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Current Politics is a journey, and the destination is your mom’s house
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I refuse to eat my own poop. Not because I wouldn't like the taste, but because I'm afraid I couldn't stop if I started.
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I'm a Proud[ Diaper]boy and I will not be silenced by the lamestream media! Ignore their lies! Wearing someone else's used diaper will NOT give a terrible illness [as long as you microwave them first]
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Is there a doctor here? I have inserted a crayon into my urethra and I can’t get it out and I drank a lot of coffee before and I really have to pee :c
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Dombald Tumtp is rasism and his hair a comover 😂 sory trunp ur cancel and chrildern not in cajes no more :)
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THE FATFUCK


A SLOVENLY-DRESSED MAN sat alone at a diner booth in a grease-stained tanktop that had once been a 3XL Six Flags over Freedomville T-shirt until the sleeves had been cut off. A spittle of saliva-diluted mayonnaise trickled down from the corner of his mouth and disappeared into the neckbeard-shaded folds of his multiple chins as he sunk his disgusting teeth into the sesame seed bun of a greaseball diner burger.

"Good eatin'," the fatfuck said to nobody in particular through gluttonous mastication. More likely a subconscious reaction he had absentmindedly voiced as his conscious mind was entirely focused on consuming and enjoying his burger.

"Yep, that's some good eatin'."
Country: America 🇲🇾
Leader: B I G G B O Y
Army: 8,000,035
Navy: 100 really big boats
Planes: idk, but way more than everybody else


mODERATORS PLEASE DELETE MY POST i DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS RP NO MORE
Country: America 🇲🇾
Leader: B I G G B O Y
Army: 8,000,035
Navy: 100 really big boats
Planes: idk, but way more than everybody else
Presididnt of Freedomville was nice man and very nice. He sat in big office with big desk with the metal balls on a string that hit each other and then the other metal ball on the other side goes up when the ball hits it (sory idk what they are called :/ )

Suddenly man in suit come it. It one of Persdent's helpers.

"What's the dillyo, mungbean?" Predsident of Freedomville asks. "Can't you see I'm playing with my balls?"

"Mister president sir, it's going to be election time. What do we do?"

"Run some ads for Pete's sake!" He statemented

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TV SCREENS ACROSS FREEDOMVILLE

Ad comes on with nice music:

"Freedom," A sonorous, Morgan Freeman-y voice said over a shot of a sunrise over Freedomville. " It's what makes Freedomville, well... Freedomville. But Freedom isn't free. It takes a lot of hard work, a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to have Freedom."

Televisions across Freedombille transitioned to a shot of Freedomville steel mill workers clad in high-vis vests and hardhats oversaw molten metal being poured into a giant vat, casting their faces and the interior of the foundry in warm, orange light. Another shot of a Freedomville firefighter atop a ladder retrieving a tabby from the branches of a tree, followed by a shot of the President of Freeddomville in a huddle with a handful of baseball cap wearing farmers beside a giant tractor in a soybean field.

"And nobody works harder for that freedom than our president, President of Freedomville. So remember, a vote for President of Freedomville is a vote for more freedom. And that's what makes Freedomville, well, Free.

As the music wound down, a sunset cityscape of the Freedomville capital transitioned into a shot of the Freedomville flag fluttering in slow motion over the voice of the Presdidn't himself.

"I'm President of Freedomville and I approve this message!"
Freedomville peoples was happy and full of joy bc they was freedom and were freedom and could vote and go shopping and watch Netflix(TM).

One day evil man said “I will be of voted for president for Freedomville so that I will be in charge and charge rules so Freedomville doesn’t have Freedom know more and I will be king and make all the rules and then people will have to do whatever I want.” He laugtered evilly.
Nation: Freedomville
Location: on the one that looks like a boot, sorry my map is broke :c
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@gorgenmast hey baby, wanna come over to my place???/ u seem like the qiet elf type, i lik u bby


we should rub potty parts ;)
pm me if u want 2 to see my butt
Sorry for the hiatus you’ns. I’m away from a keyboard due to Thanksgiving (National Overeating Day for non-Americans) but I invite everyone to start brainstorming characters and putting together an application if they’d like. Here’s the application for the roleplay:

Name:
Age:
Nationality: (May be Almitran or a foreigner.)
Bio:

You’ll notice that it’s a very bare-bones application, and that is intentional. I don’t need your character’s life story from the start; develop it gradually over the course of the roleplay. Give me a basic idea of who this person is and what his/her motivations might be. I’m of the opinion that shorter is better when it comes to applications: 500 words or less is ideal. Face claims are okay, I guess, but not at all required or even expected.

Oh, and no anime or other weeb shit, lol
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