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....INITIALISING INTERACTION PROTOCOL 101....
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G Я̰̼͚̫ͤ̉ͣͅ E E T I N G Ƨ. I A M F Я I E И D C Ѻ̞̦̗̹̻͇̎͌ͅ M P U T Ǝ R.
...ADJUSTING FRIENDLINESS QUOTA %...
...100%...



Welcome [UNDETERMINED FLESHBAG] to SPLICE 101! You have been chosen as [SUBJECT #n] [LEAD OPERATOR]. CONGRATULATIONS. You are the 145,042,454,064th person to receive this position.

Your job is to [MAP GENOMES], [BREED NEW SPECIES], and submit these discoveries to [FЯIƎИD COMPUTƎЯ] for [REDACTED]. OPERATORS shall be rewarded in CREDITS for use on the [INTERGALACTIC MARKET].

Please determine:
>Appearance of flesh suit (your AVATAR in the game)
>Initial Experiment Number (pick one egg below)
>Spawn Location and Territory (place of operation, lands that belong to you alone)
>Skill of choice (e.g. Social, Construction, Biology, Combat, Animal Handling, Astronomy, Meteorology, ect. )
>Favourite Colour (FRIEND COMPUTER LOVES YOU)

And F͏͇̩̼͎Я͓̻I͏͔Ǝ̲̤͈̦̬̰͔И̧D̤̖̱͍ C̤̳͔̙̗͕̼O̦̳͈͖̠̘͟M̕PU͈̞͞T͈͙̠̬́ƎЯ shall [INITIATE LANDING] on [TUTORIAL PLANET] immediately.

Choose your territory:


Choose your Experiment:
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HELPER BOT: EXAMPLE FOR YOUR PERUSAL
>Tall green alien, no hair, blue eyes, antenna. Wears sandals and swimming trucks decorated with palm trees. Name him "CLONE #09"
>Experiment number #404
>In that whirlpool
>Mechanics
>Bright Green
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> Short alien covered in long orange hair except for two eyes. Only wears a bowlerhat and purple sunglasses. Goes by the name of Flarr
>Experiment number #5
>That forest covered island

>Animal handling
>Red

I wonder if anyone will figure out who Flarr is are reference too, also I can't do anything about that green color, I even tried to paste the colorcode in front of every sentence.
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>Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
>Experiment #102
>That inlet on the lower right that kinda looks like a dong if you rotate the image ninety degrees clockwise (cockwise?)
>Fashion and/or flipping off preps
>Black
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To be honest those references to friend computer make me a bit nervous, it's probably just PARANOIA though
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@Duthguy Determine Drop Zone / Territory:

@Antarctic Termite Determine Drop Zone / Territory:
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Drop site 1 has a river mouth, so that seems the most useful for now, assuming this internet legend can swim.

>Select Drop Site 1.
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6 is in right the middle so that's what I choose
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>Race of furry bait anthropomorphic black cats who love Halloween. Wear Halloween costumes as clothing. (Witch hats, linen wraps, etc.)
>Experiment #315
>In that Lush Green Area a bit left and down from the middle. Lots of trees there to hang SPOOPY SKELLIES on.
>Prepping for Halloween and Honing Their Unholy Powers of the Dark arts and Witchcraft with the Help of Eldritch Beings in the Nth Dimension
>Purple and Black (Orange is for preps)
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>A bunch of rats piled into the shape of a man. Wears trenchcoat, fedora, and sunglasses. Name him Rattus.
>Experiment 101
>Lower right inlet, Drop zone 6
>Mobility (Can disperse to go through small openings/do puzzles and shit)
>Trench coat colored. Or rat colored.
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>Human looking alien but is made entirely of fire. Wears a yellow hazmat suit so he doesn't burn everything around him
>Experiment number #419
>In the bottom right area which I assume is a desert
>Survival
>Yellow
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@Witch CatDo you mean on the island or on the continent next to it?

@duskshine749Determine Drop Zone / Territory*:



*You may recalibrate sensors to adjust Drop Zone Position if needbe

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A random number generator gave me a 5 so...

>select zone 5
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@Mae The Island, maybe my race could form an alliance with the neighbouring species. (And going with the map you already drew of the Island, I choose drop point 3)
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@Witch Cat Well hello neighbor
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@Duthguy I will raid your villages, and kill your people, freeing your skeletons from the meat prison you call a body. Engarde Fuccbois. Glory to the Skeleton Army! (Now equipped with witches)
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Well good thing I don't have a skeleton than
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(sorry for the wait on the post, guys, i'm drawing your camps :D)

Pick One Starting Bonus:
Splice Machine --> Determiend traits can be "locked in" and guarenteed to appear in offspring.
Cloning Vat --> Clones a creature.
Research Console --> Discover hidden genetics of creatures.
Incubator --> Speeds up egg hatching and growth, can be used for fossils.
Augmentation Chamber --> Can take well researched traits and apply to avatar, can augment creatures mechanically.
Extra Habitat --> To keep creatures out of their natural home in safety.
Cruiser --> Long Distance Travelling across the planet.
Beacon --> Invites travelling aliens to come visit, whether that be tourists, traders, neutrals or pirates. Upon developing your homebase further, certain aliens will be more likely to visit (e.g. if you are displaying fossils, tourists, curators and collectors more likely to drop by)
Atom Recycler --> Items or creatures placed within get converted to other resources, sometimes random.
Extraction --> Removes traits from a creature and stores them within. Traits can get damaged and start behaving in unique ways during the process.
Tumbler --> Traits or creatures put in the tumbler get adjusted. Recessive genes might come to the surface or genes might be replaced.
Data Bank --> Stores large amounts of extracted traits and virtual information.
Fossil Decoder --> Used to decode fossils into eggs. Depending on if the fossil has been prepped for decoding, it can last multiple uses and be undamaged. Damaged fossils have a tendancy to express strange genes
Terraform Pod --> Causes accelerated growth in the area for plantlife. Can be placed in an area and set to a certain biome (this affects the whole area, excluding habitats.)
Resource Dump--> Start with a large quantity of a resource. Examples given below.
+ Wood
+ Stone
+ Food: Plant
+ Food: Meat
+ Food: Insects
+ Food: Fish
+ Ore and Minerals
+ Fossils (less then above)


Pick One Piece of Starting Gear:
Machete - slicing weapon, can also clear underbrush and be used to cut foliage
Hammer - crushing weapon, can destroy things and break open boulders
Pickaxe - Good for mining resources without damaging them
Axe - Good for cutting down trees for high wood yield
Brush - Improves taming
Hoe - improves gardening. Unless you're getting the other kind.
Snorkel - Allows for spending time underwater, three - five turns
Construction For Dummies - increases the speed of building and the durability of all buildings.
Habitat Suit - Allows the user to traverse safely in more extreme temperatures (hot or cold) as well as protection from low levels of radiation.
Crofixium Ball - A ball of Crofixium that emits radiation, causing mutations in nearby species.
Whip - Keeps tamed creatures in line, increases their task speed, instills fear into low level creatures nearby. Increasing taming speed - but out of fear, not loyalty or love.
Doors 98 - troll the internet with your low speed dial-up on this old computer. Try not to upset Friend Computer... you might want to hide it in a bush, or something.
Archeology Tools - Used to meticulously extract fossils to prevent damage. Can also be used on dig sites.
Dowser - An extremely hightech piece of equipment, this item can be used to find the location of objects, minerals, species, water, fossils and leylines. Probably other stuff, too.

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Well since I'm starting in the woods the ax might be a good choice, but considering I have a member of the skeleton army as a neighbor I have to go with the hammer. As for my piece of equipment I'll take the data decoder
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>Stone Resource Dump
>Pickaxe
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