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    1. Balance 12 yrs ago

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I don't get it.


I've written two poems for a girl I like. One was explicitly a love poem (I was 12--although it was still rather good) and the other was just a poem for her birthday, because she has a boyfriend now. The latter was the more flattering of the two, although subtly through analogies. I could totally win her away if I write more poems.

(that last sentence is a joke)
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AI is cooler than Genos.

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Dude.
It's smooth.
Girls like overflattery, even when they know it.
I actually deal with real girls every day.


...
I should write more poems.
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They're all that's in my view, and what a wonderful view it is.


what even
who even says this
dying here but not from laughing
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They're nothing compared to the majesty and glory that is yours.


wow
laying it on a bit thick there, lance
A bunch of fifth graders playing in an inappropriate setting and without any clarinets is kinda dreadful.


lel
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Second.


Got it.
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You're all so mean to Lance.


lel
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Not all of them, but Lance would have caused bickering regardless.


Heheh.
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Since Lance joined.


Weren't they all together before they seized power?
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