ActRaiserTheReturned

The Magic Donut Challenge

Kaga said
Ok... I win?Not exactly difficult. Just boring. *yawn*

Welcome to the afterlife?
How many people have you eaten?

The Great Multiversal War (Crossover RP)

Zuo Ci : Britannian Empire
"Most grand Emperor of Britannia. . . I am here today, in my illusory form to beseech you for a cessation of hostilities with any other country." The old man simply stated. "It is most unwise, for you to join forces with machines such as the Decepticons. They are not just untrustworthy, as you most likely know, but, they are likely to imperil anything you would have the idea of ruling. Decepticons might change their mind about enslaving inhabitants of neighboring factions and just consider destroying everything in their way. What would you gain by cooperating with these things that would destroy what you want to rule over?"

The Magic Donut Challenge

You must stare at the Donut for one full minute.
You win if:
1. Your head does not 'splode.
2. You do not develop diabetes.
3. You do not think about anything else but donuts.
4. You are now under my control.
5. Think of nothing else but donuts.
6. You are now under my control.
7. Worship the Donuts.
8. Open a Dunkin' Donuts. . .
9. The Donut is good. The Donut is good.
10. Worship the Donut. The Donut is God.
11. Pray to the Donut.
12. Kill for the Donut. Wipe out the infidels wherever you find them. Make your sacrifice unto me, and from their blood I shall provide raspberry cream.
13. The day will come, when the infidel will flee behind a rock, and the rock will cry out and say, "Oh, Crisplam, there is a Chew behind me, come and kill him."
14. The day will come when the noble Crisplams will kill all the Chews, and eat them! Then I, Yummhommad, will return!

The Purge : Sex Freaks (M/M, F/M, Double up?)

-eh nevermind

Barrack Assassinated by Ronald's Ray-Gun!!!

Juice said
Really? Even with all of FDR's social policies?Nay, what Obama will be known for is being the leader of the administration that has silenced, or attempted to silence, the most whistle blowers.

Touche'
I have been rapier'd, and have lost my sword play virginity

Does anyone else play bravely default?

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
Don't spoil the story for yourself and pick it up.It's not a perfect game, but it's like the new crack of videogames.

I love it so far. the character's are sweet and innocent like the old FF games.

The Great Multiversal War (Crossover RP)

I plan to post again today.

The Great Multiversal War (Crossover RP)

"All you need to do is give a close eye on those of us who are worthy of that trust you seek. An actual envoy from our various peoples are coming here in mere moments, no doubt to plead for our mutual assurance of security. Spies have informed us from the United Earth Government that The Empire of Britannia and the Decepticons are allied with each other to conquer them, and then surely we will be next. With Time Lord technology, you could prevent the subjugation, and/or annihilation of millions of people. You can trust Orochi, but though he is not a moral leader, you may well just decide to grant your secrets to the noble Liu Bei, the wise Ieyasu Tokugawa, and the Mystic Armies. If I may offer a piece of advice, stay away from the Cao family of Wei, the Sima family of Jin, and to a lesser extent, the Sun family, though well intentioned, can sometimes be morally questionable in their actions." Just then, as Zuo Ci finished, ambassadors from every faction in the Walliance appeared.

Joan of Arc, the literal saint from the 15th century was also there, to lend her noble spirit as the face of their cause. Each ambassador was accompanied by notable warriors and magicians so they could transport themselves and their diplomats back to the Alliance territory safely.

The Great Multiversal War (Crossover RP)

"Oh, and Doctor, do be a little less hard on your'self, or himself, as it were. Things are more complicated than it seems. . . You struggled hard to forget him, but he is not the monster you made him out to be. Should you find him, or someone who knows the truth, you should then know why there should be no guilt endured by any of you for the Holocaust of your people. The tides of time and space grow dim, and I am afraid that I may not have learned what I so much long to tell you. My senses have told me that whatever it is you think he has done, you should let it go"

"Now, on to an EVEN more serious matter, The Alliance needs Gallifrey. We need you. Time Lord technology is needed as a hedge of protection from the wars that will surely break out."

Pope Francis May Die Soon??? He's Not Well

Kaga said
Hey Actraiser. I have a question. Are you God?I'm going to assume that the answer is "no". And if you're not God, then you don't decide who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell, so stop acting like you can.Because if I were you, I wouldn't be telling God how to do His job. I don't even care that your posts are a week old. I feel this needed to be said.

I'm going to just echo words of Evie, from V for Vendetta, and say "Are you a crazy person?" To both of you, because that's exactly how you sound right now.