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I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit I did not hit her I did not! Oh, hi Mark!
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Wayne said
I salute this man.


Amen brother!
:D

I'd love to have a guy like this at my campus.
Frizan said
Poor guy. All that work stress really got to him.


::Phone calls harassing Obama::

"Mister Obama, a Tea Party Leader is wanting to speak with you on the phone!!"



"I'm sorry Mister Obama, but your Public Speaking Tutor is demanding to see you right now! He sounds so angry!"
http://imgur.com/ZneaGPe

"Um, so sorry to say this Mister President!' But Sir Ian McKellan's on the other line!"


"Run for a second term they said! It will be nice! They said! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In ... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Kaga said
I'm... not trying to criticize, or claim that you're lying or w/e, I'm just generally curious as to what you're talking about.Did this thing have a title besides "Church"? Like, it almost sounds like a church-managed day-care to me. Was that it? Was this something you went to every day/weekday, or just on Sundays? I mean we've already established that this isn't Mass or school - I'm genuinely confused as to what it is we're talking about and I want to figure it out. :/


Maybe that's it. It was 20 + years ago.
In ... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
In ... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Kaga said
Underlined: I'll say.What the hell sort of program were you even attending? It's not a Mass and you already differentiated whatever this is from Catholic school. What were you even going to church for in which you played Simon Says and ate snacks?


I don't know why there was a nun lady in this "not Church" place. :/
In ... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
You know, when I was a kid, I went to a different church than my sister. How the hell that happened I don't know if I can understand or ever remember.
Apparently I was in a Catholic one and my sister went to?

I don't know, she's much crazier than even I am these days, but she claims it was a Baptist school. 0_0
I remember seeing a Vatican flag in my Church so I suppose it was a Catholic one.
I remember Simon says, Jesus the loves the little Children, hang man, things like that, but . . .

Everything was stupid. It wasn't really Church. I wasn't allowed to learn the Bible. We got to listen to them talk about the Bible as they read it at us, but then after we listened to them talk about the Bible, we did stupid things like eat lunch and talk about retarded things. There was a weird discipline problem, like every where. Catholic School was no different. When they told us we were supposed to do something and we did it, there was no telling what would happen next.

I developed problems following instructions to the exact letter for the rest of my life because no one gave a damn whether I was obedient and did what people said or not, the result of following directions was sometimes the same as disobeying or even being wildly out of control . One time, there was this Nun who looked at the window and told me to come to the window and look outside. . . she pointed and was like "That's where all the bad people go". . . It was a small little shack. Not a shack in appearance, it looked more like a chapel , and was fancy, but it was more like a little structure capable of holding, one, two, or maybe even three rooms.

The atmosphere was horrifying. Like they were trying to stick their spirit cock in my brain suck it out like a mosquito bite.

And I'm often marked as the Fundie on three message boards, including this one.


This man lives on a college campus. He has been allowed to live there because he stopped a criminal from raping a woman fifteen years ago.
In Relaxing music 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow said
Just messing with their senses like that is fine, the whole "brains in vats" deal, but given that you're using it on gods and considering the situation, they'll probably be able to break out if they get sick of your voice.Why don't you just use regular telepathy and skip the video game bit entirely?


Okay. . . :D
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