[CHAR] Rug Raiders - 40k Ork RP using Roll for Shoes

Gutzwakke da Steala

Name: Gutzwakka da Steala

Clan: Deathskulls

Dossier: If Gutzwakka can't steal it, then it isn't worth stealing, and he hasn't found anything he can't steal yet! Loves to be the first into a fight, so that he can make sure he gets all the good and shiny stuff first. Paints himself blue, and his luck hasn't failed yet, the hoard of trinkets he has amassed proves that.

Abilities:
•Do Anything 1
•Attack 1

Items:
•Ork Ragz
•Basic Choppa

Extra Notes: Blue is Best.

Adurk Bikeshoota

Name: Adurk Bikeshoota
Clan: Evil Sunz
Dossier: Adurk Bikeshoota is an Ork who was born with the standard Ork pleasantries, like his clanmates he likes machine things. He also likes shooting people. Scratch that, he loves shooting people! He once shot a man. And an ork, then rode on a bike. The bike exploded later that day. He caused it. The bike had insulted him. He thinks that the machines can talk to him.

Abilities:

• Do Anything 1
• Attack 1

Items:

• Ork Ragz
• Basic Shoota

Extra Notes: That poor bike...
- Has 18 boyz following after sucessful Waghhh

Madame Krunkelfukk

Name: Madame Krunkelfukk
Clan: Evil Sunz

Dossier: Born on a world formerly occupied by the Adeptus Administratum. Emerged directly into the wig of a long-dead judge. Has not taken it off since.

Abilities:

• Do Anything 1
• Attack 1
• 2 XP

Items:

• Ork Ragz (Wig, Lipstick, Glasses, Tacky Necklace)
• Shoota
• Origami Captain's Hat

Extra Notes: She's beautiful on the inside. She's beautiful to me.

[Romero]

Gutzwakke da Steala

Name: Gutzwakka da Steala

Clan: Deathskulls

Dossier: If Gutzwakka can't steal it, then it isn't worth stealing, and he hasn't found anything he can't steal yet! Loves to be the first into a fight, so that he can make sure he gets all the good and shiny stuff first. Paints himself blue, and his luck hasn't failed yet, the hoard of trinkets he has amassed proves that.

Abilities:
•Do Anything 1
•Attack 1

Items:
•Ork Ragz
•Basic Choppa

Extra Notes: Blue is Best.

[Lauder]

Adurk Bikeshoota

Name: Adurk Bikeshoota
Clan: Evil Sunz
Dossier: Adurk Bikeshoota is an Ork who was born with the standard Ork pleasantries, like his clanmates he likes machine things. He also likes shooting people. Scratch that, he loves shooting people! He once shot a man. And an ork, then rode on a bike. The bike exploded later that day. He caused it. The bike had insulted him. He thinks that the machines can talk to him.

Abilities:

• Do Anything 1
• Attack 1

Items:

• Ork Ragz
• Basic Shoota

Extra Notes: That poor bike...

[Antarctic Termite]

>Create character: Ork
>Roll gender
Do Anything: 2
Do Anything (counter): 1
>...S-success?

Your name is MADAME KRUNKELFUKK.

You're here to DRINK WINE and COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER.

>Roll clan
Clan: 2

You belong to the EVIL SUNZ clan. Your ROAD RAGE is UNPARALLELED.

It is said that all orks are in fact fungus, emerging from a wart in the ground that has had a soul belched into it by Mork (or maybe Gork). With no readily apparent sexual characteristics above the mycelial level, it is said that orks are genderless, and universally known as 'boyz'. It is said that you once seduced an Imperial Guardsman so hard that he exploded into a fine mist of red fluid and disgust.

At least one of these facts is true. You're not sure which ones. Who cares. _{fucking guardsman wouldn't have appreciated you anyway.}

The point is, you are the galaxy's first ORK GURL. You look like an AGING MATHS TEACHER POORLY COPING WITH A MID-LIFE CRISIS, which is to say, PRETTY MUCH LIKE ANY OTHER ORK, BUT WITH LIPSTICK. Your anatomy is NORMAL. Your temperament is BITTER. Your necklace is TACKY.

You're here to FUCK SHIT UP.

Basically this, but the ork version

Character Sheet

Name: Madame Krunkelfukk
Clan: Evil Sunz

Dossier: Born on a world formerly occupied by the Adeptus Administratum. Emerged directly into the wig of a long-dead judge. Has not taken it off since.

Abilities:

• Do Anything 1
• Attack 1

Items:

• Ork Ragz (Wig, Lipstick, Glasses, Tacky Necklace)
• Shoota

Extra Notes: She's beautiful on the inside. She's beautiful to me.