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Joseph: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
William, bored: Can't we just leave while he's distracted?
O'Malley, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
William: I hate you.
Zachary: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Joseph, Cassidy, O'Malley, Loch, and William: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Joseph: I need some help with my homework, Dad.
Zachary: What's the assignment?
Joseph: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Zachary: What's your issue?
Joseph: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.
Zachary: That's hard to believe.
Joseph: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!
Zachary: It's not that I don't trust Joseph, I just... don't trust his impulse control.
Cassidy, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Loch: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".
O'Malley: How would you like your coffee?
William: As dark as my soul.
O'Malley: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
*Loch and William are planning to break in somewhere*
Loch: We need to distract the guards.
William: Right.
Loch: What are we gonna do?
William: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Loch:
William:
Loch: Deal.
Zachary: Joseph gets offended by everything.
Joseph: What did you say about me?!?
Zachary:
Zachary: Case in point.
William: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
O'Malley: You think I'm cute?
William: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!