Screech stabs someone with a switchblade. Are you kidding me?

[HeySeuss]

Dustin Diamond to Stand Trial In Stabbing Case

Okay, I can live with the idea that a former child star gone bad and all that, no problem and it's kind of reassuring in a schadenfreude sort of way.

But a switchblade? What is this, West Side Story? Is Milwaukee stuck in the 1950's? I mean...



That's the part I can't wrap my head around. It's 2015 and there's a dude out there using a switchblade from the Butchie and Spike days.

Edit: Maybe he was stabbing a hipster and wanted to be all post-modern and ironic about it. Kinda like going on a shooting spree with a Mauser and a Luger.

[Gwazi Magnum]

He was defending his fiancee, I'm not sure that counts as 'gone bad'. :/

Especially when stabbing a Hipster, that's doing a favor to the universe. :P

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Implied face palm.