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4 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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4 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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4 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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4 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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4 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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Level: 4
Day/Time: 1 (Evening)
Location: Erion - Abandoned Castle --> Tetris City
Interaction: @Holy Soldier's Characters, Luigi @Bright_Ops, Slayer @Lugubrious
Mention: Najia @DracoLunaris




Samus' charged shot hit its mark, completely decapitating the fallen god as it was left with nothing more but a smoking hole around his neck. As she descends back down to the ground, she can see the rest of her allies also unleash their ultimate attacks at Odin as well, with black oily corruption burst from the neck like a fountain in the form of a bug. As Gwendolyn finishes off the corrupted god with her own ultimate attack, the bounty hunter glimpses at Luigi eradicating the black bug with his electrified fist, vaporizing it completely. But at the end of the day, one thing was clear...

The Demon God King Odin was finally done for.

But this battle wasn't a perfect run. Many of them took damage, some serious, some less for. Yet this mission did take the life of Mario's. As much as how that bastard was a womanizer and not really attractive, he was still one of the greatest fighters that she ever seen. A shame that his talent was to be cut short by the Demon King, but there was nothing that can be done. Samus takes off her helmet as she walks towards Luigi, who received a red viral from Gwendolyn. No doubt that it must be the spirit of his brother, locked tight within it. Could he be revived? Hard to say. It was certainly unlikely that it could be so. But either way his soul survived, awaiting to be revitalized down the line. Regardless, the lost of your brother would be an extremely painful lost, one that can be heard from Luigi's voice, as it cracks agonizingly into tears.

After Najia payed her respects to the deceased red plumber and green stache', the green-haired woman plants a firm, yet comforting, grasp on Luigi's shoulder.

"His sacrifice will not be forgotten..." Samus says with sadness in her eyes.

She pats him on the shoulder twice before pulling away to face the inhabitants; Oswald, Gwendolyn, and even the Pooka. They thanked them for their support and that they will be in their service for future conflicts. The bounty hunter issues a small smile at this response.

"And thank you for assisting us. We apologize for our first impressions, but again, I personally thank you all for your corporation. We'll be sure to let you all know when we need your help and if you still need ours."

She then issues a small salute as she turns to Slayer nearby.

"You had quite the arm Slayer," she says with a chuckle as she makes a friendly jab at him, "I wouldn't mind teaming up with you once in awhile."



AT MARIO'S FUNERAL


Samus stood near Princess Zelda of Hyrule as they watched Toadsworth lead the sermon in Tetris Castle. She didn't shed a single tear, but even she had to admit one thing. It stung to recognize how much of an impact the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom had on the individuals around them. He was a hero, no matter his flaws, and that was that. How unfortunate of them to live through the days where their beloved hero is gone. No doubt that Luigi will have to fill in his shoes. Especially to keep the Princess safe from the likes of King Bowser Koopa, that wretched mutant turtle.

Samus also recognized the odd-ish behavior coming from Princess Peach, who had a very somber and aggressive expression, only to be mostly covered by her parasol. She must be one of the strongest, on par if not more than Luigi, to have been severely affected by this event. It was almost heartbreaking to watch.

This is exactly the reason why Samus never had a husband, let alone a boyfriend. Because even she feared the thought of losing them too. She isn't made of stone.

Soon. the bounty hunter took her leave, saying nothing as she passes by Guile and the new individual, who she'll later know as Cloud. But as she leaves the room, another individual stepped into the room.

This individual revealed itself to be a tall female character, sporting a white dress, a white hat, black long gloves, heels and leggings, along with a grew shall (or whatever they're called). Her appearance was caucasian, with gleaming silver eyes, cherry-red lips, a birthmark on her right lower-cheek, and sported short-cut hair. She was an impressive, almost-flauntingly figure, with a set of curves that would've made Mario go insane provided he was still alive.

It was time for the wicked Umbran Witch, Bayonetta, to dance into the fray.

"Oh? Party's over already?" she speaks towards Guile in a heavy British accent, chewing on a red lolipop as she approaches him and Cloud, "Looks like I've worn this outfit for nothing. Then again, we're talking about someone who might simply have his balls twisted in a knot the moment he'll set eyes on me. Looks like the Princess didn't give him enough princess pussy lately, let alone the other two."
Wait @Holy Soldier, just to be clear, we add up all the Battle XP, Word Count, and Total XP earned yeah?

So for me, Samus will earn 72 in total XP for herself. (I only added in the Word Count to be clear)


Edit: Concerning everyone is doing what I think they are doing (going up to level 4 for some), I'll do that then.

(Actually got the correct amount, Im stupid. Just add 36 total.)
@Mega Birb

Robots still have the ability for makeshift shafts, but yeah I see that.

LIES. ALL OF THEM.

Jeezus fuck, like Ive only seen part of it and good god.

He will eat you up "ALIVE".

Also if Mephilus wants revenge for Artoria:

(HARDCORE DEMONKNIGHT RAMS HIS MASSIVE LANCE INTO LITTLE FURRY'S BASS)
One of my characters need to get laid...

Ghelgath likes to create ice dildos... (and gangbangs)

Mephilus can go from soft to insanely hardcore in an instant.

Kushiel is a lover, not a fighter, but still vanilla.

And Zeruel... well, I hope you like tentacles tendrils. *glares at Fran*

#MahzDontBanUsPlease
Samus may go for the Brawl as well.
Posted everyone!



Richard M. Malkovich


Rickland E. Jamison


(@t2wave, @GrizzTheMauler, @Utrax, @Icepick, @BurningCold, @ROADWARRIOR, @Shoryu, @DinoNuts, @Stitches)




There was much excitement and conversation from within the lobby as both new and old hunters began to interact with one another. Rickland was rather happy and satisfied with the crew he collected. From the bubbly Maya, to the hardened Brek, from the cyborgs of Zavid and Krylax, to the unique Harriet and Dremorio, multiple species from across the nearby galaxy are at ease with one another. No signs of any conflict from anyone yet, or any speciesist outlooks. The lobby was a great big melting pot of different individuals, all going on the same agenda.

Just then, the left door to the meeting room opens, revealing a Secruity Droid who walks out up to the lobby desk. It raises its hand as he gathers everyones' attention.

"The President of GAHL is now ready for you all to come." it replies in a friendly tone, "You may now enter the Meeting Room."

Rickland looks at the others, signaling them to come in as well. As they all entered the sliding doors, they will be greeted with a still lodge-like environment, but also looking very much like your usual meeting room. It was a rather fancy one at that, with metal-wood hybrid chairs and table. A warm light illuminates from above the table. Sitting at the farthest seat in the back was the CEO Mr. Malkovich, waiting patiently for them with his hands clasped together and politely on the table. Rickland takes the seat left of the President as he sits down comfortably.

As soon as everyone sat down, Malkovich clears his throat, announcing his presence, and begins speaking.

"Welcome everyone," he speaks in a smooth, yet slightly raspy voice,
"For everyone returning, I welcome you all back. For those who are new here, allow me to reintroduce myself more properly. My name is Richard M. Malkovich, I'm the head of the Galactic Adventure Hunting Lodge facility. I am most certainly delighted to see everyone here, both new and old. You are all here because you have demonstrated the capabilities in becoming a valued hunter. Everyone here has come from different backgrounds and different histories, some good... some not so good. You may have came here to seek adventure, maybe for redemption, for survival, or simply as a job that suites your forte. Regardless, you all have what it takes to be in this facility as both hunters and explorers, traveling across the vast cosmos to seek new worlds to explore and to hunt the bounties for a nice steady profit, as long as its regulated. Like I said, this is a hunting lodge, but a lodge that also respects nature in its entirely. We do not hunt in sport or attempt in wiping out an entire species, unless said species is an invading pest or a non-benefit for the respected environment. It may come out as ironic, yes, but that's the one major reason why this facility is legal in the first place, approved by the Galactic Environmental Organization (GEO). We do it simply to explore, for good profits, and in some cases for science."

"But enough preaching. You're here for the action, not the politics."


Malkovich then presses a button on his seat, revealing a green hologram of a planet.

"This is your first assignment." he continues, "We'll be taking it easy for this one, but the Federation Government provided us with the license to explore this planet. It goes by K2B-894, or more commonly as "Aurorias" a jungle planet found only one month ago in the Perseus Arm sector."

Several facts about the planet can be seen being typed in holographic lettering mentions facts such as:


  • Entire landmass is composed of only one supercontinent called Tultamia
  • Has two giant inland seas being Vhalori to the north and Kalivess to the south.
  • Largest river system has a width of over two miles and is 400 miles long.


"While several military squads had scanned the entire planet from space," the president continues, "There's been yet for the ground excursion. We have been given the opportunity to explore this location here, not too far from the Sea of Vhalori. We are simply to explore this region and report back our findings to the government. We've been given also permission to CAPTURE various animals for scientific research, but we're also ordered not to kill them unless the situation demands it. So if a predator is going to kill you, well then yes you'll be forced to kill it."

"But yes, that's basically the mission. No hunting for a specific creature yet, but I have a feeling you may get one next mission. Communication equipment, additional weaponry, capture equipment, and dossier downloads are available in the next room to your left, as well as a rough GPS map of the surface of that sector. Are there any questions you want answered before you guys are dismissed?"



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Juno: "Hmm hmm, I don't. But you will have one, try talking without air..." *Creates a black hole inside Zeruel's throat to mute him.

The moral of the story: Don't underestimate a mother snake trying to protect her little snakeling, especially when said mom snake is already an epic threat in and of herself.


Zeruel: *All six tendrils go up and make up middle fingers*
@Holy Soldier What about the secondary characters? Can they be used after this fight and when the new teams are filled up?
@Kol

Juno: "Oi, Zeze, you can't yell on people's like that. And you can't talk like this close to children. Don't be a bad influence to Celly,"

Zeruel: EY EY, WHATCHU SAY NIGGA? THIS IS HOW I SPEAK, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?

(Basically, consider his voice like Harbinger or Soverign from Mass Effect)
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