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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Deck. Mess.
At the bottom of the valley in which Innocent's cottage had rested lay a stream which went on to adjoin with the river running through his birthplace, and from it he had always washed and drawn water. Its stones were smooth, browned and muddy and many times through the years he had slipped on them. The familiar memory kept him calm as Sidwell stepped slowly over the spray-damp and uneven tangle of grounded vines looking for a tree to clamber up.

He slipped once as the ship rocked, losing control of his weight without actually falling. An overgrown cylindrical object provided a good strut to balance himself on his windmilling arms, though he couldn't tell what it was, or even what it was made of, for what bronze remained exposed was dark, uneven green with age. Sidwell stepped onto the stairs with gratitude that he had not fallen any further.

The mess had a sense of familiarity to it after his waking room, for here again the light was feeble and the growth was comparatively subdued, for the grate was partially blotted with growth and struggled to illuminate the wide-spun corners of the room. Reminded of his childhood, Sidwell could easily tell the function of the chamber, for though the monastery was more organised with its chests and barrels, the layout of the benches was clearly meant for community, for eating. Sidwell peered into the corners, but his eyes took time to adjust to the dim. If Tamtam was here, she had already gone out of his line of sight.

He took a glance back up the stairs, waiting for the children to come down to safety, wondering if he should go back up and see if they were struggling. He decided to give them a few seconds longer while he observed the room. Some voices waited for him as usual as Sidwell unlidded and peered into the closest barrel, inhaling. The scream and sudden, putrid air of burning oils startled him into tossing the wooden lid and clutching himself, staring around desperately. The voices. The voices of the damned were burning and their demons were screaming. Perhaps the room below him was Hell itself. ...Ubi vermis eorum non moritur et ignis non extinguitur. 'Where the worm does not die, and the fire is not quenched'.

-But I am not in Hell. And the barrel most certainly was not either. Wrapping his arms around the barrel, he threw his shoulder into work and tipped it, almost hurled it across the mess deck. It rolled little but spilled its contents far over the wooden floor, soaking and dripping into the cracks to the room below.

Sidwell stared into the floor with wet feet, struggling to understand what he had tried to do. The worm doesn't die, the fire isn't quenched. What could I do? Slowly his brain tugged the first switch to understanding that the places where souls went were finally corporeal, above abstraction. If he could save himself now, it would not be through abstinence. He looked for another barrel.
1. I have a perfectly serviceable pseudo-legal cult membership already.
2. I wasn't even aware that I was meant to be worshipping the antichrist at this stage of my life.

Had I been insane and mildly attracted to having my congealed blood licked off a stone table by a large goat-headed man whose skin absorbs all the light in the room I might've considered coming quietly... But after a botched ambush from masked cultists wielding skull-topped staves, that quickly turned around.

Hello, psycho cannibal drama (two goat kids, one weird turkey chick cooking in a cauldron).
Hello, ex-respectable businesspeople (but they're raving and have huge fleshy deformities???? and i thought they were superstitious madmen???? all those seem like bad traits for a once-functional member of human society?????)
Hello, weird tattoos (the ones on his four arms are cool, but he has ancient Aramaic ones branded into his chest and abs and back???).
Hello, extreme physical/mental abnormalities (Seriously).

Weird all round.
@Mokley I would stick with the current title. 'Candlewick' has a dark-empty-room feel of mystery to it, and that works quite well given that most of the intrigue of the roleplay so far involves interacting with the abandoned ship's interior as opposed to the water around it or wherever it makes land(?)fall.

Also the other characters who may or may not have decided to join Sidwell in the mess don't appear to have posted yet so I'm going to write something just interacting with the environment.
In Corrupt A Wish 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Granted. They're better, but they're mine, and also they're worse.


I wish for the next person who posts in this thread to do a silly dance. Clothes are optional.
In Corrupt A Wish 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Granted. Instead of leaving, your girlfriend marries you and remains unsatisfied. As years pass, you acquire secondhand depression from her sadness but the two of you are forced to live in anger and misery for the rest of your long lives. You die first without ever knowing freedom. In fact, she murders you.

I wish for the this wish to be answered in a series of interpretive images.
Blood Deep in Dread - Lustmord
Relic Castle theme - Pokemon
Time On My Side - Homestuck albums
Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Matrix soundtrack - The Matrix
Carne Vale - Homestuck albums
Zoop - RedM
Hit It - RedM
Numbers - Welcome to Night Vale
Straight Sun - Orbital

Had to take out a section and re-scramble it because 40% of the original list was just Homestuck stuff

I'm not a nerd, honest
...Yes.
In Fandom Wars! 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why isn't this a flame war.

Spam. I am disappoint.


that sounds like it would've been a terrible idea
In Corrupt A Wish 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Granted. It's a very nicely crafted lampshade that makes the room around you look like a dimly lit forest, with shadows of branches thrown off into the distance. You decide to leave it on when you go to sleep. One night you wake up at 3AM and, for a fleeting moment, you see something snarling in the shadows. You wake up and live your life as normal, but never rid yourself of your lingering uncertainty and the fear of being hunted. You die at an old age in a different house on a different bed, but the eyes of your corpse are wide and staring, your mouth open to a scream.

I wish for the lower half of a horse.
In Corrupt A Wish 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Granted. It's a large wind-driven weather balloon that uses an internal computer to take grainy reconnaissance photos. Unless you have some means of recovering the balloon months later when it finally deflates, it's single-use.

I wish for the cold, comforting release of death.
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