What Is The Worst Movie?

[Wade Wilson]

I mean, why's it matter that Human Torch was black in the movie?

@Fabricant451

Dunno. But the movie was utter crap, anyway.

[Fabricant451]

Oh well yeah no one's saying otherwise, it was a dogturd and Josh Trank's never getting a big budget picture ever again

[Dolerman]

You forgot about...

[TheEvanCat]

The Hurt Locker

Hurr hurr hurr

[Dinh AaronMk]

The Hurt Locker

Hurr hurr hurr

@TheEvanCat

You're now the Hurt Locker.

[Kurai Assassin]

The second inbetweeners movie and every film based of a video game (excluding Warcraft cause that was pretty dope)

[Fabricant451]

every film based of a video game (excluding Warcraft cause that was pretty dope)

@Kurai Assassin

Gekijōban Zero says what up

[shagranoz]

Alright, it may not be the worst film ever, but there's one that crushed my very soul like no other: Gods and Generals. This is a story in two parts. The Build-Up, and The Disaster.

The Build-Up

The story of Gods and Generals began more than two decades before a single cell of film was shot, with Michael Shaara's book about the battle of Gettysburg, The Killer Angels. Shaara intended to follow up the Pulitzer Prize novel with a prequel and a sequel, but died before they could be written.

Flash forward a decade to 1990. Despite the fact that there has never been a good battlefield film of the war, and with everyone seeing no reason for this to be any different, Ted Turner has picked up the film rights to the Killer Angels. Utterly unknown director Ron Maxwell is tapped for the project, and while shooting, calls up Michael's son Jeff and asks him to write the never started other two books. Bear in mind at this point that Jeff is a rare coin dealer with no writing experience whatsoever.

Well, beginner's luck seems to be the order of the day. The film Gettysburg is a gigantic success, and Jeff's prequel novel Gods and Generals is regarded as even better than his father's work, sparking the Shaara military history franchise. As soon as the Gods and Generals adaptation is announced, every Civil War nut's thought process is as follows:

"Damn, they got nearly everyone back?? And not only is Stephen Lang returning, he's gonna be Stonewall? Maxwell's still behind the camera? This whole trilogy seems to be blessed by God himself! Holy shit, this might even top Gettysburg!"

The Disaster

However, there was one major problem: For Gettysburg, Maxwell had not needed to do anything with the home front. In fact, there is a single line from a civilian in the entire 4 hour plus film. Half of Gods and Generals was non-military scenes, and he simply was terrible with them. In addition, not using the incredible main theme from Gettysburg at all was a massive mistake, and Lang, the major star, never found his footing. The end result was what could have been a great and quite frankly needed film franchise dead in the cradle. C'est la vie.

[Chao]

Search a 1980 zombie horror film known as Hell of the Living Dead, it may not be the worst movie. But even by the name you can tell it sounds bad. I haven't seen it in a while, and I refuse to go out of my way and look up the story on Wikipedia.

The story is basically where three S.W.A.T. team commandos go out on a mission at a place known as a Hope Center to take out terrorists who have a Bio-Weapon known as Operation Sweet Death. The three wipe out the terrorists, but not before Sweet Death was released into the air. The last terrorist who is barely breathing states that the three commandos will get eaten life, then proceeds to die.

Then they go out to investigate a country that seems to be filled with zombies. (Note: This movie is only scary at the ending, where it gets very bloody.) They soon meet a reporter lady and her camera man, and a family. They go on a jeep around, killing zombies and trying to escape.

A family with this group is soon killed, as it is realized the young son is infected and he kills his father, why the mother gets eaten by three zombies. The three commandos come back after looking for water to find the kid with blood on his face, and kill the kid.

Soon after literal scenes of comic-book looking zombies get shot-up. (One of the zombies have half of their face ripped off, showing their skull. Very comic bookish.) They proceed to go back to the Hope Center. One of the commandos and the camera guy fall into a elevator and get eaten alive by the walking dead in a elevator in the Hope Center.

The last two commandos and the reporter proceed to basically explore the Hope Center and learn the reasons why the dead are one again living. And soon enough, the same commando that fell in the elevator comes back as a zombie, leading a horde of the dead towards the three survivors, not to mention they are being swarmed from the left and right.

What scared me when I was kind of little was when the reporter lady was grabbed by the undead, and gruesomely had her tongue ripped out and her eyeballs pulled out. The other two commandos had equally as brutal deaths. The movie then switches to a random couple that gets attacked by the dead, stating that the terrorists' plans had worked and the U.S.A. has been infected with the dead.

This movie used STOCK FOOTAGE, for the scenes where they were in the jungle. Not to mention the gore was about the least offensive thing about this movie, but it should be the most offensive BECAUSE IT'S AN ZOMBIE MOVIE. This movie was supposed to be the Italian equivalent to Dawn of the Dead, a masterpiece zombie film by George Romero made in 1979. They even ripped off the S.W.A.T. costumes practically from Dawn of the Dead.

There are even worse names for the movie, one is Zombie Creeping Flesh, the other is Night of the Zombies, the last is Virus, and sometimes the movie is called Apocalypse.

[Krot]

Sucker Punch.

It was technically an Evanescence music video stretched into a feature length film. It had so much angst and pain you could basically cut it with a knife, sample it and then use it to create depression in human form.

[Wade Wilson]

Sucker Punch.

It was technically an Evanescence music video stretched into a feature length film. It had so much angst and pain you could basically cut it with a knife, sample it and then use it to create depression in human form.

@Krot

can't you just do that with a normal Evanescence music video?

[Gwynbleidd]

_{*cough cough*}

^{just gonna leave this here}

@Wade Wilson

I ALREADY SAID THIS. Lol. But thank you for putting it in here again.

THE CRINGE IS REAL.

[Wade Wilson]

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I ALREADY SAID THIS. Lol. But thank you for putting it in here again.

THE CRINGE IS REAL.

@Dark Wind

Oh, didn't realise. XD

[Delzmore]

Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[Mag Lev]

How has nobody said this one yet?



This wonderful piece o' shit was adapted from the book Eragon and was insanely terrible. For a movie that cost 100$ million USD to produce, it was complete shit. Makeup was terrible

Terrible makeup

I mean, look at that terrible makeup. That is suppose to be the makeup of a wraith? Honestly, I think they spent the majority of their cash on the CGI rather than anything important. And by the Gods did they fuck up Farthen Dur. Not only was it not a massive citadel inside the mountain, they weren't even dwarves! Instead, they decided the dwarves didn't even exist apparently. Instead, all you got to see were humans, regular humans. The biggest flop I've seen of a rendition of a book to movie yet.

[Fabricant451]

It was about as good as the source material

[Nevix]

It was about as good as the source material

@Fabricant451

Are you implying that the Inheritance Cycle was bad?

[Fabricant451]

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Are you implying that the Inheritance Cycle was bad?

@Nevix

I'm outright saying it.

[Mag Lev]

I won't say that it is good, but I won't say that it is complete shit. I liked its magic and that was about all really. Other than that, it was very bland and ended on a sour note that was worse than an Atomic Warhead candy.

[Nevix]

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I'm outright saying it.

@Fabricant451

But yeah, I get why people don't like it. Eldest is slow and boring as shit.

@Mag Lev Oh, yeah, that ending sucked. Reading the whole series for that was a bit of a gut punch.