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Flirting with Termite

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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Scene: A dark, quiet corner of the train station. Cute stranger is drinking a slushie. I am eating fries.

Him: ...
Me: [makes eye contact]
Him: ...
Me: [Abruptly walks up] Hey man help me finish these fries before the train comes
Him: No thanks
Me: You sure
Him: Nah man I'm good
Me: Oh ok

Train arrives. Curtain falls.
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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Kronshi
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Him: Damn, now I'm craving fries.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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You're supposed to go over, dip the fry in the slushy, then eat it all slow and seductive.

That's what they do in slushy commercials.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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0/10 not enough dong.
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