Arkaquiavel

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Low five.

do you think i could pull off my pants?

If you think, you are. Therefore, you can at least try.

Or, to quote Yoda, "DO. Or do not. There is no try."

@stardust

I'm not sure on how Descartes' premise (cogito ergo sum) would be of any help in this, but since anything can now be of help, I've got a hint which may help anyone pull off their pants, or whatever else they want.

Hint

Hint

Hint

Hint

Hint

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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Do you think I could pull off a Spam Forum wide communism?

@Dinh AaronMkLenin's plan was the most successful and publicly welcomed, so I'd say that. Barring that, go with Trotsky, as Lenin trusted him enough to say that he preferred to see Trotsky in charge over Stalin. Also Stalin 0/10 worst leader would not vote in rigged election for again.

@DepressedSoviet

Why be Lenin, when we can take notes and lessons out of all of them and do our own thing? As long as we go full Communism and never deviate from our Karl Marx inheritage, it's all that matters. Besides, we'll probably need to do some trimming to get rid of the capitalists, aswell as someone we can use as reference for fashion. We're gonna need a good deal of Stalin for both of these too, so not just Lenin.

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Tovarisch Arkaquiavel, how could you establish communism in this spam forum laden with filthy capitalist pigdogs without glorious Soviet music first? But it is no problem, as I have managed to keep my collection of music from KGB raid.

@Hostile

Thank you my fellow comrade, thank you.

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the

PS: Cabbage Man is a bender too. Cabbagebender.

_{Don't ask me why these earthbenders are dancing rather than lifting and throwing rocks around.}

Do you think I could pull off a Spam Forum wide communism?

It's not about that, it's about having a stay in the best gulag there is for a living.

Do not question the quality of our gulags.

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender

Manifesto of the Spam Forum

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Just the way comrade Stalin served in the gulag. <3

@Dinh AaronMk

Cooked spam served by Stalin in the gulag... my favourite.

Pulling out: A How-to guide by Raddum

How to pull out:

Step One: Don't put it in

@ClocktowerEchos

Step Zero: Don't Putin.

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By the way, does this guide help with this type of pulling?

Ban the Person above you

Banned for being a stalker.

Your username has 6-6-7-7 sequence of numbers, and the number of letters in each name of my name forms the sequence 6-6-7-7.
Coincidence? I think not.

Wears tinfoil hat.