Smash the bulb between the boxes, plunging the room into darkness.
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- Old Guild Username: Antarctic Termite
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.
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I feel like I'm trying to find meaning by dragging a bull elephant through a snowdrift by its pubic hair without that hair snapping
and then hoping someone can interpret the line of trampled snow in my wake.
And I feel a trifle salty about it, to be honest.
and then hoping someone can interpret the line of trampled snow in my wake.
And I feel a trifle salty about it, to be honest.
It's an ancient form of meme, dug from the crumbling memory of Old Guild. Its origin is lost in time.
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Accidentally opened my phone in church while there was still shitty anime porn in the background
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
From this day forth I shall never fear.
...whoopsidaisies
At least I was in the far back row.
...whoopsidaisies
At least I was in the far back row.
Could be read as
'None of you are worth mentioning, and you all should feel bad.'
'None of you are worth mentioning, and none of you should feel bad.'
clarify pls
'None of you are worth mentioning, and you all should feel bad.'
'None of you are worth mentioning, and none of you should feel bad.'
clarify pls
I had a bunch of these things in my signature or profile back at oldguild once. Good times, good times.
I actually think a wave of new kids would liven things up. Make it happen, guys.
a wave of new kids. Make it happen.
liven things up.
Ok.
Science behind the muscle spasms seems to be that the cuttlefish is recently dead and probably raw. The charge from the salt ions in the soy sauce trigger the signal ions in the nerves of the cuttlefish into action (cephalopods being known for having a very complex system of nerves outside their brain).
How deep is your digestive cavity?
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