The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game (unofficially closed)

[CollectorOfMyst]

Unfortunately, that's an over-used plot device that honestly could happen less often.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Fortunately this is just a spam game so no one cares.

[CrabInATree]

Unfortunately, this line of dialog feels like it goes against the spirit of the game, and the Gods of Spam have sent an asteroid hurdling towards the earth to destroy us all.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Fortunately, the asteroid is, in fact, no larger than a basketball, and burns up on its way through the atmosphere.

[ArenaSnow]

Unfortunately, everything that has been posted so far has been revealed as literary garbage.

[Mattchstick]

Okay well I'm just going to go ahead and stop participating in this, since many of you are going out of your way to break the 4th wall and ruin the intent of the thread.

Thanks.