Greetings

[TheColdOnes]

Hello my friends. We are,as you can clearly see, TheColdOnes. Why the name? Because we are, as clearly stated by our username, Cold. Why? Why the fuck else you little shit heads. I apologize, that was John. He's cranky right now, because he's Cold. We all are. That's why we are TheColdOnes. There are approximately 5 of us, there used to be 6, he died. Of hypothermia. Either that or John killed him. Can't remember. Anyways, there's Hon(Me), John, Ron, Don and Gertrude. He's(Yes, HE) miserable, mainly because he sucks but also because he's dinner. Maybe. I think I've gone on long enough. Farewell

[Redthorn Anvil]

Sounds legit.

[paragloan]

Welcome to you all.

[TheColdOnes]

UPDATE:There are now only 4 of us. Gertrude was delicious.

[PaintLynn]

Good lord . . . *makes a mental note not to except any "dinner invitations " from them* well umm . . . Hi . . Y'all want some blankets or something?

[LazyEgg]

hope john(?) and gertrude were of good taste sir

[Redthorn Anvil]

*sirs

[TheColdOnes]

John wasn't eaten. Only Gertrude.

[Redthorn Anvil]

Anyone named Gertrude who's biologically male should get eaten. Also, you lot remind me of a friend of mine.

[Demonic Angel]

@TheColdOnesWelcome