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Everyone saying 'nah he wouldn't know,' dude's gone through everyones shit, probably on everyone's laptops he knows what kind of porn everyone is into and honestly thats all the dirt you need on anybody let's face it lmfao


Kaldur'ahm rushed out of his quarters--clearly frustrated and offended, "Who the hell went through my porn stash?!" But deep down he knew damn well who had done it... he clenched his fists and then shouted loudly as he collapsed to his knees.

"QUERY YOU BASTARD!"
Waiting for Kid Q to do this to Atlas:



"Green Lantern talked about Batman's parents.
Green Lantern was no longer a Green Lantern."

- Imperial Dog, 2015
Kaldur'ahm is the son of Black Manta as stated in his CS, however, the team is probably not aware of that. Of course, T'haam and Kid Q could easily find that out and actually now that I think about it, Kid Q probably does know at this point. lol
Next was Kaldur with his joke. It was an interesting thought so he decided to play along. He may have spent his time working on mysteries and conspiracy, but he also used to play games. "Yes... swooping is bad." The others continued to talk and even Julian shot down the Illuminati angle.


Kaldur followed the others into the living room, "I agree with T'haam!" He spoke jokingly, "How dare they control cute kittens? The next thing you know, they'll be controlling fish!" Kaldur proceeded to plop down on the massive couch, always managing to be shocked at how comfortable it was. It only now occured to Kaldur'ahm that he was laughing, not at the fact that the conversation was funny--but because he was truly happy, something he really hasn't been in a long time. He let out a sigh as his laugh began to die down to a chuckle, and eventually to just a smile. He leaned back into the sofa, becoming increasingly comfortable the further he slouched into it.
Why the hell do I hear Jesse Eisenburg's voice when I read Julian's dialogue? It's strangely... fitting.
@King Kindred

This is Kid Q's chance to say "Yes... swooping is bad."

pls if you are a Dragon Age fan you know you must! xDD lmao


"If by cute you mean evil creature used by the Illuminati, then yes. Down right adorable."

Kaldur'ahm raised an eyebrow as he walked into the kitchen--originally to cure himself of his hunger with a tuna fish sandwich, but now he was also curious about what on earth Query was going on about. "Evil creature used by the Illuminati?" Kaldur asked aloud as he made his way to the fridge with his eyebrow still raised holding back a laugh. He bent down chuckling as he opened the fridge door, to his disappointment there weren't the right ingredients in the refrigerator to create his original reason for coming into the kitchen in the first place. He let out a sigh of sadness before closing the fridge door, and proceeding to lean against one of the various counter-tops in the kitchen and reverting back to his light chuckle. "What's next, will barbarians hired by the Illuminati swoop down upon us in a dark alleyway?" He asking in a joking tone, hoping Query to realize it was a joke and shoot back with a remark.

Kaldur'ahm was in a good mood today, he wasn't sure why but he just... was. So he wanted to express this a little bit by messing with Query a little bit, perhaps even later pulling a little prank on him as well--nothing harmful of course, but just a small fun prank. But he'd only do the prank if he could get the other Titans to go along with it. He began to walk over towards Bit Girl, who he happened to have a small crush on because he found her "ditzy" personality to be adorable--not to mention, she didn't look too bad either. "Perhaps your kitten and I can share some tuna fish one day." He said jokingly with a smile as he offered his hand to help Aria up from the ground and back on her feet.
That moment when my boy Kaldur took a shit on Teen Titans Go! lmaoooo



Now let me think of a way for me to open my post...
Found the perfect picture to use for Kaldur's character sheet (that's right, I was still searching lmao). Anyhow, I'll have a post up sometime today.
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