Balance

Myriad Reality

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If you weren't absolutely incompetent, maybe I would have forgiven you by now!

@Host

Just how am I incompetent? I've saved some of you guys my fair share already, and I would dispute the allegation that right now is me being an idiot.

Myriad Reality

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No. You've got to keep in mind, though, that my participation rate was higher when we transitioned over to the Guild than it was on iFunny. I missed a heckofalot back then.

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I'd be mature, if it wasn't for that stupid thing called an active imagination.

@Multifarious

I just flip a switch between what I give most priority: being super serious or having an active imagination. Except instead of a switch, it's more like a dial. A really bendy dial.

Myriad Reality

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Ok.
I just don't want to depend on my past.

@Darlit Glitch

Heheh. Ruby and I have had more than enough experience with that.

Myriad Reality

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Oxford's definition of mole is "Ugly; unappealing to the eyes." Furthermore, Webster defines it as simply "Unattractive" and on a slightly related note, Oxford's second definition described it as "Stinky; an object that smells like an athlete's shoe with poop in it that's been sitting in the dumpster for 38 days."

@Multifarious

I certainly can't argue with dictionaries. *shrugs* Sorry, moles. It's not like anybody really cared anyway.

Myriad Reality

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He's not thinking.

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Or maybe you're trying to make me say something I never meant.

@Host

I'm thinking, and I'm not trying to make you say something you never meant. I'm just trying to figure out what in Existence you were trying to say in the first place, and you're not helping very much. Seriously. I anger you one time, I don't even remember how, and you hold a grudge for the rest of time?

Myriad Reality

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I remember the whole thing. That was extremely weird.

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Who says a universe ruler can't be strong?

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There are masks and nonmasks.

@Host

Yeah, I just noticed my lapse in logic there.

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theyre old, ancient runes from a long since dead civilization. you think they knew this?

@souleaterfan320

oh
right

Myriad Reality

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It's gross.

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*Quickly*
Maybe you're just not thinking. Ever think of that?

@Host

Or, you know, maybe your statement can apply to a lot of different ones and I'm trying to figure out which thing it's applying to, in which case I'm thinking quite a bit.

Myriad Reality

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Just not mayo. When mayo enters the equation, Sjin gets subtracted from the equation.

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Then someone tell those people that they're ugly, dangit! Enough woth the political correctness!

@Multifarious

You know, I'm sure there are some moles out there with a great image.

Myriad Reality

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Nire: starting with the most important, i found some ancient runes dating back to the time of the Leviathans in the 23rd universe within the catacombs of mordric's lair. it turns out that a being called The Forsaken One, or rather, the poor woman's body that it had taken over, belongs to the one and only Abyssal One. it was a being much stronger than any god, and at full power, possibly stronger than more than half of the tier fives combined. she was a benevolent ruler of this universe, and, due from some unforeseen force, something called Sa'lakh-Ul, her abilities were sealed away. she fell into a despair, and soon enough, when an entity of evil, known as the forsaken one that i had mentioned prior had appeared, it struck a deal with her, corrupting her, making her one with said entity. in earlier recordings, i found Mordic's nickname to be 'The Forsaken One', due to the similarities. however, there may be a way to actually prove this to be true. i just don't understand where this Sa'lakh-Ul being comes into play, and, due to some recordings i had found of Mordric chanting in some weird language whilst in his seclusion room that i was able to decipher, why it is crucial to him...

@souleaterfan320

Ruler of the universe? If so, they're not all that strong. Ruler of Existence? We've only had the Tier System, Nobility System, Anarchy System, and Automatic System.

Myriad Reality

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*Groans*

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I can't stand the stuff.

@Host

You're being really vague here, seriously.

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Could you teach me a few tricks?
My will was stronger in my past, but i can't rely on it too much.

@Darlit Glitch

I'd suggest going to Painting Dye for that. She's one of, if not definitely the best at mental protection.