"strange looking Blue Turtle"
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STATUS: If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom 4 yrs ago- Last Seen: 27 days ago
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If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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4 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
4 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
5 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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5 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.
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What? He couldn't even budge the sword from the orc's grip! What foul magic was this?!?!? It almost seemed like a gorrible twisted god was toying with him right now, giving him shit rolls!
None the less, his attack plan had failed before even jumping the first step...which wasn't even part of the plan since he though it was definite that he would achieve it. The sword struggled against the orc's hand but it never got free from its grasp. So he was stuck there listening to the orc. This orc was special, his twisted mentality of not wanting violence and fights combined with his Hulk strength, he was a dangerous individual indeed. Or it could be that he was so drunk that he couldn't even hold his sword in his hands, let alone fight.
After the orc finished his speech, Numenor started responding:"I don't know what your purpose is here, or even if you are with that dragon but if what you say is true then you should join me to stop it. Do you hear all the screams of terror outside? All the chaos unfolding around you? It is not just a "little fit" IT IS A CALAMITY! Now let go of my sword before I cut your hand in half!"
His week pull of the sword earlier couldn't even count as a try! It could also be taken as him being patient and listening to the orc, not wanting to harm him. But now, if the orc didn't let go, he would give it another try and hopefully this time, no shitty dice rolls would stand in his path!
None the less, his attack plan had failed before even jumping the first step...which wasn't even part of the plan since he though it was definite that he would achieve it. The sword struggled against the orc's hand but it never got free from its grasp. So he was stuck there listening to the orc. This orc was special, his twisted mentality of not wanting violence and fights combined with his Hulk strength, he was a dangerous individual indeed. Or it could be that he was so drunk that he couldn't even hold his sword in his hands, let alone fight.
After the orc finished his speech, Numenor started responding:"I don't know what your purpose is here, or even if you are with that dragon but if what you say is true then you should join me to stop it. Do you hear all the screams of terror outside? All the chaos unfolding around you? It is not just a "little fit" IT IS A CALAMITY! Now let go of my sword before I cut your hand in half!"
His week pull of the sword earlier couldn't even count as a try! It could also be taken as him being patient and listening to the orc, not wanting to harm him. But now, if the orc didn't let go, he would give it another try and hopefully this time, no shitty dice rolls would stand in his path!
Hmpf! You didn't specify which one was for which when you began to roll but I'll let it slide this time. Next time call it beforehand...
He was about to strike the orc when he caught his sword.
And just as he was about to pull it back, the orc started crying. What in the hell? He had never seen an orc cry like this before, outside of a battlefield that is. What was he even crying about? This abnormal action performed by the orc made Numenor pause for a moment and he heard the first few sentences of the orc's speech. He saw the orc's blood snake its way from the point where he was holding the sword to the guard, leaving a dark trail until it pooled at the tip before dripping to the floor. This was completely surreal. He knew that people had gone mad with the fall of the gods but he had been too drunk to give a damn. But now, when a dragon was rampaging outside, screams of people filling the air, with this orc possibly being in league with the dragon...
His eyes went dark as he withdrew the sword from the Orc's grip in an upward slash, aiming to cut any fingers along the way. Then if he succeeded, taking advantage of moving the orcs arm out of the way, he would performing a thrusting strike below the orc's armpit where the armor didn't reach.
He cut the monster's speech in half, hopefully along with his hand.
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And just as he was about to pull it back, the orc started crying. What in the hell? He had never seen an orc cry like this before, outside of a battlefield that is. What was he even crying about? This abnormal action performed by the orc made Numenor pause for a moment and he heard the first few sentences of the orc's speech. He saw the orc's blood snake its way from the point where he was holding the sword to the guard, leaving a dark trail until it pooled at the tip before dripping to the floor. This was completely surreal. He knew that people had gone mad with the fall of the gods but he had been too drunk to give a damn. But now, when a dragon was rampaging outside, screams of people filling the air, with this orc possibly being in league with the dragon...
His eyes went dark as he withdrew the sword from the Orc's grip in an upward slash, aiming to cut any fingers along the way. Then if he succeeded, taking advantage of moving the orcs arm out of the way, he would performing a thrusting strike below the orc's armpit where the armor didn't reach.
He cut the monster's speech in half, hopefully along with his hand.
"...I have encountered Jack rabbits that struck more fear into me then this display of yours...Yet you shame yourself and your race..."
Jesus, I can only imagine one course of action for the dragon to take, if we are following the pride stereotype, tear that men to shreds!
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or at least transform back to humanoid and then tear him to shreds, right now he just looks like a big target
Jesus, I can only imagine one course of action for the dragon to take, if we are following the pride stereotype, tear that men to shreds!
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or at least transform back to humanoid and then tear him to shreds, right now he just looks like a big target
I mean, if owo is the sound she makes then what of it? Just part of her speech pattern.
I mean...people have had that expression even before it became a meme. They just sorta learned to write it in letters now.
Wait, shouldn't there be some dice rolls or stat checks for that? To grab the sword out of his hand?
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