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16 days ago
Current Anyone want to hear it?
16 days ago
Who wants to hear a horrible joke i mean morally wrong?😀
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23 days ago
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "one beer and, one for the road"
28 days ago
A dyslectic man walks into a bra
28 days ago
Hey I'm thinking about doing jokes on here again. Should I?


"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"

-J. Robert Oppenheimer,
Father of the atomic bomb after witnessing the first test

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A bullet can have your name, but a grenade simply says "to whom it may concern"
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@Searat ok I was just wondering
Is the person who was hurt the driver of the car?
Your good
@Majoras End
Just some ingredients, hold on I'll get my bro.
>Horror sans teleports back to horrortale to grab papyrus

They offered to help bro don't worry I've got aliza. She won't see the puzzles early.
>Horror sans returned with papyrus and Aliza... And his axe behind him.
"Wow sans two humans in one day"

Any less bro and I would be 'dead' worried

"Well I'm glad I have enough spaghetti for both of them."

>The spaghetti smelled great though Aliza looked worryingly towards it.
don't lose your head I never said anything about fighting

>Fresh sans leaves in a radical poof
"Where are you going ya big ball of sin"

I'm sure my bro could use some new ingredients would you like to Help?
@Majoras End
I've tried everything to kill that one but he just doesn't die

@PrinceAlexus@Winter Star12@luna558
"whoa broski, all those violent thoughts can lead to sin.... and we wouldn't want that to happen right?
@Searat yup
You think that's bad wait till you meet Mr. 80's nightmare know as fresh sans. He makes me want to beat my head against the wall.

"sup dawg?"

Damn it...

>Horror sans face palms
@Winter Star12
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