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1 yr ago
Current You ever want to take your brain from your skull and just shake that little fucker?
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3 yrs ago
@Obscene Symphony media.tenor.com/6FGBG86QfAQ…
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3 yrs ago
Wild rose bushes suck. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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3 yrs ago
I just found out I passed my boards certification to become an COTA! I am so happy I can't even express it
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3 yrs ago
My mom is going in to have a rod put in her leg today. The doctor says it'll be fine but she has bone cancer so any good thoughts would be appreciated
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Bio

Hey!

So, I'm Blindwoofer and here for some roleplays.

Writer info:
Age: 30
Time zone: Eastern
- I have 7 cats.
- Married
- Work a full time job.

I want to point out now that I am dyslexic so sometimes my spelling and grammar aren't the best. I do sometimes put in wrong words as well because my brain and fingers can't keep up with each other apparently. If you are ever confused by something I post please feel free to ask. I try to be detailed and proof read my posts but sometimes shit happens. I will not be upset if you question something because if I'm ever unsure I will do the same. Thanks for understanding. ^-^

RP info:

- Casual to low advanced writer. I usually write about two paragraphs, sometimes more, sometimes less. All depends on what the RP calls for at the time.

- I only do 1x1 PM RP. I'm not against a group rp so if you want to invite me into one I will check it out to see if I want to join it. I tend to stay away from them because of bad experiences in the past but I am willing to give it a shot.

- I will RP on Discord so feel free to ask for my username.

- I use character sheets and will likely ask for one. I'm forgetful AF and I like having the sheet to remind me of little details with YC or MC's.

- 18+ only. I'm 30+ and ask that my partners at least be over 18, 21+ preferred. I like mature themes in my RP.

- Third person only. I don't like to mix. No offence to anyone that does that.

- No fade to black. I like to write smut and I feel like it can add to the character building and development between the characters. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ With that said I will fade to black if we want to move on with the RP and the smut scene isn't going to add anything. While random smut can be fun I love story and do want to keep the story going because all smut all the time can truly get dull.

-OOC chatting is great. Brain storming and planning out scene ideas is loved. It's fun to come up with different ideas and throw them around.

- I reserve the right to say no to any RP or to end a RP at any time for any reason, and do not have to give a reason. You also have that right. I do ask you tell me if it isn't your thing or you're not interested anymore as I'll try and to the same.

- I am on daily. I may not post daily as I work full time now, so sometimes my brain is fried. I will almost always answer OOC messages though even if I'm not up for posting for the day. I also understand if you can't post daily or every other day. I love several replies a day but I can't always do that myself I get it if you can't either. Real life sometimes sucks, I get it. Don't worry about it. A little heads up if you can't post for a few days is appreciated.

Things I enjoy in RP:
1. Romance: This is a big one and I am always looking for a good romance. Slow burns are the best as I'm not big on the whole love at first sight thing. I like it worked up to. -Attraction at first sight is totally cool though.-
2. Drama: Jealousy, someone trying to kill our characters, daddy issues. I love it all. IC drama is amazing and fun. OOC drama is not.
3. Action/adventure: Love me some fighting and near death scenes. I have a habit of putting my character into danger because I enjoy writing it out.
4. Slice of life: While I love a fast pace RP I also enjoy slower moments too. A simple walk with characters talking and enjoying themselves is fun to.
5. Smut: I truly enjoy writing out smut but it will rarely be the main focus on the RP. Limits can be asked in PM.

Settings I enjoy:
Modern
Medieval
Sci-fi/cyber-punk
Steam-punk
Western

I am not limited to them but those are ones I have done and enjoyed.

Movies/Shows/Books I enjoy and would involve in a RP:
Most anything Disney -To big a list to make-
The Princes Bride
X-Men/Marvel Universe
DC -Not as big into this one but still like it.-
The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare
The Warriors series by Erin Hunter


I will not RP as canon characters unless they have an original twist. That's just me personally. I have nothing against them and if you want to use a canon character that's fine by me and I welcome it. I'm not comfortable doing it myself.

Characters:
I have several characters that I have made for other RPs in the past that I adore and will usually tweak to fit in any RP I'm looking for or interested in. I will also make new characters happily to work in a RP. If you are interested in RPing with me please feel free to ask about my characters. I have Character sheets for all I think at this point, or can make some up. ^-^

Most Recent Posts

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I was watching Home on the Range, the 2004 Disney movie about the cows, and I got the urge to write something like that... Though with humans of course.

I was thinking MC could live on a little farm and the bank comes in to foreclose on it. Could be the cattle were stolen or the harvest wasn't good or some disaster hit the farm. So MC leaves the farm, likely own by their family, to get enough money to save their farm. They see a poster for a cattle rustler and decide to go after them.

YC could be a farm hand on the farm MC lives on, a friend in the city, a bounty hunter MC runs into while on the trail or even a lawman. It's pretty open. I am looking more for a male character to write with though I haven't decided if I wanted to write a male or female character yet. I was leaning towards female but I'm open to playing a male as well.
As for who they're going after we can decide that in PMs. If we want to go for the yodeling outlaw that can control cattle with his 'art' or something more realistic is fine with me.

Shoot me a PM if interested and we can get things started! ^-^
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