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Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me.

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Mammoth
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Seriously. I can't sleep.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Drakel
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Welcome to the club of insomnia...

Your life now fucking sucks.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Mammoth
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Hah. I've been in that club for years. Typically kicks in when I haven't worked out in a couple days. I find 2 hours of throwing heavy objects around makes sure I get my sleep.
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Well then, you know what you need to do: Go to the local liposuction clinic. Throw 1 hours worth of bagged fat into the back of your panel van. Then go home spend another hour carrying the bagged fat into your basement. Make lavender soap*.

Babies will not sleep as well as you do.

* making nitro-glycerine is optional.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Meth Quokka
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Goldmarble said
Well then, you know what you need to do: Go to the local liposuction clinic. Throw 1 hours worth of bagged fat into the back of your panel van. Then go home spend another hour carrying the bagged fat into your basement. Make lavender soap*.Babies will not sleep as well as you do.* making nitro-glycerine is optional.


Also ensure you don't drop the soap.

Or the nitro-glycerin for that matter.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by PrimezTime
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I am sitting in with the club as of 30 minutes ago.

Crazy dreams tonight.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Griever
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Smoke moar
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Griever said
Smoke moar


Eugh, no. Can't stand the smell of the shit.
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