I'm extremely inexperienced and could use some relationship advice

[Vilageidiotx]

[BrokenPromise]

Well that's not very good.

You Emo!

[Creation]

Try playing Mafia III, you punch a girl and then throw her over your shoulder. She yours now.

[Heap241]

That's actually way higher than what I was expecting

lovecalculator.com

@BrokenPromise

Holy **** This thing is spot on! Amazing! O_O

[KnightShade]

Honestly, pm me. I could offer legit advice.

@Doivid

'Bend over' is not good advice for all situations :/

[BrokenPromise]

I knew I was drawn to the allure of @Raddum's spidermemes for a reason. <3

[Todd Howard]

@BrokenPromise
<3

[Majoraa]

I knew I was drawn to the allure of @Raddum's spidermemes for a reason. <3

@BrokenPromise

[I now ship it.]

[BrokenPromise]

Oddly, I'm also an 89% with UnknownScarlet4.

Everyone else seems to be below 20% with me.

#solonely

[Majoraa]

@BrokenPromise

Wat.

[BrokenPromise]

Try it, type our names into here. We have an 89% chance of making it.

lovecalculator.com

[Doivid]

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'Bend over' is not good advice for all situations :/

@KnightShade

95% of the time is a pretty good rate though.

[KnightShade]

We are the 5%

[Witch Cat]

Pump & dump.

[Clirkus]

Things may have happened since I posted the OP

[Majoraa]

@Clirkus MADNESS MY DEAR FRIEND.

MADNESS HAPPENED.

[Clirkus]

@UnknownScarlet4 to clarify: I meant things may have happened to me, not to the thread.

[Majoraa]

@Clirkus oh, what happened?

[Clirkus]

@UnknownScarlet4 a lot of things may have happened actually

[Majoraa]

@Clirkus well if you don't wanna talk bout it, that's okay.