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STATUS: If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom 6 yrs ago
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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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In Space Pirates!!! The Remake!!!! (The actual title will likely be different.) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
@The Jest Just as you mentioned space pirates I thought of John Silver from treasure planet. My character is heavily inspired from him although his bio and personality are original and believe it or not I always write a new bio for every new character I make.
I used the weapons that he also used in the animated movie since it wouldn't feel right to play any other ones, it would lose the feel.

Edit: I vote for Pirates! Stay true to the title of the RP!!!
In Space Pirates!!! The Remake!!!! (The actual title will likely be different.) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
Appearance:
Name: Chef Gold or just Gold
Race: Ursid - They are depicted as brute warriors with a big physique said to resemble that of a bear but they are also a cunning people. Brute force is meant more to gain respect and the obedience of others as it is rarely used to achieve one's goals except when you are in war of course.
Age: 47
Gender: Male
Job: Chef
Weapons:
    Cyborg Eye - Gold's eye gives him several optic visionary functions he can use simultaneously, such as Zoom-in, Thermal vision, Night vision, X-Ray, and more. Besides the optic visionary functions he can channel a beam of laser from his eye for a short duration.
    Cybernetic Arm - Gold's cyborg arm serves a variety of functions, containing a surprising amount of tools as well as weapons, such as a clamp, a sword, a plasma flintlock pistol, a torch/flamethrower, a plethora of sharp implements and tools, like scissors, a cleaver, cooking wares, etc., pincer-esque appendages, and more.
    Cybernetic Peg Leg - Silver's cyborg leg works via hydraulic pump, so damage to it inhibits him, leaving him to limp until it can be repaired. It also carries a detachable grenade launcher Silver can attach to his cyborg arm.

Abilities:
    Cooking - Gold is a master chef and maximizes his cooking skills with his cybernetic tools, enabling him to cook his dishes at a surprising rate of speed.
    Fighting - Be it hand to hand, with a sword/knife/gun he is a master in the field coming from a long life filled with battles.
    Torture - Even if it remains only as a grim reminder of his past self, it is still a part of him and he still has the necessary skills to make anyone yield under his "ministrations".

Personality: He is a lot more friendly now after joining the culinary arts. A lot more friendly and cunning. He is convinced that the his fighting days are behind him so he focuses more on being cunning and using ways that don't involve violence, as far as it's possible.
Bio: A huge civil war tore his planet apart and with it came the near extinction of his kind when a machine that targeted the planet's core with powerful seismic pulses was created and eventually destroyed the planet. A few other survived. During the war, Cpt. Gold as his troopers called him because of his golden eye, was made infamous for the usage of his torture methods on the radicals during the Ursid Civil War. In the end thought he wasn't able to save anything, the war was lost as the radicals managed to "change" something. Before there was a planet and now...just rubble.

Since then he has been traveling aimlessly until he got into a planet ruled by corruption. There he earned a name in the underground fighting arenas, Golden Eyed Devil. A name and money at that since he never lost a single battle. That changed when he was beaten by an alien creature which had weapons on its person. The rules of the arena allowed no weapons or armor, only hand to hand combat. The alien creature claimed that the blades were part of his body, same as hands and limbs on others. The Golden Eyed Devil wasn't going to back from this either way. During the fight the creature managed to cut his left leg and drop him to the ground. Turning back in hoped to hear the cheers of the crowd it was only greeted by booos but then the cheering went through the roof when The Infamous Devil got up on his one feet and got into fight position, rage adorned his face. Angry for not getting the crowd on it's side, the alien creature charged for the Ursid with an extended scythe. With his right hand he held the creatures wrist so it couldn't use it's blade while with the left hand he used it as a shield to greet the slices of the creature and protect his head. Finally he took the opening and lunged in with his mouth to tear the creatures head clean off. The crows was mad with excitement and adrenaline and the last things he heard before he blacked out was the chanting of his stage name in the planet's home language.

Waking up he was greeted by robotic doctors. They had patched his lost limbs and asked him if he wanted a cybernetic replacement for those.
"Only the best this shithole has to offer."

After that he left the fighting business in a sort of epiphany coming from his near death experience. Later he learned that he had a thing for the culinary arts, it relaxed him and made him feel appreciated when others liked his food. But to say the truth, deep down he misses the days of fighting. They're not past yet.


Him while cooking.
In "You Are Your Avatar" → 9 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
In GAME: Crush A Wish → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@ArenaSnow Granted but you are brought along to fulfill their fetishes which consist of you being on the receiving end of a huge replica of the Cerberus donger which is made of molten lava.

I wish that I was the ruler of hell.
In GAME: Crush A Wish → 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Wish granted but I take the second definition of impossible from the dictionary which is "very difficult to deal with."

I wish the cockroach turned into a young beautiful female human shaped fallen angel where she unconditionally loves me along with the other angel and so we do a threesome while you are forced to watch while getting pounded to the ground by Cerberus.@ArenaSnow

In Konosuba: This Wonderful World's Alternative Paradigm → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Spriggs27
@Lucius Cypher
Appearance:
-> His expression whenever some random guy tells him about the awesome power of his product.

Name: Gonu Tsuki (I'd like to thank the GM for inspiring me for this name)

Age: 18

Class: Knight-Mage who sings(bard?)

Race: Human..but since coming to this words he has tried many things which have planted their marks on his DNA. Well for the time being, their effects will wear off...right?
He tried a fruit which gave him cat ears.
He drank the juice of a single yellow cactus in the middle of a deserted and dead area, part of a lush forest. It gave him a snake tail.
He cut and ate some blue hair hanging from a hanging tree on the bank of a river. It was the middle of the night when he stumbled upon it...and the hair were glowing a neon blue. After eating it his hair started glowing in the dark a neon blue.

Reputation: One day he was greeted by an old gypsy on the front of his house which offered him a cherry. "Eat this"- she said and you will be transported to a fantastical world. While taking the cherry from her hand, she had a bag full of them, he answered:"Not buying any of your crap old hag. Now get lost."- while eating the cherry. Just as he was about the close the door everything blacked out and he awoke on a dark place in front of a goddess. She was called Eris and their conversation went something like this.
Eris:"Oh you poor soul. A foul creature tricked you so now you are here. But I won't let your bright flame extinguish like that. You have still lots to experience"- she went on while hugging him. At this point all he could focus on was her boobs ignoring all her words.
Eris:"Wish for any one thing and I shall granted it."- Still not listening to her words he murmured."That gypsy was right, I feel so lucky."
Eris:"Luck you say? If that is what you wish, then luck you shall have. Now go, start a new life and live it to the fullest."- and saying that he was thrown through a hole to end up in the middle of a village. All he could see were her boobs getting farther and farther away, smaller and smaller.
Gonu:"KAMI-SAMA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"- and that "no" lasted for the better part of 5 minutes while he was laying on the ground with his hands extended towards the sky.

Since then he has trusted every gypsy/street seller that he has come across. Still ignorant of the fact that he actually died in the start.

Personality: Since when he was young, Gonu has been a rational and cynical person. He questioned everything and didn't trust anyone. That made him very arrogant and was considered a douche by all who met him. That was, until he met that gypsy. So suddenly he finds himself transported to a fantastical world but not before being hugged by a goddess. That completely through his style of living and beliefs to the ground. He was completely destroyed by the events that happened and you could also say, somewhat broken. Something snapped in his mentality. Now nothing seemed really real to him, everything could happen and he started believing everything and treating everything as "unreal" in a way. I mean, what could beat being reborn in a new fantastical world and literally being hugged by a booby goddess? Nothing is unbelievable compared to that.

He is also a sucker for oppai.

Skills: Scout or more like bait. See a dark place that might as well be a cliff falling down to the center of the earth? Maybe you venture in an ancient maze filled with traps, he will run straight threw the middle either way.

Belongings: 7 necklaces / 4 rings / A staff of "Eternal demonic fire"
Rings
    The pelvis bone of the fairy - Grants the user understanding of every language. Looks like a chicken bone, leftover from supper.
    Ring of the Great Hero Razmodaus - Gives the user bravery. He already has an extreme case of it, called stupidity.
    Ring of the earth dragons - The user can communicate with Mother Earth. He is totally not talking to himself while gently rubbing his hand on the floor.
    Ring of Rejuvenation - Grants increased healing and rejuvenation to the user when they are resting. If he wasn't sleeping like a pig before, he sure as hell is sleeping like one now.

His staff - Grants him a one time use super powerful max effect level explosion spell said to rival big bang. "If he isn't careful on how/when he uses it, he could bring about the end of the world. Better yet, it is best not to use it at all"- or so the gypsy who sold him the twig with a red stone glued at the end told him. That's what every street seller told him when they sold him the rings and necklaces.

Edit:
How he sees life everytime he finds a street seller with a fantastical item.

Nuts crossed hoping for the best!
In Konosuba: This Wonderful World's Alternative Paradigm → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Lucius Cypher I'm sorry my dear friend but you just got sloppy seconds. GMs are...humans too after all.
And here I am getting sloppy thirds.
In Konosuba: This Wonderful World's Alternative Paradigm → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
@Spriggs27 My character approved or.... what changes do you want to be made?
In Naruto: Yoshin (AU) → 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Innue Hey, so I was thinking of making my character able to transform into a medal rod. So basically he flies up high into the sky, transform and drops towards the target area a.k.a kinetic bombardment. And maybe, during the falling, he can exert more chakra to cut through the air, effectively reducing all the resistance a.k.a more speed more destructive power.



I would need to add a lot of weight to my character for that. But you get the gist of it, just like in the video but enough to level a whole village if not some more.
In Deadland Wasteland: //START Recruitment.exe [OPEN - APPLY] → 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@JackHasAShotgun It doesn't say "Edited"... something smells fishy here...
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