[IC] Alice in Wonderland (Reboot)

[Entropsy]

At first, Oliver wasn't to worried about the fact that he was sleeping on dirt and grass. Caught somewhere between consciousness and REM sleep, his mind was a melting pot of thoughts: hmm, grass, I want a dog. Sleepy...

"--cking kidding me??"

He woke with a start. At first, his surroundings seemed not to matter as much as the female voice shrieking not too far from him, and he was still a little hung up about that dream with the dog. Who was screaming? What was going on?

When his eyes focused on the ground, and realized that it was purple, he started to feel a bit sick.

"H-hello?" He wheezed.

[nerminator]

Sophia was in a gigantic White purgatory, and there was a Leprechaun. Except this Leprechaun was an Angel leprechaun, Too the right of the angel Leprechaun there was a Devil leprechaun *this seems like some kind of Boring old Cartoon*, The Angel leprechaun said with a Holy voice which sounded like Gold and happiness

"Hello Stay away from the table, For it causes Massive Hallucinations and Homicidal urges"

and then the demon replied with a voice full of anger and hate
"I WANT YOU TOO KILL A LITTLE KID"

the Angel looked Confused at the demon

"is this some kind of Acid dream?" Sophia said with a happy voice, and the angel replied "Yes actually it is, But we Need to tell you that the tables Haunted" and then the demon immediately Pulled a Knife out of nowhere "GRAB A SWORD WE"RE GOING TO A ORPHANAGE!" the demon yelled with a voice full of hatred, the angel turned the the devil and said "Are you insane!?" and the demon said "What are you expecting I'm a Mothertrucking DEMON," , and then the angel said "we'll I expected Two differen" the Angel failed to finish because the Demon just shot him in the face, "BOOM MOTHERTRUCKER!" the demon yelled *this is a weird acid dream* Sophia thought and than Immediately woke up

"we got to get away from this table!" sophia yelled happily as she Sprang up from the ground

[Irisity]

Entropsy said
At first, Oliver wasn't to worried about the fact that he was sleeping on dirt and grass. Caught somewhere between consciousness and REM sleep, his mind was a melting pot of thoughts:He woke with a start. At first, his surroundings seemed not to matter as much as the female voice shrieking not too far from him, and he was still a little hung up about that dream with the dog. Who was screaming? What was going on?When his eyes focused on the ground, and realized that it was , he started to feel a bit sick. "H-hello?" He wheezed.

Alex looked over at the boy.

"The hell are you doing here?" She asked the stranger. She approached him with no hesitation.

"I've never seen you here before. Seriously, what kind of psycho therapist induced coma is this?" She asked herself.

[louie221]

Without opening his eyes, Jonah moved his hands around the floor. No, not floor. Ground, grass, dirt. It felt a bit odd, and he got a strange feeling in his stomach. Was he just having a lucid dream? His eyes flung open, the sun blinding him for a moment. He let out a gasp, blinking rapidly. Finally, his eyes adjusted and he got a good look at where he was. The first thing he realized were the bright colors of wherever he was. Purple grass, and oddly shaped trees, a very colorful sky.

He pushed himself from the ground, wobbling a bit before gaining his balance. Right as he stood up, a loud voice was clearly angry at somebody. He turned his head, looking to where the shout had come from. A woman was yelling at another guy who seemed to have just woken up, similar to his own situation. He started walking toward them, but his eyes were soon staring right back at the purple grass. It was strange, maybe some freak accident in nature? But then the sky... and the trees. This couldn't be real, he was having a dream. Or so it seemed.

"H-hey... Where the hell are we?"

[Doused]

Julian opened his eyes and was greeted by a canopy of branches. Slowly sitting up, he took in his surroundings. There were dark, twisted trees all around him, but he couldn't remember how or when he got here. Where was here?
"But I was just...running?" He looked down at his feet and clothes. He was still wearing his sneakers and shorts.
"Yeah, that's right..I was jogging. And then..." But that was all Julian could remember. He was jogging down the street and then he was here. The same question came back to him again: where was here?
"I passed out. I must have. Yeah, that's it. I must have hit my head or something." But the suburb he was jogging in wasn't anywhere near a forest...

That didn't matter now. All he knew now was that he had to get out of this forest. Julian stood up and spun around slowly. The trees seemed to go on forever in every direction and the light from the sky was fading. The snapping of a twig to his right startled him back to the present. Julian glanced around in a slight panic until he spotted a small colorful patch of sky in the distance. Well, at least he was in his running gear, and he certainly didn't want to stick around and find out what made that noise. Julian took off at fast jog, making what would hopefully be his way out of the dark forest.

[Eviledd1984]

John put down the butter knife in his hand before standing up finding the others annoying and started walking to the chair in front of the table before he saw a figure running in the forests and didn't know what it was,"Who is there?' He announce to the figure that was Jillian but he didn't know it was the man.

[nerminator]

Sophia walked up to john and noticed that there was a figure in the forest "Hey mysterious dude wazzz uppppp!!!!!" Sophia said and walked closer to the weird mysterious dude, *god this entire PLACE is mysterious!, it kinda looks like a drug trip to be honest*

"John put down your butter knife! you think something like that would hurt someone!" Sophia yelled happily and than Pulled out a Gigantic Hunting knife out of her pocket "Now thats a knife"

[Doused]

Julian slowed to a stop at the sound of a voice. He snapped his eyes towards the sound and spotted two people through the trees looking his way. "Oh thank god. People."
He jogged over to them, relieved that he wasn't alone in this forest. "Hey, my name is Julian. Do you know what forest this is? I was out for a jog this morning and then-" A glimmer caught Julian's eye and he stopped mid sentence, realizing the woman was holding a large knife. "Whoa." He took a small step backwards. "Careful with that thing."

[nerminator]

"Hey don't be scared! the only time I ever used this was when I accidentally Stabbed my friend in the Eye, My name is Sophia but you may call me Supreme Overlord!" Sophia Says to the newcomer in a Annoying Blond chick voice, Sophia held out her hand to Shake the newcomers hand "Welcome to hell!"

[Eviledd1984]

"Put the away you crazy lady...." John said having put away the butter knife form before and pushed Sophia away form Julian,"I do not know where I am either but perhaps we can head in the direction of the a city of some sort and see" He said calmly to him.

[Doused]

Julian leaned back a little bit and raised an eyebrow. "Uhhh...nice to meet you too? Wait what?! Did you say stabbed in-" He was cut short as Sophia was pushed aside and John presented himself.
"I was out jogging and then..I mean, there's no forest near where I was running and I thought I heard something where I woke up and..." Julian realized he was starting to ramble. "Ok yeah, let's just get out of here." He looked around him, still freaking out a little bit. "But which way?"

[nerminator]

"Oh yeah the Hole accidental eyestabby-situation, I'll explain, Me and my friend Sharon were watching american Idol, and Sharon was voting for someone and I was voting for someone else, "and than the person sharon was voting for won, So I kind of Stabbed her in the eye, No worrys though! she died" Sophia explained and than pushed John back and Aimed her knife in a random direction "My knife shall lead us to wherever we are going!" and began running North

[Irisity]

louie221 said
Without opening his eyes, Jonah moved his hands around the floor. No, not floor. Ground, grass, dirt. It felt a bit odd, and he got a strange feeling in his stomach. Was he just having a lucid dream? His eyes flung open, the sun blinding him for a moment. He let out a gasp, blinking rapidly. Finally, his eyes adjusted and he got a good look at where he was. The first thing he realized were the bright colors of wherever he was. Purple grass, and oddly shaped trees, a very colorful sky. He pushed himself from the ground, wobbling a bit before gaining his balance. Right as he stood up, a loud voice was clearly angry at somebody. He turned his head, looking to where the shout had come from. A woman was yelling at another guy who seemed to have just woken up, similar to his own situation. He started walking toward them, but his eyes were soon staring right back at the purple grass. It was strange, maybe some freak accident in nature? But then the sky... and the trees. This couldn't be real, he was having a dream. Or so it seemed."H-hey... Where the hell are we?"

Alex looked towards the new voice.

"The hell are you doing here too?" her voice wasn't necessarily mean, just rudely confused. She sighed. "Seriously, why am I even talking to you guys? You're just my blubbering subconscious, 'rising above the surface, trying to find a new meaning.'" Alex imitated her therapist's snobby high-pitched voice.

[louie221]

Jonah, thankful to get a... half-sane answer, shook his head in confusion. "I have no clue. Seems like we're in some sort of... I dunno, foreign country? Maybe it's all got to do with the moon... Like those weird glittery beaches, or maybe it's a strange animal like glowworms that changes this stuff...?" he spoke slowly, moving toward the woman. These stupid fantasies weren't real, there can't be purple grass and trees don't twist!

"Do you know how we got here?" he asked stupidly, realizing that, odds are, nobody actually did. His hands reached to his pockets, feeling around for his wallet, or phone, anything that he had before. Nothing. His wallet and phone had disappeared.

[nerminator]

" I dunno I just fell into a Hangover and woke up here, Its like Hangover 4! OH GOD I LOVE THAT MOVIE [doesn't actually exist]" Sophia yelled and grabbed her mouth as she yelled with Excitement, "I don't know maybe we're in Wonderland or some weird thing Oh that would be sooooooo cooooollll" Sophia felt happier and happier as she spoke, It was almost inhuman

[Eviledd1984]

Doused said
Julian leaned back a little bit and raised an eyebrow. "Uhhh...nice to meet you too? Wait what?! Did you say stabbed in-" He was cut short as Sophia was pushed aside and John presented himself."I was out jogging and then..I mean, there's no forest near where I was running and I thought I heard something where I woke up and..." Julian realized he was starting to ramble. "Ok yeah, let's just get out of here." He looked around him, still freaking out a little bit. "But which way?"

"I think we should be heading off please come with me..." John said to Jillian grabbing his arm and slowly moving him away form Sophia and to head to the the nearest civilization before they get stabbed by her.

[Irisity]

louie221 said
Jonah, thankful to get a... half-sane answer, shook his head in confusion. "I have no clue. Seems like we're in some sort of... I dunno, foreign country? Maybe it's all got to do with the moon... Like those weird glittery beaches, or maybe it's a strange animal like glowworms that changes this stuff...?" he spoke slowly, moving toward the woman. These stupid fantasies weren't real, there can't be purple grass and trees don't twist! "Do you know how we got here?" he asked stupidly, realizing that, odds are, nobody actually did. His hands reached to his pockets, feeling around for his wallet, or phone, anything that he had before. Nothing. His wallet and phone had disappeared.

Alex stared at the imaginative figure. Usually her conscious caved in at this point and started taunting her, whispering to her about how full of shit she was, how even her Wonderland didn't love her.

"I-I don't know," she said cautiously. "I, um..." Her voice trailed off into uncertainty. "I'm just going to wander around. Wait until this coma blows over. Both of you are welcome to keep me company, despite the fact that you're both projections of my mind and will likely make me to a little bit more senile once I wake."

[louie221]

Jonah frowned. He waved his arms around like a spastic mad-man for a moment, as if trying to fight like a sissy. He bent over, touched the grass, and punched a tree (wincing afterwards) and returned. He was trying to see if this was real. He figured that if he could touch it, it was real.

"Mmmmmm... Pretty sure it's real..." he let out a long sigh, looking around hopefully, as if expecting something to come and take him away to the world he used to know.

[nerminator]

"Well no crap its Real!" Sophia Yelled happily at Jonah, "why wouldn't it be!" She replied after that happily continuing Walking in a random direction hold a sword, "So ya comin or not?! Cuz we're gonna go find Civilization!" Sophia Continued to walk almost leaving everyone behind but than stopping

"well what are you all waiting for! Adventure AWAITS!" She yelled happily again encouraging everyone to Get a move on

[Doused]

Julian sighed, looking around at the others. How did he end up with a bunch of crazies in the middle of a forest anyways? He turned towards John, seemingly the only other sane one so far and said, "Well, I guess we should at least stick together, yeah?"

With that, he reluctantly caught up to Sophia. Julian then glanced back and cocked his head, motioning for the others to join them. There was no way he was going to be left alone with this crazy chick.