[OOC] Monty Python's D&D Innkeep

[Quadrophenia]

I'll get my first post up tomorrow

[phillmyster]

Here's my tryout :D

Name: Sir. Steve Stevenson the third.

Age: 18

Sex: Male

Race: Human

Class(lol): Healer/mime

Bio: Born in a noble house, Steve never liked it there, his parent's never payed him any attention, and the noblemen just criticized him, Steve wanted the simple life, so he decided to leave the house in anyway he could, this is how he became a mime, then later in his career the noblemen from his household finally made him understand, out of mockery, that he had to become a Healer, a Paladin or a Priest to leave the household, being a mime is well, useless in that regard, so he became a Healer, Quite a feat really, since he never broke character, not even once. In his pilgrimage to become a better healer, and the actual reason, to become an even greater mime, he stumbled his way unto the unorthodoxy.

Steve is a kind of stupid character, but kindhearted, noble and true to himself, he loathes those who undermine other people, but he prefers not to fight, he just quietly performs from a distance.

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[Shurikai]

Name: Foxy Liftshitz

Age: 21

Sex: Female

Race: human

Class: Klepto-maid

Bio: (character quirk: steals strange and shiny things)

Picture or description of character: picture in the works.

I am still working on the bio. Clearly. >.>

[zaga2575]

Both approved. .. once you finish up shurikai

[Assallya]

Assallya Kressair
Age: 89
Sex: Female
Race: Elf

Class: Dancer, "Recreational Herbalist", Witch, Con-Artist, prostitute... really, whatever can get her by

Bio: Assallya has worn a number of hats throughout the years. First she was a young girl in Elven lands and then she was kidnapped and raised as a slave to a pasha in the deserts of the south amongst shair, djinni. She tried to maneuver her Master's son against his own father... but that didn't turn out well. She escaped but with a huge bounty on her head.

Later she came back north and adventured a bit but soon discovered she was horrible at it, or maybe she just had the ill luck of joining with doomed adventuring companies. That's when she decided she didn't want to go on adventures. Not that it mattered- the adventures then seemed to search her out.

She has since concentrated on wandering in her vardo wagon like some sort of Arabic Gypsy. She makes charms and potions that purportedly bring good fortune, ward away evil and attract lovers. None of which actually do anything...

Since quitting adventuring she has found herself "Queen of Kobolds". An unpleasant experience, despite their doting upon her every whim, especially considering the annoying little lizards intended to gift her to the local dragon they worshipped at some appointed holiday. She also found herself used as a footstool for two years, magically paralyzed by a pirate king she had seduced. Apparently he didn't like how she had attempted to take his book of spells. How was she to know that it had been spell trapped? Luckily for her some adventurers took care of her captor.

Other: Assallya has a substantial bounty on her head and has incredibly bad luck as indicated by her past. She also has a long lost sister somewhere which she'll probably never find.

[zaga2575]

Accepted!

[Assallya]

I don't have any designs on the fallen huddled form in my post my role playing compatriots. It could be exactly what it appears to be- a corpse. It could be a goblin trap. It could be a shape shifter. It could be another player's character playing possum and merely holding the arrow in place.

[ONL]

I'll post in the IC tonight, prepare yourself for some classic Hafling action :D

[zaga2575]

Name: Caelyn D'antu
Age: 33
Race: Dwarven
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Class: Rogue/???

Appearance:
Weapon(s): Dual Hatchets
Armor: Chain Shirt

Personal Trinkets: Cloak of Stealth, Once a day can move silently for 30 seconds. (stolen from his Pasha at Arvendas)
Short History: Once considered the Pasha Kylar's pet, Caelyn fell from his graces after trying to get his life straight. He was tired of the ruthless killing, and taking everyone's possessions. He didn't mind stealing from people who could afford to do without, but when the Pasha robbed the orphanage from whence Caelyn came, that was the final straw. In a small act of retribution, Caelyn stole the Pasha's favored possession; his cloak. He was pursued ruthlessly, but with the help of the cloak, he has managed to elude the band of rogues/assassins..... so far.
Other:

[Kitalia]

Hey guys sorry ive had some family issues going on. I'll post my IC tomorrow I promise. :3

[Rigi]

I'll resume posting in a bit, just wanted to wait for more people to introduce their characters before regular posting.

[zaga2575]

Going to post responses today or tomorrow

[Dapper Amaroq]

I bring thee news! I finally finished my character! Sorry for taking so long, but if there's still room for a dictator with an army of sheep, I'll be happy to hop on in.

[zaga2575]

Sure man just waiting on people to post :) gonna thin out people and rerecruit if we have to