Is there any room for a "fire and brimstone preacher"? I'll get a sheet up soon, but I'd like to be the circus priest, or something similar, like a fortune teller.

Oh my poor snake.... I'm laughing so hard right now.
Call her mother and you may be paralyzed for a while.

Him and Blinky the Bitch as he so happily cause him don't get along to well. This is mostly because Blink felt up John's girlfriend and chased him around the circus promising a swift and pain filled death.
@Oliver
If you want to. If not I'll edit it out and say they just have a rivalry