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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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@makrinagon Did you miss the fact that Adria blasted Kaird with her sound magic? Acknowledgement would be nice.
Insanity.
@Absolis Well she kind of is. She's using outdated shit and expendable tards.

Didn't she kind of get humiliated last time she tried to kill it? o;


You say that, buy then, you know what they go through both in life and in death. Plus, it's working. So there's that.

That was when Nova was around. That doesn't really count. Plus, I didn't day kill him. Just stab him. Theres a big difference.
@Absolis That escalated to a dick size competition real quick.


Exactly. You essentially told her she was inferior. Your lucky she didn't outright stab him for that. But she was too lazy. Too much blood to get cleaned up.
This essentially.

Also, the music chosen perfectly encapsulates what it has become. A bastion of adorable insanity, set to an incredibly fast pace of 202 BPM, that is so utterly sweet that you both hate it, and consider it the most perfect thing you have ever seen.

I'm referring to its Cytus chart for most of that. By the way, which is one of the hardest songs in the game currently.
@thewizardguy you gave the Kolons free reign over your palace, and they turned it into a pearl colored, scribble covered, fairytale palace, complete with flowers, gardens, artificial rivers, and other things.

@Flamelord@supertinyking@SgtEasy@Tyki@me

This all happens during the time skip, if there is one. Essentially after everyone leaves. So they will be done before nova wakes up with most everything, have the outside finished by the time the goa'uld arrive, and the grass grown by the time they sit down in the adorable kolonized dining hall they set up.

There's a time table for you, that way you know how long everything will take.

Kolon and the kolons





Kolon needed not one word of confirmation more, Nova gave them permission to refine the walls, and refining was what they were going to do. They immediately set to work, the flying Kolons gathering supplies from crashed ships, dead space marine armor, debris not used in rebuilding the walls, all of it. The larger Kolon set to work on the synthesizing table, creating friend gas outside of the friend grenades for use. The normal Kolons began work on strengthening the walls, and Kolon directed it all, while also getting into the work himself. They worked fast, and with amazing skill. Cannons were built and raised, turrets were built, cannons were placed, traps were set outside the walls.

The Kolons began to strengthen the walls, while also adding their own touch. Along the bottom of the walls would be childish crayon scribbles, and along the top of the walls, they would begin to take on a slight pearlish color. The walls by the end of it would be nigh indestructible, standing several feet high, with towers and turrets, cannons placed every ten feet, and all of it would look amazingly adorable and inviting. The crayon scribbles adding a childish touch. The Kolons would them start work on the gates, raising them at three of the four directions out into the ruined city.

With that done, the Kolons would begin work on an electric system, which would connect to a pump that the larger Kolon would connect to the synthesizing tables tank via a large flexible pipe. It would begin to fill the pump with the liquified friend gas that one would find in their friend grenades. They had already connected pipes to the cannons, so they would find it incredibly easy to attach the pump to the cannons. Now if someone were to fire them, they would splurt out a glob of friend gas, that would chibify anyone caught by it. Outside the walls two of the normal Kolons were setting up 5-use friend mines, which would be disguised as the grates found throughout the city, but when stepped on would send out a puff of friend gas.

Finally, the Kolons would turn to the palace. The inside and outside would be at the Kolons every whim. When Nova would wake up, he would find all but his bed transformed. Somehow, the Kolons had gotten hold of flowers, and had generously placed them throughout the place. The walls would be painted, and certain areas would have scribbles. The Kolons would also add their own room. However, rather then beds and cotta, their would be five beds made with a straw like substance. Something all Kolons love to sleep in. A room would be transformed into a library, filled with books Kolon had written, and some that the flying Kolons had found around the city, which came in varying qualities. Of course, anyone that tried to read the books written by Kolon would find themselves unable to understand it, all but simple words like "the" for instance would be incredibly blurry. Some of the, Nova would be able to understand, though they wouldn't tell him anything new, as the only parts he would understand were the parts talking about the base for the new Kolon device, which used some of the technology he had given them. Beyond that, even he would find the words blurred from his understanding. Of course, another room would be converted into a lab for Kolon. And a room nearby converted into a storehouse. The lab would be filled with odd machines, and one bed of straw. While the store room would be filled to the brim already with a variety of machines and weapons, teleporters, stacks of foods that no one would have ever seen before, and hundreds upon hundreds of little plush toys. All of them would be made by a Kolon machine, and more would appear through a slot in the ceiling. Beyond that, rooms would be converted into things such as barracks, dining halls, kitchens, etc. though they would all have little Kolon quirks attached to them, and all would have the adorable look the Kolons had made for the rest of the palace.

Outside the palace, after the flying Kolons had finished their supply run, they would begin digging holes and trenches. They would take various materials from the larger Kolon, who was hard at work at the synthesizing table. What they took first was seeds, and planted them throughout the courtyard of the palace. Grass seed was all it was, though it was Kolon grass seed, so it would grow rather quickly. Before the goa'uld would arrive. The next thing they did was gather water from the city. Or, what little there was. It would still be enough to fill the two trenches they built flanking a dirt path they had set up towards the entrance of the palace, with a small bridge across one of them that was connected to a smaller dirt path that led to the Kolon hut. Though. The water was a bit murky. They would need to purify it, though they would need to do that after everything else was finished. For now they just had to focus on the gardens.
Also, going to make a Kolon post now, since I finally have all of Kolons renovations no planned.
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