TESV Skyrim: WTF, Delphine??

[The Nexerus]

I agree, Blitz. Blue is a fine colour. Not like purple.

[Jster]

Contrary to popular belief I do indeed believe the moose to be the most majestic of the world's creatures.

[Cpt Toellner]

Ha ha Nex, you're totally right, he does that shit all the time.

What a moron.

[Brovo]

Jster said
So I see they don't teach reading that well in Canada.

I would probably find that funny if I was not Canadian. I'm sorry.

[The Nexerus]

I don't think there are any blue moose?

[Brovo]

Dervish said
This didn't take long to spiral into a shitshow.

This is spam. Beggar pissing on the streets in madness. What more need be said?

[Brovo]

The Nexerus said
I don't do a lot of gaming. When I read "a run" I didn't immediately equate the phrase to a run through of a game, which led me to assume that the second line of Bravo's post was a sentence, and he'd neglected to use ending punctuation on the first sentence.

This is a fair statement.

[Drakel]

ishtar said
Something I didn't think was possible after I pretty much hated her for telling me to kill Paarthunax in my previous gameplays.

Only piece that mattered...

I use a mod for that issue. Right when I first played the game and finally hit that part a was like, "What the fuck? Nope. Fuck this shit I'm king of blades, you do what I say." After that I saved, looked for a mod to fix this, used it, and told blades off like the bitches they are. Paarthunax still lives.

[ishtar]

Dervish said
.....

I could be wrong, but I'd bet that that would be the reason behind her sudden bought of lethal hypocrisy. she's not meant to be a follower for long, and since Thalmor patrols are random encounters, it's just one of those things where it would be oddly specific game logic for one character, even if it totally goes against what her character believes.

I know, Dervish, but it just added to her overall hypocrisy list. I mean, even without this incident, I already put her in the 'Hypocrites' list.
She's one of the Blades, who're sworn to guard and serve the Dragonborn (her words, not mine), and the first thing she did after finding out my char was the Dragonborn, what did she do?
She sent my char straight to the Thalmor infested Embassy. -_-;; Yeah... fine example of 'guard and serve the Dragonborn' there.

Alright, maybe there wasn't anyone else and Delphine was in the wanted list so she couldn't go herself, I'll give her that.
But after that? When the quest to find Esbern come along, the least she could do was offer to accompany my char (not that I would take up that offer)! How the heck did she expect to 'guard' my character if my character was all the way in Riften while she's sitting in her cozy tavern back in Riverwood?? Strike two.

In the Sky Haven Temple, when Esbern found the big room full of pressure plates trap, what did they do? "We'll cross once it's safe."
..... seriously? If I'm the dragonborn in the game, I'd be scratching my head and start to wonder 'Are they guarding me or am I guarding them?'.

Strike three. I'm already out by this point, but when she and Esbern told my character to kill Paarthunax, the one dragon who didn't want to kill me and already helped me a lot...
Well, I wish there's an option in game to tell them to kiss my... Wait! I don't want them anywhere near me!! Uhm.... Right! To tell them to kiss Elenwen's pale behind. >3

And don't get me started on how she 'lectured' my character to not be afraid of using her power and whatnot in her bossy tone. (That 'setessential 13478 0' console command looks VERY tempting to use. I'd probably use it as soon as this Main Quest done.)

Brovo said I ignore the main quest line for as long as possible when I do Skyrim runs now because of that woman.

Hahah, she certainly has the kind of air that make people avoid her as much as possible, aye?

Dervish said This didn't take long to spiral into a shitshow.

That's Spam section for you. One of its charm. xD

Drakel said
I use a mod for that issue. Right when I first played the game and finally hit that part a was like, "What the fuck? Nope. Fuck this shit I'm king of blades, you do what I say." After that I saved, looked for a mod to fix this, used it, and told blades off like the bitches they are. Paarthunax still lives.

Hehehe, I just ditched them in Sky Haven Temple and ignored that quest. They've been waiting there for a LONG time in my previous gameplays.

[Cpt Toellner]

The Blades are a relic of a fallen empire.

All hail the dominion.

[Drakel]

ishtar said Hehehe, I just ditched them in Sky Haven Temple and ignored that quest. They've been waiting there for a LONG time in my previous gameplays.

I didn't... I find that the best answer to most problems is the "fuck you" answer.

[Vortex]

Blitzkrieg said
The Blades are a relic of a fallen empire.All hail the dominion.

If I was the dragon born I would march right into the imperial city and declare a Imperial Dominion Empire. The altmer and imperials can kiss my Majestic Dovakiin backside for all I care.

[Drakel]

Blitzkrieg said
The Blades are a relic of a fallen empire.All hail the dominion.

Vortex said
If I was the dragon born I would march right into the imperial city and declare a Imperial Dominion Empire. The altmer and imperials can kiss my Majestic Dovakiin backside for all I care.

Altmer>Imperial>Nord>Altmer>Imperial>Nord>Altmer>Imperial>Nord

[BrobyDDark]

Drakel said
Altmer>Imperial>Nord>Altmer>Imperial>Nord>Altmer>Imperial>Nord

Pfft, no. Nord is master race.

Nord>Everything else.

[Drakel]

BrobyDDark said
Pfft, no. Nord is master race.Nord>Everything else.

I invite you to come into Blackmarsh then. I hear it's quite nice every time of year.

[ishtar]

How about the Dovahkiin is a Master Race? xD After all, the Dovahkiin can be from any humanoid race (except Falmer and giant), but they have the same uniqueness that's not in their original race. ^^

Drakel said
I invite you to come into Blackmarsh then. I hear it's quite nice every time of year.

Do they still ingest the tree sap?

[Drakel]

ishtar said
How about the Dova-

Nerevar...

ishtar said
Do they still ingest the tree sap?

Yes... The Hist is the only thing that matters.

[Cpt Toellner]

Hist is love.
Hist is life.

[ishtar]

Blitzkrieg said
Hist is love.Hist is life.

As was written by an Anonymous Argonian Historian?

[Vortex]

ishtar said
How about the Dovahkiin is a Master Race? xD After all, the Dovahkiin can be from any humanoid race (except Falmer and giant), but they have the same uniqueness that's not in their original race. ^^ Do they still ingest the tree sap?

Doavkiin is not a race per se rather the Dova (dragons) are.