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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

To measure gravity, Teknall had constructed a large rectangular slab of solid osmium, weighing half a million tonnes, with a very sensitive gravimeter attached to one face.


Ok but can we talk about how much I love this sentence

"Hey, are you going to use some super advanced technomancy to measure gravity?"
"Nope, I'm gonna Occam's Razor this one."

*breaks off an apartment-sized block of osmium from the Cadbury osmium bar*

"Maybe it's hungry."
At some point I realised it was best to do creation sheets BEFORE I introduce a concept so that I can get the hard work done while the hype is high.

So here, it's my longest one yet. Why do they exist? How do they do the things they do? What the hell am I up at 3:05am for? These are all really excellent questions.



So how is everyone on this fine day?


*INCOHERENT SHRIEKING*
What a ride, lads.

What a fuckin' ride.
wat? By whose hand? In what manner was he dead-ed?

VENGENCE GUNNA BE HIS


Murmur's. He was a Sculptor Djinn.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's all we know about him, though. The real Mistral might've replaced him to clear the name of its... Associations.

More likely they're completely unrelated because nobody will remember or care about the 'predecessor'.
what did you say about my next glorious character and in what context was he mentioned?!


he

he was dead
Hey, that's a new one. Might have to name some random windbag Mistral. I've been running out of cool-sounding air words to use for djinni names.


I mean, I did that once... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But that was a single mention in a list of other names, so there's no actual conflict. I'll just be smug about it.
Love the colour scheme, babe. Ninja'd.

Uh. You're looking real... Purple there.
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