of Urastians bear closer semblance to orcish races; A lactic sinew which contracts and gradually stretches with tone, which provides excellent insulation from cold and helps muscle elasticity. They are well-known for their hardiness and sense of balance, and during the era of the Orduin Empire, Urastians comprised some of the Empire's finest sailors and mountaineers, at ease in some of the most inhospitable of places.

The exact lineage of Urastians is still being uncovered by genealogists and anthropologists, and the current origins of the race continue to be poorly-understood. It is widely agreed that, during some point in the race's history, there was a large degree of cross-pollination with high elven settlers which came into contact with Karynia's native tribes during the Navarrosian Era, at which point the dynamics of the Urasliyan peoples shifted into the contemporary Urastians. Many scholars believe the ancient Urasliyans to have been of orcish origin, which throughout centuries of cross-polination have given way to the contemporary Urastians. Some contest this theory, citing the varied differences in orcish and elven physiology being too great to allow significant interbreeding effects between the two species.





Ostensibly, Karynia operates as a federated kingdom under the cooperative reign of its respective Tsar and the collective Synedro. Appointment to the position of Tsar is historically a hereditary position, first fulfilled by the current Tsar selecting an appropriate heir - typically one of their children or closest offspring - whose appointment is in turn confirmed with a 5/8ths vote by the residing Regency Council, itself a selection of officials formed from the Synedro. The Tsar acts as the supreme executive power of the land, and all acts, laws, agreements, and declarations must be approved and finalized by His Highness. Many of the day-to-day functions of the Tsardom are handled by one of the many Syneds, whom range from simple chosen representatives from miniscule hamlets to bureaucrats of colossal merchant houses. In practice, much of the Tsardom has a surprising degree of autonomy as a result of this federalized system, with local villages and municipalities serving as self-governing entities under the banner and guidance of the Tsardom. Thus, the Tsar has been likened to a conductor, of which the duchies and voivodeships of Karynia play to its tune as a finely-integrated orchestra.

Tsar Maeilych Alexandrov has served as Karynia's Grand Sovereign for eight decades, and his reign has been wise and good. He is often regarded as a sharp, keenly intelligent man, and his rule has been responsible for several of the Tsardom's most beloved (and much-needed) reforms. Yet for all the brightness that has come of the great Tsar's rule, all good things must come to close: It is no secret that Alexandrov is of sickly constitution, and his ailment worsens as the suns turn. Recent years have seen the Tsar grow more reclusive, where once an empowered and proud Tsar stood to greet his crowds no matter the weather, he shuts himself within his chambers in hopes he will grow better. His spirit has yet to be vanquished, for even in the face of such enfeeblement the Tsar has never faltered in his stalwart kindredness.

Even so, the writing on the wall is plain for all to see: The Good Tsar's life will soon come to an end as his health sours. To the North, whispers of The Pale's resurfacing spark fears of a future continental invasion and bring the Tsardom's long-awaited independence to an end. To the South, the Insectoid Hordes finalize their land-bridges and prepare to carve Ishtar into their hellish mound. Soon, he will soon need to choose a diligent successor to the Karynian torch.


Had this had been the case in any other land, in any other time, such an event would be rather standard-fair, if still of great importance. But, there is one great pain which keeps the Tsar awake:

His children, his most beloved progenies and beholders unto the Great Abonya Throne...are all woefully unfit for sovereignty.


Airya Chrysova - the eldest daughter and the most ostensibly suitable for the heirship - presents herself outwardly as the prim and proper Queen Consort of Karynia, often draped in impressive stateswear and carrying herself with the clout as if the world would move at her command. In spite of her sharp appearances, Airya possesses neither the traits nor the intellect to properly administer a county, let alone the political behemoth that is the responsibility of the Abonya Throne.

Truth be told, Airya would be little besides an insignificant inexpert if she held office in any standard administration, and serves to have no desirable qualities for selection...aside from a sense of entitlement toward the Tsardom.


Zevlan Lirisov - the Tsar's second eldest and the eldest royal child - was from a young age a curious bookworm who much preferred to be lost in a world of imagination than to be bothered with the trappings of reality. Such an inquisitive mindset has travelled with him to adulthood, where he now finds himself more explorative into the finer arts and humanities. He remains a musical soul, and has since become an accomplished musician, artist, architect, and chef in his own right.

Although he possesses, and perhaps surpasses, all of the intellect and insight of his father, there is one glaring flaw: Zevlan has no interest in taking the mantle of Tsar, and has repeatedly insisted that he be passed up in favor of a more willing contender. Should the selection process come to him, it is very likely that Prince Zevlan will respond with an immediate abdication, leading to the entire succession crisis anew...


Zora Viktorova - the ever-so-apt middle royal child and the youngest daughter of the Tsar - has emerged from the Mareilov Military Academy as a shining military protege. Princess Zora recently graduated with incredible marks from her officer's schooling, having earned the most sincere regards from her instructors for her stupendous wit and prodigious sense of battle. She has also emerged from the academy with a flawless wargaming record - a feat only achieved thrice in the school's centuries-long history.

A military genius in the making, Zora may very well be, yet peering beneath these feats lie the cause for the Tsar's nominational hesitation: Zora is...famously uncouth. The Princess remains brash, belligerent, and brutally straightforward, often disregarding decorum as a fumbling waste of time and has shown little regard for civic administration, nor the needs of a day-to-day kingdom. While a great general Princess Zora may soon become, her aggressive nature leads the Tsar to fear that, should she gain the reigns to the Tsardom, her hawkish demeanor may entangle the realm in pointless wars until it inevitably brings the land to ruination...


Levin Kralovsky - the second youngest of the royal children - is little more than a decadent socialite who has such far levied his position as royalty to enjoy many of life's "finer" pleasures. Prince Levin is well-renown for his Epicurean lifestyle, where he can mostly be found at ostentatious parties. More concerned with building harems and wine glass pyramids as to bridges and warships, Prince Levin lives a thoroughly indulgent lifestyle to which all concerns uninvolved with his orgies of debauchery are of secondary concern.

The sole saving grace to a reign of Prince Levin, it seems, would lie in his aloofness. In the eyes of some, having Levin upon the Abonya Throne would, at bare minimum, mean that the would-be Tsar would be far too caught up in his own pleasures to obfuscate the Synedro's day-to-day machinations...


Georgi Kirilov - the youngest son of the Tsar and youngest of the royal children - is but a mere infant. The baby prince has just begun to take his first steps, and with the guiding hand of his private tutor and wet nurse, shall perhaps grow to be the fine heir to the Abonya Throne the Tsar so desperately seeks.

Yet, as the fledgling Prince Georgi grows older, so too does the Tsar, and when time is of the essence, the gamble of putting Prince Georgi upon the throne is one too far ahead for the Tsar to reasonably forsee...






Karynian culture is primarily the agglomeration of many of Karynia's occupiers and affiliates mended together with millennia-old folk traditions. Karynians largely organize themselves into entities known as Vasri, often translated as "House" or "Clan", many of whom have roots in pre-Navarrosian tribeships. Affiliation to a particular vasri is rather complex, and there are few uniform dogmas under which all Karynian vasri operate. Some vasri are near-entirely composed of hereditary members, while others form as a result of like-mindedness or mutual interest. As a result, vasri are a surprisingly fluid construct, disbanding and reforging through the course of time. Broadly speaking, affiliation to a vasri is by-in-large equally flexible, and order of affiliations is often expressed through the naming conventions of each individual.

A result of the centuries-long intertwining with Navarrosian and Uraslyian cultures, Karynian society places high value on the finer aspects of life, holding artistry, merrymaking, and the pursuit of knowledge in high regard. Coupled with the omnipresence of vasri within the Karynian ethos, marriage as a ceremony or construct is almost exclusively done to show affiliation or allegiance, and holds few - if any - romantic connotations. Karynians find it foolish to feel overly beholden to one person in particular, as the very nature of Karynian society often demands such that one make oaths to several persons or institutions, and this naturalistic efficacy of responsibility to not only one person, but towards the well-being of an entire group or clan, extends well into the field of personal relationships. Indeed, it is exceptionally rare to find a Karynian who will only have one romantic interest or claim allegiance to only one vasri, and to insist contrary to such is viewed as unctuous and selfish.

This same fluidness - when combined with Karynia's famed appreciation of magic - has resulted in a rather dynamic social structure within Karynia. As inclusion within a vasri is typically not beholden to birthright (thought intense cliquing within vasri make some more exclusionary than others), it is not uncommon for peasants to take up mantles several scores greater when they have shown to prove themselves to their vasri. Yet, many vasri - especially many of the elder mercantile houses - are still a fiercely tight-knit bunch, often quick to dissociate with the new.






Great arboreal forests spot the coasts along Karynia's north and east, and the ancient greatfirs and pines of the boreal wood have given generously for as long as there has been a Karynia. Saps, maple and pine syrups, hazelnuts, paper, canvas, lumber, and refined woodworks come from all over north and east Karynia, and make up some of its most notable holted goods. The crested streams and rivers which lie within the interior give way to Karynia's seasonal agricultural bounty. Karynia becomes frigid through the late autumn months until spring, yet the volcanic soil of the region makes for excellent plantations of its hardy native crops. Cranberries and spiceberries are hardy enough to grow nearly year-round, while apples, apricots, barley, cauliflower, onions, potatoes, pumpkins, and tomatoes are all staple crops of the Karynian harvest. Much of Karynia's central hills give way to crags and caverns as well, where within coal, copper, flux, and iron are extracted throughout its vast subterrania. The volcanoes which stand resolutely in Karynia's center and north produce colorful arrays of volcanic ash, and the rocky, sedimentary fjords and coasts of Karynia couple to create miraculous glassworks.

In the time of the Orduin Empire, the Tsardom earned the apt nickname, "The Cask of the Empire", for Karynia's coupled glassworks, woodworks, and agricultural bounty - coupled with Karynia's love for festivals and celebrations - have produced a hefty demand for drinks, which are more than gladly met by Karynia's distilleries, vineyards, and breweries. Whether it be Shara's famed barley ales, Yurigrade's warm maple meads, Pristina's rich spiceberry wines, or Chervenista's succulent cranberry brandies, Karynia has always been there to fill Ishtar's glass.

With rich forests, long coasts, and cragged rivers nestled by the coastal winds of the West, Karynians have long been a seafaring people. Shipyards and docks adorn Karynia's extensive coastline, where the canvas and lumber of the forests are transformed into keelboats and frigates, each adorned with Karynia's iconic triangular sails - It is said that the shipyards of Kajsya Sad can be given a tree at sunrise, and would return a ship at sundown. Crabbing and whaling are famed Karynian traditions, and to this day, brave whalers brace the frigid northern oceans, sometimes for days on end, in the perilous quest for their colossal prey. The rich maritime traditions of Karynia have brought with it esteemed merchant vasri, whose fleets sail all around Ishtar in search of yet another good trade.






The armies of Karynia are, by and large, a fairly conventional force. Most individual voivodeships possess their own guard, and even smaller vasri are often known to hold men at arms. In times of war, these guards are pressed into the service of the Tsar, raised as armies alongside the many forces prevalent throughout the realm. Knightly orders composed of vasri, known in Karynia as cherveks, compose the most notable permanent standing force within Karynia. Cherveks drill incessantly as they spend their extensive lifespans mastering the art of war in its many forms, often only retiring to career-ending injuries suffered in warfare or sport, then soon retiring to once again teach the next generation of warrior. Karynian cultural heritage has long favored the use of great, two-handed weapons, and greataxes, glaives, halberds, mauls, and greatswords compose the most common weapons of the Karynian arsenal. Magic plays a critical role in Karynian upbringing, and its incorporation into every aspect of martial arts is intertwined such that the distinguishable difference between the magical and the martial are practically inseparable in Karynian dogma. More specialized, powder-based weapons - the likes of muskets, grenades, and cannons - are growing in popularity within Karynia, yet as their role and utility is heavily debated in this era of change, it remains uncertain how these inventions will best be used when competing against the omnipresent use of magic within Karynia.

Cherveks famously favor using griffons as mounts, their immense strength, agility, and endurance lending well to the chaotic nature a battlefield most naturally provides. Those seeking greater thrills - and perhaps, animal handling skills alongside such fiery passions - prefer using wyverns as their mounts of choice, the immense strength and famed stubbornness of the animals lending itself to solely the most daring of chervek. The famed ashgliders of Karynia's volcanic regions provide the realm's most unique mount. Ashgliders are lizard-like winged creatures which thrive within volcanic environments. Possessing great wings, thick scales, and a notoriously stubborn temperament, ashgliders are, perhaps oddly, swift and unbothered. Their nonplussed temperament makes them relatively simple to ride, yet this same demeanor makes them lack the raw brutality of a wyvern or the elegant strength of a griffon. Instead, the ashglider's greatest strength lay in its sheer resilience; Many folk tales speak at length on the ashglider's ability to bathe in molten lava and survive for weeks on a time with minimal sustenance.

Due to the circumstance of Karynia's geography - only sharing a narrow (if quite fortified) land border with its Zentauri neighbor - the Tsardom affords to put less concern upon the maintenance of a land army, largely keeping its varied cherveks at the whims of regular training and tournaments. Instead, Karyina prides itself upon its naval prowess, from which the extensive coasts and merchant marine of the realm need constant survey from pirates and interlopers. The constant patrols and exercises by the Karynian Navy serve as an omnipresent reminder - to Zentaur and Chiti alike - that the Seas of the West are the domain of Karynia, and none other.








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Capital - Chervenista
Demonym - Karynian
Races - Urastians, smaller minorities of others
Government - Constitutional Federal Monarchy
Legislature - Karynian Synedro
Currency - Karynian Vita


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Pre-Orduinian accounts of the Karynian Peninsula weave tales of several tribes, the race of which is disputed. In some cases, its peoples were of a sturdy constitution and possessed brutish strength, their teeth lined with fanged molars. Another common depiction from explorers of the era asserts their orcoid features, citing the inhabitants to be of slate or ablaster complexion, with sweeping, almond-shaped eyes and narrow complexions. Consistent records indicated that the inhabitants of what was then Karynia loosely organized themselves into several barbarian tribes which were known to also make use of extensive cave networks and tunnels.

The Navarros Incursions into the region under the guise of uniting all elfkind had dashed many of these tribes' independence, to which they were gradually reorganized beneath the Navarrosian banner. Over this period of history, Karynian culture largely became subservient to that of its High Elven overlord, yet rebellions and insurrection were a constant issue for the viceroys of the land. Even so, much of the native population began to intermigle with the elven settlers and governors of Navarros, until eventually the modern race of Urastians was formed from this union of elf and native, and with it, the culture and customs of Karynia shifted with it. The culture of the Urasliya - the ancient land of Karynia - was a true agglomeration, and by this cultural anthropophagy of tribal, martial, totemist, pantheonic, elven, and indigenous the contemporary culture of Karynia had its roots.

At the onset of the Pale Wars, several of the rebelling clans of Urasliya began a more emboldened state of resistance against the interloping Navarrosians. In 1212, many of these insurgents united beneath the banner of the champion Kashir The Great, in time taking control of almost the entire countryside. The continued war efforts culminated with the assistance of Orduin and the High Elves, finally settling in the momentous Battle of Ilithrvo, whereupon the forces of Kashir and the Urasliyans had laid siege to the final Pale strongholds within Karynia. Its people soonafter rejoiced; For the first time in its history, the whole of Karynia had become a united, free state, beneath the strength and wisdom of its first Tsar Kashir.

For their assistance in granting their freedom as a people, the Kingdom of Urasliya agreed to close cooperation with the Odruin Empire, and by 1245, they had effectively become a tributary vassal of the Empire itself, only nominally possessing independence. In time, such moves would prove rather unpopular with many of the new clans of Urasliya, culminating in the Seven Week's Rebellion in 1252. Although at first holding the advantage, the distraction of the Empire with its own civil war led the rebellion - commanded by Belyra the Bloody - eventually led to the reorganization of the Kingdom into a Tsardom, under which the Synedro was given additional powers, and with it, renamed the land from Urasliya to the more befitting Karynia.

With the onset of the Beastmen Wars, the relative isolation of Karynia led to a more insular outlook in politics; An attitude which has persisted unto this day. After all, the Beastmen were a continent away, and the Insects to come after had the great seas between Karynia and them. By maintaining such distance, the Tsardom was all the more nonplussed to see the dissolution of the Empire. Now, Karynia only maintains the narrow Ashava Isthmus as its sole land connection to the rest of Ishtar. Yet, the threat of another insect invasion grows more pressing by the day, and soon, the residing Tsar Alexandrov must appoint an heir to the throne, no matter how ill-prepared they may be...





The Urastians of Karynia are by and large Karynia's most populous race. Historically translated as "Snow Elves", "Ash Elves", or even "Dark Elves", Urastians are widely considered to be an elven people, sporting several unique facets. Typically, Urastians possess a pearlish complexion, with hues ranging depending on ancestry and lineage. Most Urastians will have some manner of lightish, sheen skin tones, with the true hue ranging from pure alabaster to a dark onyx, to rocky reds and exuberant pale pinks. Hair colors again vary greatly depending on genetics and stock, with colors from fierce crimsons to snow whites being the most common. Eye color tends to be more universal, with ruby, sapphire, and emerald tones. Urastians are, like most elves of their kind, rather tall beings, averaging about two meters in adulthood, with most females standing slightly taller than their male counterparts, weighing on average 80 kilograms. Notably, Urastians tend to have more clearly-defined musculature, as well as sharper olfactory systems than many of their elven bretheren, able to more sharply perceive scents and tastes. The fat composition of Urastians bear closer semblance to orcish races; A lactic sinew which contracts and gradually stretches with tone, which provides excellent insulation from cold and helps muscle elasticity. They are well-known for their hardiness and sense of balance, and during the era of the Durosian Empire, Urastians comprised some of the Empire's finest sailors and mountaineers, at ease in some of the most inhospitable of places.

The exact lineage of Urastians is still being uncovered by genealogists and anthropologists, and the current origins of the race continue to be poorly-understood. It is widely agreed that, during some point in the race's history, there was a large degree of cross-pollination with high elven settlers which came into contact with Karynia's native tribes during the Navarrosian Era, at which point the dynamics of the Urasliyan peoples shifted into the contemporary Urastians. Many scholars believe the ancient Urasliyans to have been of orcish origin, which throughout centuries of cross-polination have given way to the contemporary Urastians. Some contest this theory, citing the varied differences in orcish and elven physiology being too great to allow significant interbreeding effects between the two species.





Ostensibly, Karynia operates as a federated kingdom under the cooperative reign of its respective Tsar and the collective Synedro. Appointment to the position of Tsar is historically a hereditary position, first fulfilled by the current Tsar selecting an appropriate heir - typically one of their children or closest offspring - whose appointment is in turn confirmed with a 5/8ths vote by the residing Regency Council, itself a selection of officials formed from the Synedro. The Tsar acts as the supreme executive power of the land, and all acts, laws, agreements, and declarations must be approved and finalized by His Highness. Many of the day-to-day functions of the Tsardom are handled by one of the many Syneds, whom range from simple chosen representatives from miniscule hamlets to bureaucrats of colossal merchant houses. In practice, much of the Tsardom has a surprising degree of autonomy as a result of this federalized system, with local villages and municipalities serving as self-governing entities under the banner and guidance of the Tsardom. Thus, the Tsar has been likened to a conductor, of which the duchies and voivodeships of Karynia play to its tune as a finely-integrated orchestra.

Tsar Maeilych Alexandrov has served as Karynia's Grand Sovereign for eight decades, and his reign has been wise and good. He is often regarded as a sharp, keenly intelligent man, and his rule has been responsible for several of the Tsardom's most beloved (and much-needed) reforms. Yet for all the brightness that has come of the great Tsar's rule, all good things must come to close: It is no secret that Alexandrov is of sickly constitution, and his ailment worsens as the suns turn. Recent years have seen the Tsar grow more reclusive, where once an empowered and proud Tsar stood to greet his crowds no matter the weather, he shuts himself within his chambers in hopes he will grow better. His spirit has yet to be vanquished, for even in the face of such enfeeblement the Tsar has never faltered in his stalwart kindredness.

Even so, the writing on the wall is plain for all to see: The Good Tsar's life will soon come to an end as his health sours. To the North, whispers of The Pale's resurfacing spark fears of a future continental invasion and bring the Tsardom's long-awaited independence to an end. To the South, the Insectoid Hordes finalize their land-bridges and prepare to carve Ishtar into their hellish mound. Soon, he will soon need to choose a diligent successor to the Karynian torch.


Had this had been the case in any other land, in any other time, such an event would be rather standard-fair, if still of great importance. But, there is one great pain which keeps the Tsar awake:

His children, his most beloved progenies and beholders unto the Great Abonya Throne...are all woefully unfit for sovereignty.


Airya Chrysova - the eldest daughter and the most ostensibly suitable for the heirship - presents herself outwardly as the prim and proper Queen Consort of Karynia, often draped in impressive stateswear and carrying herself with the clout as if the world would move at her command. In spite of her sharp appearances, Airya possesses neither the traits nor the intellect to properly administer a county, let alone the political behemoth that is the responsibility of the Abonya Throne.

Truth be told, Airya would be little besides an insignificant inexpert if she held office in any standard administration, and serves to have no desirable qualities for selection...aside from a sense of entitlement toward the Tsardom.


Zevlan Lirisov - the Tsar's second eldest and the eldest royal child - was from a young age a curious bookworm who much preferred to be lost in a world of imagination than to be bothered with the trappings of reality. Such an inquisitive mindset has travelled with him to adulthood, where he now finds himself more explorative into the finer arts and humanities. He remains a musical soul, and has since become an accomplished musician, artist, architect, and chef in his own right.

Although he possesses, and perhaps surpasses, all of the intellect and insight of his father, there is one glaring flaw: Zevlan has no interest in taking the mantle of Tsar, and has repeatedly insisted that he be passed up in favor of a more willing contender. Should the selection process come to him, it is very likely that Prince Zevlan will respond with an immediate abdication, leading to the entire succession crisis anew...


Zora Viktorova - the ever-so-apt middle royal child and the youngest daughter of the Tsar - has emerged from the Mareilov Military Academy as a shining military protege. Princess Zora recently graduated with incredible marks from her officer's schooling, having earned the most sincere regards from her instructors for her stupendous wit and prodigious sense of battle. She has also emerged from the academy with a flawless wargaming record - a feat only achieved thrice in the school's centuries-long history.

A military genius in the making, Zora may very well be, yet peering beneath these feats lie the cause for the Tsar's nominational hesitation: Zora is...famously uncouth. The Princess remains brash, belligerent, and brutally straightforward, often disregarding decorum as a fumbling waste of time and has shown little regard for civic administration, nor the needs of a day-to-day kingdom. While a great general Princess Zora may soon become, her aggressive nature leads the Tsar to fear that, should she gain the reigns to the Tsardom, her hawkish demeanor may entangle the realm in pointless wars until it inevitably brings the land to ruination...


Levin Kralovsky - the second youngest of the royal children - is little more than a decadent socialite who has such far levied his position as royalty to enjoy many of life's "finer" pleasures. Prince Levin is well-renown for his Epicurean lifestyle, where he can mostly be found at ostentatious parties. More concerned with building harems and wine glass pyramids as to bridges and warships, Prince Levin lives a thoroughly indulgent lifestyle to which all concerns uninvolved with his orgies of debauchery are of secondary concern.

The sole saving grace to a reign of Prince Levin, it seems, would lie in his aloofness. In the eyes of some, having Levin upon the Abonya Throne would, at bare minimum, mean that the would-be Tsar would be far too caught up in his own pleasures to obfuscate the Synedro's day-to-day machinations...


Georgi Kirilov - the youngest son of the Tsar and youngest of the royal children - is but a mere infant. The baby prince has just begun to take his first steps, and with the guiding hand of his private tutor and wet nurse, shall perhaps grow to be the fine heir to the Abonya Throne the Tsar so desperately seeks.

Yet, as the fledgling Prince Georgi grows older, so too does the Tsar, and when time is of the essence, the gamble of putting Prince Georgi upon the throne is one too far ahead for the Tsar to reasonably forsee...






Karynian culture is primarily the agglomeration of many of Karynia's occupiers and affiliates mended together with millennia-old folk traditions. Karynians largely organize themselves into entities known as Vasri, often translated as "House" or "Clan", many of whom have roots in pre-Navarrosian tribeships. Affiliation to a particular vasri is rather complex, and there are few uniform dogmas under which all Karynian vasri operate. Some vasri are near-entirely composed of hereditary members, while others form as a result of like-mindedness or mutual interest. As a result, vasri are a surprisingly fluid construct, disbanding and reforging through the course of time. Broadly speaking, affiliation to a vasri is by-in-large equally flexible, and order of affiliations is often expressed through the naming conventions of each individual.

A result of the centuries-long intertwining with Navarrosian and Uraslyian cultures, Karynian society places high value on the finer aspects of life, holding artistry, merrymaking, and the pursuit of knowledge in high regard. Coupled with the omnipresence of vasri within the Karynian ethos, marriage as a ceremony or construct is almost exclusively done to show affiliation or allegiance, and holds few - if any - romantic connotations. Karynians find it foolish to feel overly beholden to one person in particular, as the very nature of Karynian society often demands such that one make oaths to several persons or institutions, and this naturalistic efficacy of responsibility to not only one person, but towards the well-being of an entire group or clan, extends well into the field of personal relationships. Indeed, it is exceptionally rare to find a Karynian who will only have one romantic interest or claim allegiance to only one vasri, and to insist contrary to such is viewed as unctuous and selfish.

This same fluidness - when combined with Karynia's famed appreciation of magic - has resulted in a rather dynamic social structure within Karynia. As inclusion within a vasri is typically not beholden to birthright (thought intense cliquing within vasri make some more exclusionary than others), it is not uncommon for peasants to take up mantles several scores greater when they have shown to prove themselves to their vasri. Yet, many vasri - especially many of the elder mercantile houses - are still a fiercely tight-knit bunch, often quick to dissociate with the new.






Great arboreal forests spot the coasts along Karynia's north and east, and the ancient greatfirs and pines of the boreal wood have given generously for as long as there has been a Karynia. Saps, maple and pine syrups, hazelnuts, paper, canvas, lumber, and refined woodworks come from all over north and east Karynia, and make up some of its most notable holted goods. The crested streams and rivers which lie within the interior give way to Karynia's seasonal agricultural bounty. Karynia becomes frigid through the late autumn months until spring, yet the volcanic soil of the region makes for excellent plantations of its hardy native crops. Cranberries and spiceberries are hardy enough to grow nearly year-round, while apples, apricots, barley, cauliflower, onions, potatoes, pumpkins, and tomatoes are all staple crops of the Karynian harvest. Much of Karynia's central hills give way to crags and caverns as well, where within coal, copper, flux, and iron are extracted throughout its vast subterrania. The volcanoes which stand resolutely in Karynia's center and north produce colorful arrays of volcanic ash, and the rocky, sedimentary fjords and coasts of Karynia couple to create miraculous glassworks.

In the time of the Orduin Empire, the Tsardom earned the apt nickname, "The Cask of the Empire", for Karynia's coupled glassworks, woodworks, and agricultural bounty - coupled with Karynia's love for festivals and celebrations - have produced a hefty demand for drinks, which are more than gladly met by Karynia's distilleries, vineyards, and breweries. Whether it be Shara's famed barley ales, Yurigrade's warm maple meads, Pristina's rich spiceberry wines, or Chervenista's succulent cranberry brandies, Karynia has always been there to fill Ishtar's glass.

With rich forests, long coasts, and cragged rivers nestled by the coastal winds of the West, Karynians have long been a seafaring people. Shipyards and docks adorn Karynia's extensive coastline, where the canvas and lumber of the forests are transformed into keelboats and frigates, each adorned with Karynia's iconic triangular sails - It is said that the shipyards of Kajsya Sad can be given a tree at sunrise, and would return a ship at sundown. Crabbing and whaling are famed Karynian traditions, and to this day, brave whalers brace the frigid northern oceans, sometimes for days on end, in the perilous quest for their colossal prey. The rich maritime traditions of Karynia have brought with it esteemed merchant vasri, whose fleets sail all around Ishtar in search of yet another good trade.






The armies of Karynia are, by and large, a fairly conventional force. Most individual voivodeships possess their own guard, and even smaller vasri are often known to hold men at arms. In times of war, these guards are pressed into the service of the Tsar, raised as armies alongside the many forces prevalent throughout the realm. Knightly orders composed of vasri, known in Karynia as cherveks, compose the most notable permanent standing force within Karynia. Cherveks drill incessantly as they spend their extensive lifespans mastering the art of war in its many forms, often only retiring to career-ending injuries suffered in warfare or sport, then soon retiring to once again teach the next generation of warrior. Karynian cultural heritage has long favored the use of great, two-handed weapons, and greataxes, glaives, halberds, mauls, and greatswords compose the most common weapons of the Karynian arsenal. Magic plays a critical role in Karynian upbringing, and its incorporation into every aspect of martial arts is intertwined such that the distinguishable difference between the magical and the martial are practically inseparable in Karynian dogma. More specialized, powder-based weapons - the likes of muskets, grenades, and cannons - are growing in popularity within Karynia, yet as their role and utility is heavily debated in this era of change, it remains uncertain how these inventions will best be used when competing against the omnipresent use of magic within Karynia.

Cherveks famously favor using griffons as mounts, their immense strength, agility, and endurance lending well to the chaotic nature a battlefield most naturally provides. Those seeking greater thrills - and perhaps, animal handling skills alongside such fiery passions - prefer using wyverns as their mounts of choice, the immense strength and famed stubbornness of the animals lending itself to solely the most daring of chervek. The famed ashgliders of Karynia's volcanic regions provide the realm's most unique mount. Ashgliders are lizard-like winged creatures which thrive within volcanic environments. Possessing great wings, thick scales, and a notoriously stubborn temperament, ashgliders are, perhaps oddly, swift and unbothered. Their nonplussed temperament makes them relatively simple to ride, yet this same demeanor makes them lack the raw brutality of a wyvern or the elegant strength of a griffon. Instead, the ashglider's greatest strength lay in its sheer resilience; Many folk tales speak at length on the ashglider's ability to bathe in molten lava and survive for weeks on a time with minimal sustenance.

Due to the circumstance of Karynia's geography - only sharing a narrow (if quite fortified) land border with its Zentauri neighbor - the Tsardom affords to put less concern upon the maintenance of a land army, largely keeping its varied cherveks at the whims of regular training and tournaments. Instead, Karyina prides itself upon its naval prowess, from which the extensive coasts and merchant marine of the realm need constant survey from pirates and interlopers. The constant patrols and exercises by the Karynian Navy serve as an omnipresent reminder - to Zentaur and Chiti alike - that the Seas of the West are the domain of Karynia, and none other.

@Yam I Am Nice advice, but at the same time, i want to run a Nation RP because i think the setting lends itself very well to a nation-based setting, rather than a singular RP. I'm looking for political intrigue based on nations vying for power over the skies as they perform chest beating with their mighty skyships.

Plus, i don't have an idea for an Advanced RP. I mean, if it flops, it flops, but i'd rather fail to get the RP that i want to run going, than run an RP that i have no idea where it's going or what to do with it.


See, i'm actually glad you mention this, because this does - interestingly enough - give me a bit of a point of discussion to go from.

After talking around with some fellow NRPers over the years, i've noticed that there's a fairly common consensus that most Nation RPs can be run just as Advanced RPs. Before my time here, this was actually how it was done, from what i've been told; Anyone who wanted to even run an NRP back on The DayTM had to do so in the Advanced RP section.

But likewise, when thinking about how most players tend to RP in Nation RP posts as it is, a lot of posts are almost entirely centered around just one or two characters from that country. Usually, these end up being presidents, kings, representatives...otherwise, characters from a specific point of view that would - all things considered - work just as well in a regular Advanced RP as it does in an NRP. Hell, even with just a little bit of retouching and rewording, you could probably run the exact same concept you have with much better reception if you give it an Interest Check in Advanced RP than...well, to put it frankly, dead silence that's been here.

I hope it's something to think about, anyway. And if this isn't enough to convince you (which I understand - sometimes filling an NRP desire is notoriously difficult), then i'd say that the sheer increase in potential viewercount/interest in Advanced RP should be enough to consider.
Probably really late, but I may as well chip in my advice:

I think it's a cool concept, but I think that you'd get more success running it as an Advanced RP than in NRP. They tend to be more receptive to pitches like this, especially if it's based on a fandom.

Hope this helps.






Collab w/ @Jeddaven

Danzig, Germany


He patiently waited outside the brightly bustling building, still barely glistening to life in the early morning while the soft pitter-patter of a morning’s shower rained atop his head. At four in the morning, the staff of the library slowly eked themselves into an opening position, the few assistants and staff unhurriedly etching papers and toting about carts through the hazy windows which peered out into the morning streets. Its sign, printed in both German and Polish, had yet to be illuminated for its opening, the phrase “Ludendorf Library” able to be shined on by the faint light which emanated from the library’s interior.

He twitchily shuffles in place, impatiently tapping against his briefcase as he cast his gaze alongside the door. The agent had half a mind to give it another tug, but the glances from the staff within held him to suspend his disguise for long enough to avoid outright suspicion; It was only through his miraculous baby-faced looks that the agent well in his thirties still had the appearance of one of Danzig’s many collegiate students, looking to do some quick cramming before exams like so many before them.

But, as he cast his gaze side to side along the street, waiting for his contact, he heard the distinct ka-chunk! to his right. The double-door of the library slowly suspended open, the elderly librarian faintly smiling to him as she held it open. He returned the smile back, swiftly dipping into the library with a quick “Thank you.” Soon, he dipped into the long center hallway, into the back and around the rightmost corner. Pulling out his keyring, the agent fumbled about, fuming through keys as he urgently flipped from key to key, the weight of his briefcase as he had now carried the handle in his mouth straining the back of his neck.


“That contact had better come soon...”, he thought, switching through his keys...

A sound echoes from the space behind him, a woman dressed in relatively casual office wear, simple greys and blues that could’ve passed for any plain old accountant or law student working in any number of buildings nestled away in a business district. The tip-tap of her shoes was whisper-quiet, barely noticeable even in a deathly quiet library. Her face was downcast, perhaps simply due to the sheer stress of summer exams, raven-black hair framing a deathly pale face. Letting out a frustrated groan, she slumped back against the wall next to him, running her hands through her hair.


Fuck exams. I just got a ninety-six on my microeconomics test, but I still feel like I should be tossing myself off the nearest bridge. Aren’t exams the worst?”

He cast a glance over at the woman making her interjection, slowly raising an eyebrow as he sidelined over the last of his keys. He held the single, final key up in unceremonious fashion, quickly injecting it into the locked door. Slowly, he retrieved his briefcase’s handle from his mouth, a few rapid blinks soon following.

He sighed.


“I don’t wanna talk about that exam…” he warily responded, “My professor already won’t let me do a re-take. And it’s brought the average down by at least a letter grade…”

Exhaling long and hard, the agent puffed out his final, world-exhausted sigh. Grasping slowly to his left, he swiftly and gracefully opened the door to the private room, extending his hand to his guest before him.

“But at least we can study for the next one, right?”

“Ninety-six points, ninety-six more months off my lifespan.” She laughed, though the sound was, likewise, incredibly exasperated, moreso a half-hearted attempt to not sound like the ethics of drowning oneself were the first thing on her mind. “Still have to pass the course, though.” She shrugged, trotting inside with an economics textbook full of notes cradled in her arms.

“One step at a time, one step at a time…” he laughed right back, dotting in right after her entrance.

He unhurriedly closed the door behind them, slowly moseying over to the sole birch table set in an off-set corner to the room, adorned by three half-plushed blue-padded chairs which had clearly seen better days. The metallic incandescence shuttered over the room at so early in the morning, such lighting clearly obscuring the faces of the two as he set his briefcase square upon the center of the table.

Looking over at her, his face quickly turned from a smile into a staunch stone-face, quickly eyeing over the room, corner to corner, wall to wall. He addressed her in an unenthused, stern tone.


“Want the good news or the bad news first?”

“I was about to ask you the same thing.” She sighed, her expression likewise turning sour. “Fucking Amerykanów have gone insane, but there’s a silver lining. You checked for bugs?”

He shrugs, giving off an exhausted sigh at the same time. Slowly, the agent approached one of the chairs, pulling it out in a fashion more befitting for a senior than the spiritedly young man he so clearly was. Taking a seat, he stared right back up at her.

“Yeah. Not gonna do me much good, though.” the agent answered.

“I think i’m about to get pinched.” he bluntly responded, “I keep seein’ the same car, same two guys in the front seat, too, always outside my apartment block. Dunno if they’re OSS or Italians.”

“The ASG can’t get them?” She asked, quirking an eyebrow.

“Seems like they’re too tied up with Urwald to really give a shit about guys like me…” He shook his head. “Was my fuckup anyway. Left too big of a trail. Cocky guy like me makes too many moves, leaves too much evidence. Guys like me don’t usually last.”

“Boss Lady hates my guts as it is, anyway.” he quickly laments, “Especially after what happened in Zagreb.”

“Right. Zagreb.” She said, chewing her lips. “What’s the good news, then? Have your tails all come down with brain cancer?”

He chuckles. “Not that lucky.” the spy chortled. A quick shake of his head returned him to his usual straightforward demeanor. He almost even sounded upbeat about it.

“Zocker has made contact with Falker. And Bächer is in with Vogelscheuse.” The guy cracked an eager smile at the news. The first good news that they had gotten in months, at least. Something to show for all of the notoriously poor work and horrid results in the past. Something which finally was starting to show signs of paying off.

“Now it’s just up to us to see if we want to aim for Ukraine or Indonesia.”

“Business in Indonesia is booming, my bosses tell me.” She shrugged, glancing toward the space on the wall where a window would’ve been. “Made a very, very large delivery recently, but there’s something you might want to know first.” She said, taking in a deep breath. “We have someone working with Fat Cat. In his office.”

“Fat Cat?!” he exclaims. His jaw could almost reach the floor, just for a brief second, right before it snapped back up into his sinister crooked grin. That joker?! Tell me it isn’t who I think it is who’s trying to get Fat Cat to get a heart attack.”

He paused. Steadily, his grin turned to a smile, then a chuckle. A cackle, a beading, rolling laughter.

“It’s fuckin’ Sokoly, isn’t it?” He almost roars.

"You know I'm not at liberty to say anything about that son of a whore." She snorted, shaking her head. Then, suddenly, her expression went sour, as though she'd just laid eyes upon a horribly mangled corpse.

"As for my bad news - poor thing he has on the strings heard something big. New initiative - based on the reports, we're looking at sweeping economic policy. A compulsory 'work program'" she said, making air-quotes in the most obvious way humanly possible, rolling her eyes all the while. "It's bad news for our working comrades, bosses tell me, but the information's easy to spin."

“Leave it to the Yankees to always find a new low…” He spat out, a disgusted, disdained expression on his face, the likes of which not even were reserved for the worst of foes. But, of course, America always had to be number one in everything. Even in being the worst.

“New policy’s gonna make them have a real bad season… not like i’m the biggest fan of baseball, y’know. I prefer football.”

Doting around, the agent swiftly began to tap his fingers against his leg and along the tabletop. His hand motioned sooner and sooner toward his briefcase, all the while tapping along to some foreign beat. Tap, tap-tappity-tap. Tap, tap, tap-tap. Tap, ta-tap-tap… All the way until a single tap! reached the buckle of the case.

“Regardless...study guide’s in here.” He motioned to the briefcase, “Hope it helps you out more than it helped me.” the agent smiled toward her.

"Ah, I'm sure you'll be fine!" She beamed, rolling her shoulders. "Indonesia or the Ukraine, though... My parents would love to go to Indonesia, if you don't mind. My idiot brother is obsessed with Komodo Dragons. Didn't you say your father was a travel agent?"

Her response forced a smile from the agent, chuckling at the mention of it. It sure was a thought, to be brought back from all that way and dragged into the present, its light to bear for all to see!

“Yup!” he spotted back, spiritedly turning with a grin of his own, “He says that the area around Batavia is wonderful, the people so friendly...he always goes on and on about how great it is!”

He casted another glancing grin at her, almost as if to be knowingly puzzled.

“Or...is it ‘Jakarta?’”

Once again, she simply shrugged back, flashing a toothy, pearly-white grin, her expression practically bursting with radiance.

"I've heard Surabaya is especially fascinating to visit, actually - even with the IJA crawling all over the place." She said, nodding back. "I have some friends there that'd love to meet you."

Almost dumbfounded, such an offer would make any man at a loss for words. Even a spy the likes of him couldn’t pass up an opportunity so brazen and wondrous!

“Well, it’s always rude to keep them waiting, isn’t it?” he noted, smirking back, “I’ll make it a mission to see that I visit them as soon as I can. Wouldn’t want to give off a bad first impression, would I?”

“Definitely not,” she chuckled quietly, crossing her arms over each other just beneath her ribcage. “They’re very important friends.”

Not withstanding any mention of decorum, he nods a few times back at her, oddly, awkwardly smiling the whole time through. He tugged at the collar of his button-up shirt, letting in whatever ventilation was prevalent throughout the midsummer air even within the heat of a 4 AM library. It was getting hot in here, wasn’t it? The agent sure was feeling the heat, and he had yet to even make it far outside for a hard day’s work. But, with the rate of how things were progressing, even just these moments almost weighed down on him with the same weight of an entire day’s paperwork just over his shoulder.

He nodded back at her, chuckling to himself all the way. He glanced back at her, tilting his head to the side as he queried:


“Guess this might be the last time we’ll be seeing each other for a while…so, uh…”

“...do you do goodbye kisses?”
He smugly smirked.

Suddenly, total, deafening silence. The woman’s eyes went half-lidded, an expression that could only be described as impatiently contemptuous. Her posture, though relaxed - and she reached out towards him, only do land a light, stinging slap across his cheek.


“You’re an idiot.”

He recoiled back, groaning and gristling from the blow. Rubbing the side of his reddened, hand-printed face, he rubbed the wound in an attempt to tenderize the stinging aftershock of the resounding blow.

“Ough…” he grunted.

Slowly, he squinted, turning his grimacing, pained expression back into an approving smirk.


“...that really hurt…” the agent complained, cracking another approving grin back at her.

“...think you can kiss it and make it all better again for me?”

Moron! The raven-haired beauty grumbled. “You’re lucky I find stupidity endearing.”

Muah! A light, quick kiss on his reddened cheek, and the woman was moving, already on her way out the door. “I’ll have some friends look into those people bullying you. See you in Surabaya, mhm?”
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