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1. I'm in school to become a physical therapist assistant! (Did it!)

2. I will quit any roleplay that has been inactive IC for one month for any reason. I've been in too many Schrodinger's RP's and I'm not doing that anymore.

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Jeri


Jeri shook her head as she watched the three Pokémon leave but made no further move to stop them. If they were so eager to get themselves hurt, that was their choice. It was worrying that Trevor left, though... the one person who seemed to actually know what they all were.

"Well, I can agree with one thing they said," the Dunsparce admitted. "We gotta keep this fire going. Especially if we have some freezing reptiles coming back here in a few minutes."

Jeri repositioned herself closer to the mouth of the cave and rolled onto her side. She tried to stretch out her flat body to serve as a barrier against any gusts of wet wind that could threaten the flames. She grumbled as drops of cool rain occasionally reached her, but she dared not move closer to the fire, lest a breeze carry her into the flames like a wind-swept umbrella.

"Hey, grass guy," the Dunsparce called out. "Does that mean you're good with plant stuff? If you're done trying to give yourself brain damage, could ya maybe look for some more wood?"

Jeri


Jeri listened to Trevor's explanation, still having trouble believing any of it. They had become... fictional creatures? This kind of thing only happened in retarded fanfiction. Or dreams. Or drug trips. Jeri couldn't be sure which she was in, but she might as well try to soak in any information that could be useful.

Now that the dinosaur mentioned that they were Pokémon, she did recognize him as a Charmander. He looked a little different than she remembered, but she figured her memory must be off. After all, she had only played Pokémon Go for like, four days. None of the other Pokémon looked familiar to her, including her own... Dunspart, was it?

The bee-snake focused on remembering her attributes, according to the Charmander. She was a normal type, and ghosts couldn't harm her. Her abilities presented a small silver lining in this terrible situation. It seemed her species was made to slow and subdue enemies... familiar and pleasing tactics for the wrestler and rugby player. The Dunsparce had no idea how her floppy serpent form was supposed to accomplish such feats, though. A mental image came to her mind of glomping onto something's face like a living pillow until it suffocated.

The chilling sound of the larger snake's voice snapped Jeri backed to reality. It sounded like some of these idiots were planning to go out into the storm.

"Wait a minute," the Dunsparce remarked, "you're going out in the storm?"

Jeri scoffed as she inched a little closer to the group. She slightly raised her upper body in her best attempt at an authoritative stance.

"You all must be stupid types. I've been on week-long camping trips, and I know a few hours without food won't kill us. Unless a big dragon or something comes in here, wind and lightning are our biggest dangers. Storms don't last forever... and even if this place has a weird storm that does, it's still best to calm your butts and see what happens in a few hours."

With that, Jeri curled up near the fire. Her place was here.

Jeri


Jeri stopped shouting long enough to hear what the dinosaur guy had to say. Fortunately, some of her rage was diverted into confusion. They were... not on Earth? Was she supposed to believe these people were, like, aliens?

The Dunsparce sneered at Trevor as he turned around and headed back to the fire. When all the strange creatures seemed distracted by their own conversations, she saw her chance to try to wriggle out of her bonds. That's when Jeri realized... her body wasn't inside a misshapen sack, after all... her body WAS the misshapen sack!

"Wha--NOO!"

Jeri let out an astonished yell and jerked up, causing her to flop over onto her back. She just laid there limp for a few seconds, hyperventilating, her mind shorting out as it attempted to process something that no person should ever have to process. Then she gritted her teeth and put all of her furious energy into the monumental task of flipping herself right-side-up.

By the time she managed that, a few of her kidnappers/fellow captives (she couldn't be sure which) were talking by a growing fire. As much as she distrusted these people... things?... the damp cave felt pretty cold. Jeri grumbled curses as she awkwardly attempted to slither toward the fire. It was a pathetic fail for a minute, but the Dunsparce eventually discovered that she moved better if she scrunched up and down, something closer to the movement of an inchworm than a snake.

Jeri crawled just close enough to stop shivering and stopped, eyeing the other creatures suspiciously. She saw a bird try to fly, talking about 'getting used to this body.' So... at least the bird had befallen the same strange fate as Jeri? Then Edward Scissorhands spoke with the lizard as if he knew more about their situation.

"Yeah, if you know anything, you gotta tell us!" Jeri addressed Trevor. Her voice still had an acrid tone, but it wasn't too loud... for the moment. "Who are these aliens? How we gonna beat them and demand our bodies back?"

Jeri


A persistent snore near the back of the cave ended with an abrupt snort, followed by incoherent muttering. Jeri's alarm clock wasn't going off... she must've woken up early. What an annoying start to her big day.

Jeri tried to roll over and go back to sleep, but her breath caught as she discovered that she couldn't move her arms and legs. She couldn't even feel them. It felt like her body was tied up in a lumpy... burlap sack....

The Dunsparce's heart began to race as she realized the truth. Obviously, she had been drugged and kidnapped.

Jeri cautiously peeked open one eye, trying to continue feigning sleep so she might keep the element of surprise against her kidnappers. She appeared to be inside a dark, damp, creepy cave. That wasn't too unusual, given the circumstances. What was unusual was the appearances of her captors, all scheming in a circle. Some guy wearing a derpy dinosaur costume... some football-looking dude... A GIANT FRICKING SNAKE (must be part of some satanic ritual) and... a ghost?

Good lord, what kind of drug WAS this?

In situations like these, Jeri had learned that it was best to try to stay calm.

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"LET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE, YOU SCUMBAGS!" the Dunsparce bellowed, an unexpectedly husky voice coming from such a derpy-looking Pokémon. "When my DAD gets his hands on you, he's gonna chop you up into tiny bits and mail them to your mothers! I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND BE YOUR VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!"
Jeri Helens





@Lucius Cypher :O Thanks, that's super nice. I'll try to be easy and nice in return. Well, OOC. IC I'll probably cause problems.

@Duthguy Zangoose was my favorite Pokemon for a while, and I did have a fantastic Zangoose character several years ago. Her story is so important to me that I've pretty much retired Zangoose as a character choice for me.

For this rp, I thought it would be fun to have a character who is PISSED about being a Pokemon. So I intentionally chose one of my least favorite Pokemon. XD

Ah craaaap, I missed the sixth spot. T-T If you're set on 6, can you maybe put me in reserve in case somebody drops out or you decide you're ready to include more characters?




Dibs? :3 I have a silly idea and will try to get a CS up around lunch.
Heya, @OtomostheCrazy. We have Sophia, Oscar, and new guy Ty just hanging out at the Pokémon Center, if you wish to join.
WHYYY are there so many guests looking at this long-dead roleplay right now?? XD Well, welcome. I hope you like what you see. If you'd like to roleplay with me elsewhere, you can check out Pokémon Spiral. The RP we had here still blows me away, so thanks to those involved. ...And sorry if I raised high hopes by posting this here. ^_^'
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