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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Hello people! I'll be joining with an old character from a Naruto RP in the past which I started to join, throwing my character sheet but got stuck on the JUTSU list and didn't finish it.

I mean seriously, for the JUTSU I started reading chemistry and different combinations and the oil with the highest boiling point and how was it made so I could utilize it in JUTSU. Then I started researching on how to create plasma currents in a way that could be implemented in the Rp, created by a JUTSU. Literally days of chemistry, hadnt even studied chemistry this hard in school!
It got boring quickly and I quit altogether. But THIS TIME, ITLL BE SIMPLE!
In -Dead- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Hillan What are you doing m8? You shouldn't post in a Rp you aren't even a part of. That's outright rude and disrespecting.

So as to not come out as a hypocrite, I came here to announce that I don't currently plan on joining this RP, even if spots for more open.

Have a happy day all!
@Lucius Cypher Imagine writing preplanned actions only to have the other side deny them all the time.

*Atisha raised her finger to where her mouth would be. ”Shh… Don’t be scared. Please, keep this a secret…” *

So if Blanc suddenly decided to leave the tavern, not following Atisha, she would be left talking to an invisible person making all see her drunk as F.

Finally learning how to traverse between planes, It set to go on a random plane, lucky it would be Earth's. Finding Itself in the human world, it began to explore, kill, manipulate, curiosity leading It's decisions. After a while It had already learned all the human languages and their cultures. Social interaction was still an unknown for It but it adapted quickly. It even projected a human body with It's shadow powers. Though it was all dark and shadowy, it worked if others saw it from a distance. It was easier for It to manipulate a human body using shadows. Taking a ride along side a factory worker's shadow, It left to start the day. Almost like "Bring Your Shadow to Work" day.

Upon arriving, It was met with another strange creature indeed. The engineer was obliging the hellish creature's request by telling information and The Shadow lay hidden, quietly listening. As the engineer made to crawl away, leaving, The Shadow quickly intervened. It had to know more about this strange alien. It made the engineer get up and turn back from the direction he came. Standing before the hellish creature, It tilted the body's head as if to show curiosity. The engineer was almost having a heart attack but unable to do anything as the body wasn't his anymore.


Zark'Xor Vul


A Shadow Agent from The Plane of Shadows. There is no leader or rules, beings from the Shadow Plane have to follow. Once they find a way to traverse to other planes, they are free to do as they please. Their powers though, come from the Shadow Plane.


Shadow Step - Teleports anywhere It wishes by traversing between the Shadow Plane where time doesn't exist and the current plane where It is. Things look almost the same between it's current location and the Shadow Plane, except for the buildings and landscapes being more ominous, dark, and unsettling with shadow characteristics.

Shadow Merge - Merges with a shadow, effectively going off the radar. Can also move from shadow to shadow.

Shadow Manipulator - By bending and deforming/reforming a shadow, it also affects the object.

Shadow Spectre - Has no mass or solid form. Meaning It can shift and all material objects don't affect It, but It can affect it.

Shadow Weapons - Weapons that deal damage and have special effects.

Shadow Over All - Can dissipate strong sources of Light and Darkness.
Here I am alas! I'll be the cybernetic ninja with cloaking ability, swords, throwing projectiles, and some guns.

So, Q&A time: Which is faster and which does more damage, energy guns or projectile ones? Can I have cybernetic laser eyes while also having scanning function. Since I'm mostly robotic, I have super strength, speed, reflexes and reaction time no? Can I have an emergency built in breathing system? Let's say that I can make it 12 hours in space? Built in blades and weapons inside my body? Good at everything that only needs a manual for doing. Learns very quick. Very good at driving. Aimbot accuracy in shooting and...I'll think other stuff.

For now I'm interested!👍
"Around 0 BBY, Dannik Jerriko, a male Anzat bounty hunter known as the Eater of Luck, came to prominence.

While searching for the "soup" of thieves on Tatooine, he encountered Obi-Wan Kenobi, whose life force he craved. However, he was unable to gain this and instead targeted the much more valuable Han Solo, in lieu of Jabba Desilijic Tiure's bounty on him. He was again unable to feed on his prey

After that assignment, Jerriko returned to Tatooine to spy on Jabba. Still desirous of Solo's soup, the Anzati became excited upon the arrival of a carbonite slab containing Solo. However, Jerriko was deprived of his chance to drink Solo's soup when his Alliance to Restore the Republic comrades saved him. Frustrated at the loss of this opportunity, Jerriko accepted the option of feeding on Jabba, only to be foiled by the Hutt's death at the Great Pit of Carkoon. Mad with vampiric hunger and rage, Jerriko killed a number of unfortunate survivors at Jabba's Palace and then fled Tatooine to continue his endless search for beings on which to feed, with a large bounty on his own head by this time due to his actions."


So much for being called The Eater of Luck, he is choking on the bad luck LOL
Just think rationally for a moment. Why the fuck would dragons kidnap princesses? I mean, they may have the title but rare are those who also have the looks/smarts/power and health.
I think we should call it USB 2.0
After we upgrade it it will be USB 2.5
And towards the end of the Rp it will change again to USB 3.0
Ingenious Naming Skillz!
@FamishedPants Please, get on my level. I introduced a whole new level of romance. Romancing a virgin whore inside a no-sex brothel and...(wait for it)..HAVING SEX in the no-sex brothel.
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