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EldritchOne said
H̴̷̷̸̟̫̞͇̱̗̫̱̣̹̳̝͕͓̅̋̓̒̽̄̀ͭ̃́ͫ̍̓̈͡ͅÊ̢̊͆͒̇̓̆ͤ͌͋̽̚͠͡҉̲͎̰̲̮̖̥̜̺͞ ͕̪͓͕̞̮̺͚̘̳͉̲̆͑ͫͪͮ͂̊̈̒̔ͤͭͥͥ͋̚̕̕͜͢ͅͅA͉̮̟͖̭͆̾̌̃ͥ̏ͬ́̓̀Ŗ̜̩͎̠̺̞̭̼̞͗ͨͤ̐́ͥ̂̋̇̍̾̇͗ͬ̔ͤ̇̋̚̕͡͞I̴ͩͣͨ̐̄̿͛̄̾̌̑ͫ̄͊̋̆̆͟͡҉̩͔̭͎͙̦̫̝̼̲S̶̡͙̫͖͖͔͇̜̙̐̔̎̽͂͡Ě̢̨̥̭̝̤̰̮̣͇̟͚̮͖̳̀͋̆́̓ͧ̉̈̐͛͑ͭ͒̅ͬͪ̚͘͠S̨͚̩̣̹̣͖̼̠͈̤̪͚̜̫̘̟͍̀̓̍͐ͥ̐̃̉͒̚̕ͅ!̘̺̰̪̞̳͔̗͉ͧ̽͋̀͟


Z̸̷̳̺͓̝̈́̄̐͆̎͐͐̊̔ͥ̽̈͐̋͂͘A̷̴ͦ͋̌͋ͩ́͗̌́̇ͣ͂́̚͘҉̝̱̤̙̖͉̖͖͝Ḽ̶̷͔̥̞͔͔̦̺͎͕̲̖͓͛̔͗͌̉ͤͪ͐̚̕͢͡G̶͓̭̟̥̪̙̦̲̦͗̎̓̇͐ͭ͊͒̔̿̑͂ͬͧ͢O̷̸̐̏͛̄̎̈́̈́̋ͮ̎̑̋̾̔̉͑҉҉̠̲̥̘̯̗ͅ

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H̹̺͇̫͍̝̦̰̥͓͆ͪͬ̏ͭ͋ͦ͑ͤͯͬ̋͆̐ͮ̏̈́́͟͢ͅE̸̶̬͔̼̣̞͍͉̬̖̻̼ͬ̄̒ͨ̿ͨ͐͊̌͒ͯͩ̑̇̓̑̓̚͠ ̙͉̻͚̬͓͓̺̖͆̀̿̐̔͋̏̽ͩͮ̓̒̄̇͑̏ͮ̌̀̕͟C̷̜̻̲̜̬͖̲̰̗̮̱̩͎̠̝͌̄͆ͤͯ̂̇ͮͬͮ͒̃O̶̪̳̗̥̹̮̼͙̬͕̙̺͎̼̟͐̃͐̈͆͋ͭ͂͛ͦͩͥ̊͐̐̂ͪͤ͞͡͞ͅM̸̴̷̨̯̥̻̤̜̠̗̙̺̱̥̫͇̊̂̽́̈ͮ͊ͨ̀̃͛͟ͅEͧ͒̓͌̀̿͗̽̉ͩͨ͒ͮ̿̒҉̢̹͔̝̗͕̯̻͚̠̤̘̬͚̥̙̫͠͞͠ͅS̥̣̫̹̲̞̻̦̝̠̦̦̝͓ͮ͒͐ͥ̐̑ͮ̏̈̾̋ͩͭ͑̓͘͟
Nice post, Grimdark.

I'm a bit sketchy on everything, but it appears that shit is happening again.

This is gettin' good.
EldritchOne said
The Bat pony assistant, she has taken a sideline recently, I need to develop her a little more.


Ah.

Tai Falkenburg said
Neat entry, Monochromatic. I loved Summer's and Amiferia's response. :DI'll post once Bright_ops gets his entry in.


Thanks~ Lookin' forward to it!
EldritchOne said
Maybe I'll do a Nocturne post...


Refresh my memory on what a Nocturne is, please?
kapuchu said
Yeah... the restart of this thing is gonna be huge... 2k+ words of material already, and I don't think I'm even halfway there <.<


I look forward to it.
kapuchu said
Eons of practice, in a plane with no alcohol vs someone who has lived his entire life brewing and drinking only the finest and the strongest? :P


Magic.

She found ways to get the booze.

Mysterious ways.
kapuchu said
Like he gives a shit xD He'd drink you under the table any day of the week xP


She's got eons of practice on him.

Though this needs to happen.
kapuchu said
Amaretto will have your hide if he hears you say that, god or not. xD


Tipsy goddess of battle.
Your argument is invalid.
Woot! Posted!

If you can't tell, I wrote this at 5 in the morning, so I'll probably need to go back and fix a few things tomorrow. And if you can't tell, Comet Trail is not well known for his brainpower.

Hopefully I remembered everything that happened correctly.
Summer Winds raised an eyebrow, “It’s just Summer Winds, or Hoplite Winds. And sorry, no cake. It would’ve been eaten by now anyway, with whiskey drizzled over it.” She pulled out another flask, “I’ve got plenty of the latter though, your sister seems to like it… a lot.”

Armifera chose that time to materialize next to the pair and telekinetically pluck the flash from Summer Wind’s grip, draining it in a few gulps. Scrunching her eyes shut for a moment as the burning liquid washed down her throat, Armifera grinned in satisfaction.

“Ahh, you Stormwing pegasi know how to make that shutff niice.” She chortled, “S’s’good as whatever those Nhorse ponies make ifIdosaysomyself!”

Summer Winds cast her eyes up to the heavens in exasperation, whispering to Sweeper, “The things immortal beings get up to.” before turning to Armifera, “Just how much have you drunk today?”

Armifera snickered, “A lot. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots.” She sang, as she levitated another flask out of a pouch of her own, downing it slower and savoring the taste.

“Ye’ wanted to know how Summer here and I met?” She asked Sweeper.

“Well, it was a fateful encounter. There I went! Soaring through the atmosphere! And then I hit the ground. And then Winds and her platoon arrived a short while later to see what the strange falling star was!” She took a breath, taking another swig of whiskey. “Good stuff, did I mention that? Anyway-”

“She dragged me into a crater. And then drank me under the table later. And did it again. And again.” Summer interjected.

“Exactly!” Armifera concurred, “Battle-drinking-buddies! The best kind!” She passed the flask to Summer, who accepted it. Though the look on her face suggested that this time it was a different reason than drinking contests, “Why are you even drinking all the whiskey right now anyway?”

“Seemed like a good idea at the time.”
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Steel Storm watched the scene on the lake unfold with wide eyes, and then with growing concern and horror at the abominations in the lake. She didn’t know much about the Cult of Laughter, but something about them, and the one in the jester hat speaking to the alicorn, unnerved her.

With a start, she saw Comet Trail moving behind his boulder, it almost looked like he was going to… “The idiot!” She hissed to herself, “Don’t do it, don’t do it, don- shit!” She swore, as her boneheaded partner rushed shouting out from behind the boulder at the gaggle of macabre monstrosities. Storm was smart enough not to go after him.

She averted her gaze, not wanting to see what happened next, and to her surprise saw two other ponies near the lake, seemingly ignored by the cultists. I have to get them out of here! She thought, Get them to safety and get reinforcements!

She lunged to the tree next to her, breaking into a swift combination of low flying and launching herself across tree branches. Within a short time she was near the ponies she’d seen, though Storm didn’t take notice of whatever it was they were doing.

Dropping down from the tree with a clank, she urgently called to them, “Hurry! I need to get you out of here! If you can’t tell there’s an alicorn and cultists about to destroy Old Ponyville even more, come on!”
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