Antarctic Termite

The Creative Announcement of Pregnancies by Crafty Housewives Showdown

http://imgur.com/a/bHYN3

Seeing one of these sparked this thread.

It pushed me beyond my limit. I instantly became fed up with "cutesy" pregnancy announcements. I was actually surprised to find more than one.

@Awson

Cold metal safety pins being used to represent people is actually the eeriest thing I've seen all day. Feels like something I'd find open to interpretation in an horror game.

The majority of my texts are automated and from businesses.

@Vilageidiotx My standards of friendship are low, and I am more than willing to accept late-night Facebook discussions about what motivates proctologists.

We came to the conclusion that because of the undesirable nature of constantly fingering people's unwashed anusholes, the type of medical students going into that field are likely either altruistically motivated or think they can make better money by being the only one in that niche.

A theory about the Spam community and its future

What if all the users who come here unironically shitposting become the first generation of a new spam community? Given a few years to tire of dubiously amusing image captions and get a rough sense of who the others are and take a serious interest in their lives.

The Creative Announcement of Pregnancies by Crafty Housewives Showdown

I don't want you to post any. I just wanted to make fun of the concept.

@Awson

I sought out this image just for you.

The majority of my texts are automated and from businesses.

Maybe you should get some real friends, nerd

[Game!] Mines

>Investigate the yellow ore to see if it is gold
>Investigate the grey blocks to see how hard they'll be to dig through
>Investigate the green ore in my inventory to see if it is malachite (copper ore)

A rock with organs

Oh look, a sea cucumber that wandered into land!

Does that make it a cucumber?

@Nilesapa

A tunicate, and therefore more closely related to humans than to other sessile sea animals

@Antarctic Termite

I heard about these a long time ago but you got me curious again so I looked up the wiki. The wiki seems to argue with itself about the blood of those things...

@BlueRose

My thoughts exactly when I read it, though hopefully nobody cleans it up in a hurry. I like it this way.

[Game!] Mines

>mine

THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

I feel like this thread might just be a little trashy.

Crush my dreams!

You receive a pony. You are uneducated in caring for it. The pony spends its life with limited contact in a small enclosure. It becomes psychologically traumatised, unsociable and unpredictable, but ultimately helpless, before dying of malnourishment at a young age. You grow up slowly realising all the things you did wrong, all the things you interpreted as love and contentment that were actually misery, bitterly regretting your childhood and constantly second-guessing yourself over whether what you're doing now is the right thing.

I wish that this wish will not be granted.