I imagine Rhonda the Reindeer's area got a lot busier at Christmas.

...Speaking of which, what's the current date in the game?

Oh yeah. And she got a lot of questions asking if she was related to Rudolph.

I would say the current date in the game is...02/28/2026.

As I'm working on my next post for Loch, I looked over the list of mascots, among all these horned animals, no dragons :'(

I'm very sad. I do not know how I will recover.

As I'm working on my next post for Loch, I looked over the list of mascots, among all these horned animals, no dragons :'(

I'm very sad. I do not know how I will recover.

Just because a dragon isn't in the list of the official mascots, doesn't mean there won't be one. ;)

Well thats not foreboding at all.

Just a quick note for everyone, I've updated my last post with Haruki's help to include the security footage being displayed on the TV screen. So be sure to check that out if you're interested.

@Redking0380

Ellora isn't a child. She's a fully grown woman.

I'll spare some time tomorrow after work to get a post up.

@Redking0380

Ellora isn't a child. She's a fully grown woman.

I know, I thought it was implied she was looking for the kid as well?

I know, I thought it was implied she was looking for the kid as well?

Maybe so, but you had William say O'Malley was looking for a child. He is not. He is looking for Ellora, an adult woman. Something O'Malley has already mentioned. I figured I'd tell you that OOC so you could edit your post in case you didn't mean to have William looking like he hadn't been paying attention IC.

Oh this entire time I misread it, I thought we were looking for their 9 year old child nit the mother

Dandruffella

Are there any minor characters at Wilderness Wonderland who go by that name? Someone further afield, perhaps? Does O'Malley even know who this is?

<Snipped quote by Guardian Angel Haruki>

Are there any minor characters at Wilderness Wonderland who go by that name? Someone further afield, perhaps? Does O'Malley even know who this is?

No, none of the minor characters go by that name.
O'Malley would be able to guess that the name is for a different character from a different franchise.

Hey guys! Guess who just remembered the Incorrect Quotes Generator exists?

Joseph: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
William, bored: Can't we just leave while he's distracted?
O'Malley, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
William: I hate you.

Zachary: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Joseph, Cassidy, O'Malley, Loch, and William: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Joseph: I need some help with my homework, Dad.
Zachary: What's the assignment?
Joseph: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Zachary: What's your issue?
Joseph: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.
Zachary: That's hard to believe.
Joseph: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!

Zachary: It's not that I don't trust Joseph, I just... don't trust his impulse control.

Cassidy, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Loch: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".

O'Malley: How would you like your coffee?
William: As dark as my soul.
O'Malley: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

*Loch and William are planning to break in somewhere*
Loch: We need to distract the guards.
William: Right.
Loch: What are we gonna do?
William: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Loch:
William:
Loch: Deal.

Zachary: Joseph gets offended by everything.
Joseph: What did you say about me?!?
Zachary:
Zachary: Case in point.

William: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
O'Malley: You think I'm cute?
William: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Cassidy, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Loch: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".

You know, I never would have imagined Loch saying this on my own... but now that I've heard it, and I can say confidently that this is a very Loch thing to say xD

Always happy to help.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Just so you know, O'Malley made a move in my last IC post. I wouldn't fault you if it flew under your radar. Hiders do make things harder to notice, after all. I suppose that's why they are called hiders.