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I HATE THE HOLIDAYS.
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Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come to late.
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A super powered individual who doesn't fight against super villains is a super villain.
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The SHIELD doctor convinced Quake to let him run some tests on the prisoner in his lab. She agreed as long as he was kept pumped full of rage suppressants or whatever the doctor used earlier.

Maximilian and the doctor went to the lab. "So Doc got a name or shall I keep calling you Doc like the cartoon squirrel?" "Terrance." He hooked a machine up to Maximilian. "That will keep you like you are, doubt we need it, you don't seem to like to transform." The doctor pulled out a laptop and gave it to Maximilian. "As we agreed you get to look up any non-classified information about our world. "Seriously you still use this? I didn't realize how backwards this universe is." The doctor look confused. "Our minds directly interacted with the computers we had no need for a keyboard. We saw through our eyes, no need for a screen. Assume you use TVs too, just turn on the news." The doctor complied. A news report about the attack from the monster who lived underground. "My goddess. You haven't eradicated them yet? What is wrong with your society? You intentionally leave invaders alive to reinvade? You seriously need new management one that has the balls to do the right thing. Get me down there and I'll elminate them for free. Won't even need to Hulk out." He popped the claws on one hand. "These are the only weapons I need on those primitives. I was on the team on my world that destroyed them." He retracted his claws. "What you say?"
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He could just do this when hugged lol


They may or may not mind that. They also may or may not enjoy that.
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This would be his response
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That is one FUGLY cat.

The cute teddy bear would have to do better than that to stop either of the Robot Mastertorns. I am not saying they would, but you know.
Donald in his sister's body approached the Head of Oliver Security Steve Queen. Steve acted like they were extremely close. He hugged her, far longer than Donald was comfortable with. Steve's hand started to drift down, when Bethany suggested pulling out of the hug. "Call him Stevey he likes it when I do it. Also gently touch his arm with your hand. With your other hand tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, doesn't matter if you actually need to or not." "Stevey..." Donald reluctantly did what Bethany suggested. He felt dirty. "I was brainstorming ways for you to improve your position within Queen Industries. You know the whole Starro problem? If you could find a way to incapacitate them or kill them without hurting the human victim/host you will be considered a hero." "Play on his jealousy of Oliver Queen." "Your star may rise even higher than Oliver. Who knows you may beat him out for the promotion to CEO when Robert retires." Steve jumped at the chance. Donald check the time on her watch. "I have to go, I have a meeting downtown soon. Donald turned and left. "You know he is staring at your ass now. I know you know what he is thinking about doing to it."

Shortly after Maxima kissed the Holodroid version of Superman, Cosmic Boy excused himself and shut the door. "We are alone at last." Several minutes later Maxima left the gym, with a huge grin. "Best work out ever."

Several days later she and the rest of the Legion were alerted to evil Brain Boy 5's return to the sector. "Quick question. No kill policy does that include evil robots who used to be your friend then betrayed, hurt, and killed the lot of you? If so I think I may have to readjust my decision to be here. If not and anyone of you think it will be to hard for to kill your 'friend' leave it to me, I'll make the bastard suffer or do it quick, whichever you want." She really wanted to kill Brain Boy 5 his very existence made her blood boil, his very name made her want to go into bloody berserker rage on his robotic ass, hence the nickname. She had no idea why, she never met him. She would have to speak with Cosmic Boy about it. Maybe he might know something or help her in the research. She was hoping to not reveal what little she knew of her past which was microscopic at best. She knew four things about her past the thing she woke up in labeled her as Subject 24F, she was part of or is Project Maxima, something called Cadmus, and she has only been conscious for a little over a month but she appears to be in her late teens or early twenties. Lost memories?
Rose Mary shuddered at the thought of talking to Jean. "There are way to many telepaths here. They are beyond creepy. I feel like I have to be on my guard at all times with them around and even when they are not around, never know when one might be in range but not visible. If there is something subconcious I forgotten or suppresed it's probably worse than the stuff I do remember which is mostly horrible, except recent events." Rose Mary noticed the new motorcyclist. "Who is that? If I wasn't here she probably would have stayed. Should I leave and let the two of you talk?"

"This isn't the first time, I used to imitate my queen all the time as a security feature. You wouldn't believe how happy she was when we learned I could do that." She massaged her hand where she was digging her nails into it." She was glad to turn away from the demon. "Just curious how often does one use sex to acquire their goals as an X-Man?"
where is everyone?


Here I am. Yeesssssss.
Favorite nickname ever for Carol Danvers is Princess Sparkle Fists.
Dead?
Mole man? Maximilian will laugh at that.
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