when i'm bored i blow spit bubbles when no one is watching

I love you
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That is a weird confession.
Could you try and be less of a stereotypical serial killer?
Edit: nevermind. I got you confused with Antarctic Termite.
I don't know if you're a killer or not yet.
I once took a potato chip, and ate it...while I was writing the names of people I want dead.

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That reminds me, I am flexible enough to lick my own elbow. Both elbows actually.
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wait, you only have two?