Titanic: About a merman who falls in love with a girl so he raises a ship for her. Unfortunately it eventually causes memory loss and they go their separate ways.

Alien: a benevolent alien species flies out of space and dives into people's hearts to heal them. Then they find a giant alien that needs healing and have to leave it behind to do its thing. They're so sad, they all go to sleep.

Office Space: A construction worker's relationship with Jennifer Aniston deteriorates, as the changing nature of the American workforce compels him to make the transition from blue-collar to white-collar work.

The Truman Show: Man steps into a reality TV show from the abyss. Lives the his life being watched. His father comes and goes. Eventually enters the abyss once again.

Star Wars Episode I (The Phantom Menace): After a big party, a dead, ninja Juggalo rises from a pit (resurrected) and begins to give life to everyone he comes across, starting with a dead hippie monk. On some planet called Naboo, a massive droid army is activated after a kid in a spaceship accidentally creates a space station. Now trapped in a planet-wide blockade, the once unified indigenous peoples begin to descend into racial hatred and isolationism, prompting the Queen of the Naboo people and her monk protectors (as well as a small entourage consisting of a battle-proven idiot and the kid) to flee for the Galaxy's capital.

There, the popular Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy is voted out of office, replaced by a figure deeply despised by many. Meanwhile, the Queen's two monk guardians seek council with their elders as they debate abandoning the powerful child on a barren world in the Outer Rim of the Galaxy. After travelling across the galaxy, the hippie monk loses the kid to a vicious slaver by way of a racing bet, before handing the Queen over to the Droid forces of her occupied homeworld and returning home.

300: A Persian army flees from Spartan corpses rising from the dead.

A Christmas Carol: A kindhearted philanthropist is bullied into hating everything by three time-travelling ghosts.

Godzilla: Giant lizard helps rebuild a city.

The Shining: The heartwarming tale of a haunted hotel that helps a father recover from violent mental illness.

The Dark Knight Rises: A Bat-themed vigilante is born in a nuclear explosion, checks into a prison in the middle of nowhere and visits a chiropractor who sorts out his back problems.