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8 mos ago
Current Freddy Kruegar just systemtically taking out sleeper pod colonists mid travel while the skeleton crew have to figure out what is going on and avoid getting iced themselves would be cool.
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8 mos ago
I got a controversial opinion.5 bucks for an download!? You don't get no dvd extras or nothing. We pay for the sin of sacreficing eden - block buster- for the apple - lie of cheap digital goods -
9 mos ago
All who defile and aim to defile the kentucky state fair statue of Paul Bunyun are my spirital, political and physical enemies.
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9 mos ago
Same. I try to RP but I got so worn out and tired with for ages. I was trying to get back into it with this account/ site. RP can be oddly pressuring and hard to get back into once it hits.
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9 mos ago
A man is walking down an alleyway and a strange emerges, pointing a knife "your money or your life" the man replies "I'm married. What money? What life?" He is found stabbed 40 times that afternoon.
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I am the Beaten Clown.

I ain't role played in a hundred and fifty bajillion years since the last cosmo was wiped out and everyone forgot. SO since everyone is on a new cycle now, I figured that I might as well try giving this RP and writing thing a go again. If you remember me from the last incarnation, don't say. We both know why.

Anyway. I'm just roaming around right now looking to find things I am willing to give a go again. If you wanna talk, I'm always open but I may not be always in the mood to talk. Shits been hard on my end - I don't need to talk about it, Thanks. I got people to talk about that - but as a result, I may just seem silent or low energy at times. Don't mean I ian't down to hang though, just means you gotta deal with me recharging and not giving our conversations the full battery sometimes.

The kind of RP I'm into is varied. I tend to enjoy almost always playing OC's and I find that wizards, both good and evil are as a rule just easy ways to make an RP happen. It's generic but you thorw in a wizard just plotting in the woods and you'll be surprised how far a RP can go. I also enjoy being monsters or very weird things as a rule. Examples of RP I've done outside of forums in wow are:

A honest salesman who sells cursed items.

A grandpa who regales how elemental destroyed his farm, but everytime he retells it he comes up with a new elemental type. He also gave out sweets, but would forgot every 20 seconds so the entire conversations he would just be giving people sweets.

A orc warrior who only carried a shield and told poetry to his enemies.

Played a little Space Station 13:

Obligatory story. I was a new virologist and I didn't know what I was doing. My friend came into the game too and joined as my test subject by pretending to be a mentally stunted dutch man - I think. He had a accent - who agreed to be my test subject. I injected my subject with a virus and tested him to make sure that he was infected. BIngo. The scanner detects STAGES of the virus, up to stage 5. I was convinced I could find the cure and study this role further with him now infected but he was actually progressing faster than I realized and I was immensely underlained - as in not at all-

Ontop of this, the station was slowly losing power. Something we did not realize, despite the off lights, as we assumed the low energy mode to be stabilizing the area. Once I realized the virologists station had lost power, there was no way I could continue searching for a cure. Cue me starting to talk to about the beliefs of the life after to my sick friend. As I assure him that a better place is waiting for us, I discreetly picked up a fire extinguisher and beat my sick friend to death, knowing I spared him from a horrible fate.

It was just me now. Sitting in the growing darkness, the last low light dimly glowing around me in the now sealed bunker of the viral lab. As I contemplate my own spiritual fate on the office chair, I turned to look at the vils beside me. There I see it. The empty viral specimen I injected him with...reads "flu" and then the lights went out.
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