Today I got an odd compliment

A drunk guy just confessed to me that when he was still trying to cover up being gay, he considered trying to get me to hook up with him.

I felt really flattered at the time, but now that I'm sobering up, not sure how much sense that actually makes.

Also I just walked 8 blocks alone in a blizzard. Drunk. Do I get a prize?

Yeah.
Your prize is all gay men will try to bang you to make sure they seem straight.
Enjoy.

Card said
Was it Hank?

"He's banging her? But she's the most feminine woman I have ever seen. Dude can't be gay."

Card said
Was it Hank?

Taaj said

Let's be real; I just said it before anyone else could. Now it's out of the way.

Card said
Let's be real; I just said it before anyone else could. Now it's out of the way.

Thanks. I would say I owe you but nope

Take it as a compliment of the highest order.

Then start to take even negative statements about you as compliments.

Develop severe narcissism.

Be confident with high self-esteem forever.

Win at life.

Taaj said
Thanks. I would say I owe you but nope

You're welcome.

I'd tell you to let me know if you need my services any more, but I'll be there to perform them anyway.

Card said
Was it Hank?

idlehands said
A frozen beard...

I was going for wordplay using both the formal and informal definition of beard. Fail joke.

Jorick said
Take it as a compliment of the highest order.Then start to take even negative statements about you as compliments.Develop severe narcissism.Be confident with high self-esteem forever.Win at life.

If you also become self centered, selfish and treat people like shit.

Then you turn into a:

Goddess [+]

No Joke.

You win all the prizes Taaj

This isn't a good compliment, gay man just wanted to bust a nut in ur butt

I like all these posts saying he had sexual intentions.

I get teh joaks, but lol @ that.

Doivid said
I like all these posts saying he had sexual intentions.I get teh joaks, but lol @ that.

"he considered trying to get me to hook up with him. "

What do you think hook up means? It means cum in the butt.

Today I got an odd compliment

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aza Artichokes

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Awson Waiting & Waiting

NotAMouse

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NotAMouse

Jorick Magnificent Bastard

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Hank Dionysian Mystery

Beatrix That Snarky Shrew

idlehands heartless

Beatrix That Snarky Shrew

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