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Recipe for Jesus Juice

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Anyone know how to make the holy drink? I need it for a very, very important event. Trust me, its important
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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Milk the Pope's holy udder right into the most convenient bucket
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Unfortunately
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Milk the Pope's holy udder right into the most convenient bucket


add holy water and blood chunks from the miracle of lanciano too
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Apply faith to a heavy mix of vodka, gin, tonic, and maybe some wine or fruity vermouth.

Serve in a coke vending machine sized bottle.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Billsomething
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@Dinh AaronMk Don't forget alter boy's tears
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Don't you put jesus in a juicer? Seems easier.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Don't you put jesus in a juicer? Seems easier.


You know where to get a Jesus then? Haven't really seen on since like 0 AD, you know if Walmart is having a sale for them or not?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by HHShetland
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<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

You know where to get a Jesus then? Haven't really seen on since like 0 AD, you know if Walmart is having a sale for them or not?




...Looks too awesome to blend, though.
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