Burning Kitty

The Band of Not-So-Heroes: A Superhero Comedy

@Weird Tales Looks like someone was made to be cuddled.

X-Men: The New Era

@Burning Kitty Now this is sound logic and seeing as mowing is literally my least favorite thing in the world i agree with you. If it was up to me I wouldn't have grass in my yard at all. I wish that I could afford turf or something like that.

@ShieldsOfWar

You are literally the first person to agree with me on that.

I would pave the whole yard if the jack'hole politicians would let me.

There is no value in grass.

Marvel REBORN (ALWAYS OPEN!)

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She most certainly can join in future interactions. The more developed the supporting characters are, the better.

@BlackSam3091

Sounds like I need to work on the Quake character.

X-Men: The New Era

@Burning Kitty Not when you live in a place where your grass will literally die if you don't.

@ShieldsOfWar

Grass has to be mowed, helping it grow ensuring you have to mow it, that is the act of a masochist.

Marvel REBORN (ALWAYS OPEN!)

As was usual when playing the game he lost. He eventually grew bored of losing. He was extremely tired from his efforts back on his world defending his people, so he did the only thing he could but didn't want to do he slept. He dreamt of his family. His daughter in her early twenties two years into her post-doctorate career. Looking for love and marriage. His son in his early teen just entering college. Looking to bed as many girls as possible. He wife would be feeling the effects of an empty nest, would be trying to bring another little bundle of joy into their lives. He dream consisted of the myriad of ways she would try to convince him into consenting to see a mutant fertility specialist to design their newest child. As with all of his dreams they turned to nightmares. The fertility clinic was bombed he was the sole survivor his daughter was murdered by a anti-mutant bigot using a dating app for mutants. His son on a bus transporting the football team to an away game was t-boned by a tractor trailer because the moron didn't know when to get off the road and get some sleep.

He woke in a rage smashing the table he had his laid upon with the might of the Hulk. The chair he sat he ripped in half.

The agents outside began panicking some said they should open the module and shoot him. Other said they should jettison the module into ocean. Quake broke the argument. She opened the module and used her powers to throw Hulk up against the wall and hold them there. Hulk fought back causing Quake to put more effort into using her powers, so much effort she was starting to break the bones in her arm.

Eventually a doctor came in with several drugs to counteract the adrenaline in his system. Hulk reverted back to Maximilian. He profusely apologized for the outburst. He asked the doctor if there was any medicine to prevent him from dreaming because all his dreams turned to nightmares which always resulted in the Hulk making an appearance. "Mistress Quake if you need a fast way of healing my blood can help with that. In low enough doses it should heal you faster but not result in your own Hulkification." Quake refused. The doctor wanted to know more. So Maximilian explained how he was turned into a Hulk against his will, via a blood transfusion from some dead Asian brat named Ohc.

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Maybe I'll make Amy and her milky white thighs a character

@Grec

She sounds like a delight.

X-Men: The New Era

@Burning Kitty They need to do something because where I'm from we are so short on water that we can only water our yards certain days and stuff like that.

@ShieldsOfWar

Watering a yard is the most pointless waste of water.

Marvel REBORN (ALWAYS OPEN!)

@BlackSam3091 Prince of Lies better not reveal he is the Prince of Lies, Asgardian, and most important of all a Lokison.

Marvel REBORN (ALWAYS OPEN!)

If it were a big enough threat they might be tempted to try and strike a deal, but that would all be dependent on him and if they could get him to listen and what not.

@Demon Shinobi

He did stand down without a shot fired. He allowed them to take him into custody when he could have leveled a city or a few buildings on top of their heads.

X-Men: The New Era

Last I checked Texas has a shit ton of water. They need to invest in desalination.