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What would happen if a kirby eats a kirby?
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"Here Chris, you forgot the milk"


Chris looked up "Thanks Yeh? Otherwise i'd be making egg-bread." He looked round and caught a glance between Sunny and Shiro. "Here, you dudes, sit down and talk i'll make the food." He added two cups of milk and eyeballed a splash more to the beaten eggs. He sprinkled a little salt into the egg-weash. Then opened the fridge, there were two loves of bread, white bread and brown bread. His hand reached out to grasp the brown bread, then it stopped and he thought better of it. Taking out the white bread he placed 12 slices on a plate. He warmed the pan with some butter, because butter. Then began dipping the bread into the egg-wash and pressed it under with a fork. Slowly he began the laborious task of frying one slice then another, both sides and piling them up on a plate. The smell began to permeate the room. His first attempt was a little overcooked, but it improved after consecutive attempts until all the bread was toasted a golden colour He then grabbed two plates and placed them in front of the two sitting down. Then Dominique walked in and sat down and he passed a plate to her silently. He grabbed a fistfull of forks and lay them in a bunch on the table. He then lay down the masterpiece, the leaning tower of gold. He took a fork and speared the top one and put it on a plate for himself. Then he went for the ketchup.

Leaving the room with a fork he said "Tell the others they can have some." He walked back into the other room and cut the bread into four large squares, which he attempted to push onto a fork and dip into ketchup before shovelling them whole into his mouth. He sat down.
@Agent 47

"Excellent!" Chris slapped his thighs and rose. "You do know how to make French toast right? I'll find the eggs." he entered the kitchen and stared "Where do they even get eggs on this island?" He chuckled "This is rather like that spy game from the USSR... wheres an egg? " He moved over to one of the fridges, opened it and there sat a dozen chicken eggs. "Ding!" They suspiciously lacked the UK date stamp which he observed silently. After testing them in a bowl of water he started cracking them into a glass bowl. "Twelve people? Twelve eggs?" His brow furrowed. He looked up at Shiro. They shared a silence.
Also I am interested in having my character involved in the following activities (Please note I am posting this here in part to see if this would be allowed by the GM so nothing is set in stone.)

  • Sailing
  • Marksmanship Team
  • Morning Running


I'd be up for a morning run.

I also want to do parkour until ive explored all over the castle, anyone up for that?
I see no image. I see only a font meme.

Maybe it expired?

I need a picture for Randall. I cant imagine him without a picture!
Chris chuckled and looked round to a mixture of disapproval and suppressed smiles. Which only made him smile more.
Especially Garrett's disapproval. "So", he thought. "You're a chivalrous type eh? Thats nice, i was afraid it was a room of nothing more than mummas boys & girls, hothoused from birth to do nothing but kill things in a competition for biggest bastard of the year."

Then he saw the fight flair up between the redhead and the South African?? He knew how quick things could get serious. "Steady on!!! "Hes only small!" he said jokingly.

Then another one of the girls intervened. "That was well timed" he thought. What could he have done if she'd just cut him down?
He turned and looked out of the window upon a crisp summers day he gazed upon a passing butterfly, how he longed to be free and fly above the dew on a day such as this, ah to be free he thought, of all trifles and innuendo of modern living, the glass skyscraper, towering above, the tv sitting fat and content on electricity as it attracts the dust, its only partner, in crime? Almost. For to whipe away the dust is to cake your fingers in your own flesh and rinse it off under the tap at displeasure of it, is it not self hate and self distruction, and is there a finer thing to be destroyed by than your own hand? Your will expressed eternally as you clean the televesiual appliance?

He then turned to the lady and said "YES, more bacon please".

Post quality > Quantity.
I agree. Sorry i forgot.
Im waiting for someone to hit the ball back to Chris's court. Preferably with a bit of spin.
"Phwoah girls these days, you just fly in and she wants to see your wand!" He chuckles and looks at everyone individually to see if their laughing too, including Garrett.
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