Looking for guild bod

[BrokenPromise]

I want that guild bod all the sexy posters have.

What do I eat? what should my exercise regimen be? Roughly how much of my time should be spent gaming and how much looking at memes?

[gorgenmast]

* eat cigarette butts, mulch, and caterpillars
* find pills on convenience store bathrooms and eat them. wear a diaper in public and pay homeless people to finger you
that's what i do and it works for me

[Tsukai]

@gorgenmast

Jesus this is horrific to imagine.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Little do we know, Googer is actually The Rock.