[OOC] The War of the Three

[Inner Demon]

@Silvan HavenPlz save me from falling senpai!

[Silvan Haven]

@Inner Demon

Ummmmmmmm.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon Pink could transform into a trampoline for you, but she'd still be 40 KM away.

[Silvan Haven]

Yeah as much as I enjoy people calling me senpai Saef can't figure out a teleport spell in the next five seconds.

[Inner Demon]

Zak might be in trouble then :S Is there not a single ally out there who can catch me romantically? Uh-or-uh-I mean Heroically? XD

I'll even settle for comically...

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon You Leeroy Jenkins'd. There never was going to be any back up for you. Saef did pretty amazing to be able to provide some fire support from 40 km away.

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd GeckoLeeroy Jenkins be damned. He threw a sniper at me. You've been smooching zombos for miles. I think woof would be closer than 40 km...or at least someone. We've been fighting for long enough for plenty people to start showing up.

plz......T_T

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon Said Woof has no superspeed, flight, cold resistance, immunity to metabolic hazards, or increased physical stats of any kind. The fact that she hasn't keeled over from hypothermia, exhaustion, or both before reaching 10KM in like, a couple minutes, is a probably a literal miracle.

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd GeckoDammit Lassie turn into a trampoline with wings! Billy's dying!

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon If Saef had asked her to turn into a fighter jet, that'd be possible, now that I think about it.

But then she would LITERALLY be what KoL told us not to do, with turning people into living fighter jets. :P

[Silvan Haven]

I suppose we'll have to work on that teamwork thing next time around. Comm units for everyone!

Edit: This would also require anyone else to know that Zak needed help.

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd Geckohm......maybe a hawk?

I mean...uh...Zak has lots of tasty delicious pain to be consumed right about now! *here girl! get the treat!*

Edit:@Silvan Haven Yeah I suppose so. I actually was under the impression Saef or his men were closer.

[Silvan Haven]

@Inner Demon

That was the plan, then they got swamped by about five different enemy PCs before they could get more than ten kilometers.

[Inner Demon]

Also, there has to be a nice temperature somewhere. I did turn a 100 meter radius at the center of the map into a literal hot zone. The lava is cooling own but it should feel pretty nice to anyone relatively near by the edge of the perimeter.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon Again, all nice and all, but she can only transform into things other people desire, and it has to be someone close to her. And it has to be an inanimate object. She can't turn into a jet plane and then fly herself.

[Inner Demon]

Okay well I'll just be in a dying heap on the ground somewhere so...you know....whenever.....

[Silvan Haven]

Sorry about that.

[Inner Demon]

@Silvan HavenNaw it's cool. I'm just coming to realize the lack of Heaven's pcs currently in the battle. We've entered the machina crisis...

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon Actually, all the factions deployed about evenly. You just magnificently isolated yourself from aid.

By my count it's:
Angels: 5, Pink, Saef, Farris, Zak, Eve
Machina: 5, Harvester, Utada, Henry, Maceroy, Hibiki
Devils: 8, Victoire, Balrog, Apia, Gelgath, Marie, Atarah, Fran, Maen
So, a little in the devil's favor, but not as overwhelmingly one sided as we've had before.

[Inner Demon]

Color me corrected