[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[POOPHEAD189]

My favorite planet to probe is Uranus.

[Dervish]

My favorite planet to probe is Uranus.

@gcold

Rly commander?

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

Goddamn, Garrus is always busy calibrating and everytime I talk to Thane I cry so what else is the Commander supposed to do to entertain themselves? Talk to Jacob?! PFTTTTT

[Dervish]

@Dervish

Goddamn, Garrus is always busy calibrating and everytime I talk to Thane I cry so what else is the Commander supposed to do to entertain themselves? Talk to Jacob?! PFTTTTT

@MiddleEarthRoze

Just hang out with Grunt. He's the only friend you'll ever need.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

Truuuuueeeeeee

Oh, and Jack; because everyone needs a semi-naked drinking buddy who wants to kill everyone.

[Mortarion]

@Dervish

Goddamn, Garrus is always busy calibrating and everytime I talk to Thane I cry so what else is the Commander supposed to do to entertain themselves? Talk to Jacob?! PFTTTTT

@MiddleEarthRoze

Talk to Zaeed and hear his stories perhaps?

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Mortarion

Also true. I enjoy hearing stories of death from my companions. His are always the most entertaining.

[Mortarion]

@Mortarion

Also true. I enjoy hearing stories of death from my companions. His are always the most entertaining.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Hahaha, yep. Zaeed's stories are always the best.

[POOHEAD189]

@MiddleEarthRozeYou can talk to Joker, ask him about his condition and then feel guilty about asking

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@POOHEAD189

I just hear Seth Green's voice and think either Robot Chicken, Family Guy, or Buffy. And then laugh at his shitty jokes.

[Leidenschaft]

@Dervish

Truuuuueeeeeee

Oh, and Jack; because everyone needs a semi-naked drinking buddy who wants to kill everyone.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Same reason people hang out with me.

[Frizan]

You guys have fun, I'm gonna be hanging with the Salarian MVP. Maybe I'll invite Kirrahe over after he's done holding the line.

[POOHEAD189]

@FrizanKirrahe is cool and all, but I wish he helped me out while I was reloading my last save over and over when Ashley kept shooting Wrex in the back

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@POOHEAD189

Ashley. What a raging bitch.

Is there anyone in the ME fandom that likes Ashley? Because I've yet to find anyone.

[Mortarion]

@POOHEAD189

Ashley. What a raging bitch.

Is there anyone in the ME fandom that likes Ashley? Because I've yet to find anyone.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Apparently they are out there. I've seen a few people who prefer her over Kaidan on account of the latter being bland and uninteresting according to the, (or something to that effect)

[POOHEAD189]

@POOHEAD189
Ashley. What a raging bitch.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Tell me more

But srsly, she's...ok in ME3. She's less so in ME1

[POOHEAD189]

Well that took awhile. Hope the post is alright^^. Had to correct a grammar error or two after I posted

[Mortarion]

Took me far logner than it should but my psot is done. I do hope it's ok that Tsleeixth overheard ROze and approached her to voice his opinion, if not I can edit it out.

[POOPHEAD189]

Well that took awhile. Hope the post is alright^^. Had to correct a grammar error or two after I posted

@POOHEAD189

Solid post. Just two things you should watch out for; the name is spelled Ashav, and start a new paragraph each time someone different talks.

Took me far logner than it should but my psot is done. I do hope it's ok that Tsleeixth overheard ROze and approached her to voice his opinion, if not I can edit it out.

@Mortarion

You're good, sir. Carry on.

[POOPHEAD189]

Text wall and time skip up.

The twist here is only half of you get to sit on the lifeboat. Rushing yourself equates to Orakh's fist, but nominating someone else increases their chance, and being nominated by two other people will guarantee your spot. You can also nominate yourself, but it is less effective than coming from someone else.

Edit: What I meant is don't plop your character on the boat immediately, but explain why they should be on it.