Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
Seeing how I fucked up by making this post, I might as well make it useful and begin work on a backup character in case something happens to my original duo. Which most certainly will, given enough time.
Name: Robert Williams and 4NNA respectively Species: Human and Iljonor respectively Age: 23 and 5 respectively Gender: Male and Synthetic (refer as she) respectively Height: 6'2" and 6'5" respectively Weight: 82 kilograms and ~470 kilograms respectively Personality:
Robert - Robert is a true human genious. He is an overall positive young lad who prefers nothing more than enjoying the company of some trusted people. He is polite but he is not limited to kind words. He is friendly towards everyone, but it takes a lot of time to truly become his friend. Robert wears his heart inside out, and his feelings often betray his brilliant mind. Maybe this is the only way he can control his cold and analytic thoughts.
4NNA - Born as a one of a kind experiment, 4NNA is different from other Iljonor. Thought she shares the same base principles of his race, she was raised by a different ideology, one where the reliance on companionship is not needed. She is much more capable and likely to do actions on her own than the other Iljonor, who often feel guilty for leaving their companions. And without having to protect a small creature from harm, she isn't as protective as the others. She however debelops much more genuine feels and thoughts as a consequence. She is unreliable compared to other Iljonor, and much more human than them in this sense.
History: When one says Pixique, a lot of people have no clue. Iljonor only rings a few bells, and even the EXOs so commonly seem excite the minority. But the lifestyle of the Pixique may seem heartwarming for an orphant who feels alone and defenseless in the world.
Enter Robert: a young genious born and raised on a space station without parents, who is popular with many, but feels so alone deep at heart. The steadely growing influence of the Pixique and the EXOs plant a new idea in his head. Maybe not all of the Iljonor are for tiny fairies. He quickly began working on an AI, based off of the Iljonor mind, but he added his own spice to it.
Enter 4NNA: The Iljonor with a severe case of identity crisis. Robert initially created her as a computer program to char with. She was always convinced she was human, without the ability to truly know she wasn't, but when Robert finally finished her EXO and she could see for the first time that she was something else, she ran away. Before long she met other Iljonors, from whom she learned her true identity. But with her mind and feelings so real, she wasn't exactly sure what was she exactly.
A good chunk of the duo's time together was spent talking about existential questions, and playing chess and other equally entertaining board games. 4NNA had to come to a conclusion about herself, and Robert needed her to be there for him. Without anywhere to really go for either of them, they stuck together day by day. Eventually a relation developed between then, similar to that of the Pixique and Iljonor, but also more human and genuine. So after a while, they would naturally live together, and would keep each other's company.
@Sophrus I think you need a bigger boat. Or a better strategy. Remember: You have the upper hand. The EOM is dispersed around the planet. You can choose your battleground, and the time of your attack. Plus it's not like I intend to end the RP here by killing you all.
Anyways, you have a large palette of avaible options. Think about what I wrote in this post and the last, and consider you strengths. Maybe using your fleet power isn't the way to go. Maybe if you use it right, it is the best way. Maybe you can try something rather unconventional. Or maybe something more modern and sci-fi like. But hey, who am I to make battle plans for you.
Perhaps you don't need to fight them and you can just let Wildman to die off by himself...
Edit: Meanwhile I've been spending all day thinking about how to make your life easier and put some secret agendas behind named characters to further help your cause, by writing down ideas in my trusty notebook. I think you have more heads than me to think about tactics XD
High Orbit, Rarian Homeworld 23:27 Galactic Central Time, D-Day
The fleet was preparing for the enemy to arrive. Thay have been for quite a while now. There are always things to do, logistical problems to solve. However, it shouldn't take too long before they finish the preparations to face the rest of the Xeno fleets. Unbeknowsnt to them, the forementioned xeno fleet had their eyes on them via a small scout vessel.
The detachements of the 172nd and the 175th fleet constantly stayed in the dark side of the moon and intercepted transmission from up to a few sectors away, whilst looking out for any heat signatures or FTL disturbances. Their primary job was to make sure the rest of the fleet would know if the enemy was coming, whilst they could stay hidden from spying eyes. They used mostly passive sensors to scout the area, as activating any active scanning would illuminate their position like a christmas tree. And even thought this was an effective method to stay hidden, it hindered the gathering of accurate data on faraway objects. That is why the Gargan ship could pass by them unnoticed, simple marked as a rampant asteroid of little concern.
The other fleets orbited the planet on a high altitude, ready to escape the gravity of the planet for space combat, but close enough to the atmosphere where they could retreat into the cover of the ground defenses if they needed to. To those from below, the sky was buzzing with spaceships and fighters, and it was adored with the massive battleships and destroyers. However from outer space, the vision was much different. The planetary haze blocked any observer from truly identifying the fighter crafts, whilst the large ships blocked out corvettes and frigates that were currently docking on their underside. However, the vast number of capitla ships were visible, even if the Praetor's ships were blocked out by other ships. With hundreds of capital ships floating above every major city and staffing the areas of the atmosphere where there weren't any other defences. Some of the Glory class battleships could be roughly seen from orbit, but their presence was generally well hidden. The blockade was undeniable, but it's size was that of an invasion force. It isn't often that more than half of a Sector's fleets mobilize to a single planet, even if it is one of great importance. The sight should forever incite fear in the foes of the enemy.
well, yeah lol. my thought was that they are either in orbit and traveling around the planet. which i would see. or they are stationary (geo-stationary orbit) which means i would still see them as the planet turned. or you can be mean and have them just hide behind the planet which would be weird and not make much sence (and i would call BS)
I will make them rotate so you can see them clearly. But the post will be delayed. I got dragged into a HOI 4 game. :P
@6slyboy6 I didn't run away ya blagard! Me race was sucked through a black hole into a parallel universe where we had ta fight an evil version of ourselves!
@Sophrus Yeah, I just realized that if my ships are in orbit, it must mean they are orbiting the planet as well. Then again, I am not sure if my Sci-fi genes want to go THAT realistic
Ladies, ladies, you're both Pansies hiding behind your metal suit rather than being a real man.
Bro, you dare threaten the EOM, from whom you've run away? I'd watch yer pantsy mouth before speaking up before the almighty Immortal God Emperor Thorisan.
@Thecrash20 Rejoice Exo-Suit elitist, for we are the master race! Dirty Power Armor peasants, you shall tremble before our superior frame rates technology! MWAHAHAHA
@Sophrus Very clever. This is exactly what I like to see.
I did plan for enemy scouts, but I will need to think about this logically and unbiased.
You can expect a response soon, so don't go offline too fast. Give me about an hour and I'll whip us something small that tells you exactly what you can see using passive sensors, which I assume are telescopes seeing how you switched everything else off to remain absolutely hidden.
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>
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