Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
Race: Athena Mk II Combat Robot Race Description: The Athena is a combat robot with high battlefield perception. It has slightly above average speed and fine control agility, making it suited for every parkour. It looks a lot like a human exo skeleton with armor plates. The head is... like the spectres in Titanfall. But their skills at talking and processing info are sketchy at best. They are also self sufficent, recquiring almost no resources. Most of these robots have gone rouge after the -insert catastrophe- and adopted weird behaviours.
Age: Really old
Gender: Male(kinda)
Physical Appearance: Awesome pic to be inserted.
Combat Skills: Expert shooter and martial art. He also learned how to use a sword like a real gentlemen.
Armour: It is the best quality alloys from pre catastrophe period. It is good against all damage, and it cannot break, but after time it lets damage through, and falls apart to save structural integrity. Later it can be assembled again.
Weapon: A walking stick. Yep. It has a gauss rifle inside, and a retractable bayonet. A combat walking stick so to say. Can fire any shell up to 308. caliber.
Passive Skills: -A real gent -150% accurate Sherlock holmes quotes -Good with everything tech -Sophisticated data about all detective books
Special Abilities: Above average speaking skills for Athena robots. As far as gent speak goes.
Background: He was a steward bot with a rich gentleman who liked this robot. He thought it was funny to talk to, and with some thinkering, he made it a decent talking partner. Actually the owner's name was Williams, not the robot's. After the catastrophe the robot and Williams were locked in a sfaehouse below the mansion. The robot learned proper gentleman behaviour and talk, and Williams taught it how to swordfight. After he died the robot took over the name and buried his owner in the garden. It stayed in the mansion, and after reading the impressive detective book collection, he created a weird personality for itself. Something that is a lot like Sherlock Holmes. Now he enjoys being a gent, and occasionally helping out in cases of the settlers. He wanders from town to town, and stays there for a few weeks then moves onwards. People generally like him for his vibrating charisma of a gentleman, and it is an undeniably funny sight to see a robot in a jacket, top hat, and a mustache on his face.
Starting Zone: Sarlow
Competence Check: Seriously? Noob mistake friend. Somehow these attract starters. But for the RP's sake
Williams stumbles into wolf, staggered. He looks the growling beast in the eyes and calmly exclaims "Oh dear sir I mean no harm! Can't we just politely go on our separate ways? Aggression solves nothing." The wolf lools at him and it realises it won't gain anything from this prey. It howls and walks away.
So I posted. I seriously adore this RP. I don't want it to die cause I don't have much time. And cause my PC is unusable. Or cause my phone broke. Or cause any stupid game came out. Hope I fullified your demands with my post, it was rushed, so don't expect much. But get this show on the road!
Levi looked down on his dusty watch once again before letting out a sigh. It seems his bodyguard didn't arrive. It's a shame but he has to go on. His quest is far more important than one man. He looked down at the bodyguard and the waitress, with a sorry face. "Now what are you all waiting for! Hop on up! This ship ain't waiting for no more! Unless you want to end up like Grimshaw, you better hustle your sorry asses on board!" He stepped aside to let the two come aboard and watched them go by to the mess hall. He pulled the lever on the side, and the contraption closed the ramp and released the ship from he docks. The ship slowly started to drift inwards the canyon into the scorching sun. It was a hot day, and he hoped that this could help boil the water faster, and get them started as soon as possible.
He went back to his cabin for another mug of coffe. He was more bitter than evrage, he didn't sleep properly after the excursion to the scrapyard. He hoped that the crew wouldn't notice. Althought the ol chum might do. He has an eye for these things. Whenever he has a problem that old rustbucket knows. He shook at the thought and moved onwards. He checked a clipboard he had on his desk that was full with the daily tasks. - Welcome crew - Introduce Rusttorch - Eat a proper meal finally - Start crew training He tried to take another sip from his coffee but it seemed the the mug emptied quite fast. With a saddened look over the coffe plant on the shelf he made another note - Get more coffee plants With that done, he was about to introduce the crew to the ship, but he heard high pitched noises from above. The engine bay. He shook his head once again. That ol rustbucket got himself in trouble. He threw his jacket on the desk and exited the cockpit. He rushed past the mess hall and quickly explained "I have some matters to attend above. You wait here till I get Imogen! Make yourselves comfortable!" He frowned and continued towards the engine bay with huge steps. He climbed the access ladder and entered the engine bay right behind Imogen. The girl jumped as he appeared, and he rushed past her. He went straight for his companion. He grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him up. With a fierce look he let go of the old man "Rust! This is your new partner in the engine bay. So treat her well. But we have others who also came. You just make sure to smile when I introduce you, and everything will be fine. It won't take long! Just come down as soon as you finished cleaning up the mess here!" He dusted himself and turned to Imogen "Please execuse me and Rust for the mess. This won't happen again. I will tell you all the details, but please come with me now. I want to properly introduce myself and the crew."
He hopped down the ladder and helped the girl. With an increasingly troubled face, they entered the mess hall. The room wasn't big by any means, but it could fit a few person. Directly opposite the door was a large sofa. To the right there was a small kitchen table, and to the left there was some shelves filled with books in all assortments. Most faded, but a few still had vivid colors. He closed the door and cleared his throat. The room fell silent of all noise, only the gentle howl of the wind could be heard. "Lads and gents! I think we haven't properly introduced ourselves to each other. You know that I am Captain Levi, and that is all you need to know about me as your captain. Just make sure you call me Captain unless I tell you that you can call me Levi. Just to make sure, we won't have any problems until you follow 3 simple rules. One: Always be in your crew quarters after 2200 hours. I mean 10 PM. That doesn't apply if you have any task I gave. Rule 2: If you damage anything on the ship for any reason, you will pay the cost. That doesn't apply to certain incidents. Rule 3: Don't go rouge! If you want to mod anything or do anything that isn't your job, ask me, or anyone who is responsible for the thing you want to change. This also applies to the kitchen and meals. This is all, and I am hoping such things as obeying rules and not killing the others are basic. Now it is your turn to introduce. Don't worry I don't bite." He knew this sounded funny. His small appearance made this quote look like a childs joke. Anything for the crew.
Ahoy mateys! And captain. I am here, ready for duty. If I make a faction, does that mean my character is alligned to that faction? Or vica versa if I make a character, does that mean that a specific faction will be under his/her rule? Just asking how it works. Because it looks like some more advanced stuff can be done with it.
Initially, it's up to you, although no one will be forced to group up if they don't want to. I think there's probably a few players who like to live a more solitary character life.
However, if we end up with twelve different robot ninjas wandering around miles apart and doing nothing but NPC interaction, then don't worry, I will quickly go from Game Master to Dungeon Master and give you guys a damn fine excuse to get a little more intimate.
If you're worried about this dying because "nothing happened and there was no story", then you can stop worrying. If this dies it'll be because a rival RP offers more blackjack and hookers than me. [/quote]
Lol. I usually see that an RP dies because people lose interest. And if you want something to boot up, then you usually end up losing your players before the ection even begins. Crap now I sound miserable.
@Frengo You are, to simply put, amazing. You just blew my minf, so I have no other questions. Wait, actually one more. If I make a robot character (cause been craving for such RP for a while now) , what is their reputation. Or are they synths no one knows about?
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>